6/9 CWC always gets her man

[CWC Tok]

Predawn. A Blackhawk helicopter brakes over the target's house. Battery blue and yellow fast ropes are thrown out the side and two fireteams rope down to the ground. No unit insignia. Instead just a patch of Sonichu's angry face on their uniforms. With shouldered rifles, they approach the house, breach the doors, toss flashbangs, and find Omar, confused and scared, hiding in a closet. Just before the black hood is slipped over his head, one of the operators leans in and whispers

"You shouldn't have changed Sonic's arm color."

Then he's whisked off to a Cwcville black site.

Would have been much more ominous if it were called the Blue Site.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

No one brought him Megan when he demanded, why did hi think this time will be different?

Because Sonic's arm color is on the line.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

CWC has an all-new nemesis, this side of Clyde Cash! Certainly the news of the century.

Someone should tell him that "Olmar Woodley" is an anagram of "Clyde Cash."

 

[sonichuis44]

Dude's parents named him Olmar, hasn't he suffered enough?

 

[bradsternum]

Should I fuck him first, or just damn him and fuck him later?

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Ok, this I like!

Reminds me of the old Chris. I've had enough of Christine who bores me.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Replacement stackhouse.

Anyone here see the warriors? I'm sorta imagining Chris yelling to an army of kung fu gang members "who is this olmar?!". "I want him alive if possible if not wasted!"

 

[asperhes]

That's not very ladylike behavior.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Should I fuck him first, or just damn him and fuck him later?

Fuck him first. He's kind of hot, despite an unfortunately patchy beard situation.

Also, his name is Omar. Good going, Chris, that's the attention to detail we all know and love!

 

[drtoboggan]

Damn. I brought him the head of Alfredo Garcia.

 

[Gothicserpent]

Shit guys, I think we need to warn Olmar!

 

[KatsuKitty]

Damn Omar Woodley!

DAMN HIM IN THE ASS!

 

[pussydoodles]

I love that he used the Internet to threaten physical harm then shortly after posted a petition to protect people from trolling/cyberbullying.

By love I mean wtf dude the door swings both ways

 

[soIregistered]

Yeah, this'll look great if anyone pulled it out in court. But I shouldn't expect any better.

 

[Masterfoxz2]

Call me crazy, but it might be possible that Chris's protests helped boost SB sales. Just a thought.

 

[Pikonic]

Bring ME Omar Woodley!
I'll get him drunk and convince him Sonic's mouth and stomach should be blue too.

 

[DrJoshii]

Chris misspelled OMAR Woodley twice.

Now, how in tarnation is anybody be able to take chris "seriously" if he cant even get the name right.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

Constantly wanting to engage in fisticuffs is totally not ladylike.

I, too, wish this thing.

I do wish that...

 

[Pikonic]

Not sure if anyone got this but our lady also wants one named Stephen Frost.
Its just the original edited to include this stone cold troll
get it because his last name is frost and frost is cold...fuck off that's funny.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I remember when Chris wanted Megan brought before him.

That didn't happen either.

Spoiler: fanart idea

Chris(tine) as Jabba the Hutt asking for those people.