500+ LB LIFE| EXERCISE WITH ME - She’s probably 600 lbs now

[Whatthefuck]

I am gonna throw this out there as a tinfoil theory but does it seem to anyone else that she maybe filmed this video yesterday in a panic after the exodus and thats why she purposely put "march 31" as a date stamp. I have not seen that in too many of her videos. Like she is trying EXTRA hard to prove that she filmed this BEFORE subscriber-gate 2019. She wants everyone to think she had a change of heart on her own, and it had nothing to do with the loss of subscribers. I am convinced about this.

With her, I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility. She's stupid enough to think we can't figure something like that out and, clearly, she has no problem lying her dual country ham sized ass off. We'll need to see another vid to know for sure, though.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I can’t wait til she buys a hundred more kyuuute weights and stashes them, unused, next to the journals.

 

[theriddler3]

Fuck off with that exercise tease, Amberlynn. Show us them hooves.

 

[DubbleBubble]

Buying those dumb baby weights is just another example of Amber thinking she can consume her way to victory, by buying shit. She buys MLM Scam Diet Food(tm), hulthy foods, smaller size clothing, and now "exercise" equipment and she wonders why she isn't losing weight. In her mind must be something like "I paid to lose weight.. why aint I losin' weight!?... this is how people lose weight right?"

 

[Aldora]

Buying those dumb baby weights is just another example of Amber thinking she can consume her way to victory, by buying shit. She buys MLM Scam Diet Food(tm), hulthy foods, smaller size clothing, and now "exercise" equipment and she wonders why she isn't losing weight. In her mind must be something like "I paid to lose weight.. why aint I losin' weight!?... this is how people lose weight right?"

Amber doesn't want to work to lose weight, she just wants to be thin. She is waiting for that genie that O2B mentioned to come and magic her weight away.

Edit: grammer fail.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Rate me Mad on the Internet; but the one thing that really made me
was her asking why there are so many different ways to lose weight.

NO BITCH.
There is only one, tried and true method your dumb c**t.
eAt LeSs MoVe MoRe.
god damn these dumb bitches with their "magic pill" theory.

 

[Lalala]

Rate me Mad on the Internet; but the one thing that really made me
was her asking why there are so many different ways to lose weight.

NO BITCH.
There is only one, tried and true method your dumb c**t.
eAt LeSs MoVe MoRe.
god damn these dumb bitches with their "magic pill" theory.

Honestly I don't put much stock into getting mad but that got me too.
Any of the methods she's tried can work even the Optimus Prime MLM nonsense, but it requires commitment spanning more than a week. And buying more doesn't mean you can cut the time in half.
Doesn't matter how many 'ways to lose weight' there are if you can't actually see one through.

 

[harrytaco]

She said she really wanted the nice chair, so why not get it?
Is the money running dry?

Also come on Amber, if you’re giving us an estimate, 570 is close to 600 than 500.
The appointment gave her anxiety, so what was it for, if it’s something she wanted to hide?

Those chairs had arms.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Those chairs had arms.

I also do not believe for a hot second those chairs would hold her. WTF is she thinking? Those folding chairs have a weight capacity of like 200lbs at most.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

• She forgot to do a weigh-in for the video

Well, at least she's back to lying. Tell us about your vicious rape again!

 

[harrytaco]

I also do not believe for a hot second those chairs would hold her. WTF is she thinking? Those folding chairs have a weight capacity of like 200lbs at most.

The chairs are like her flats, she has to get new ones every few weeks because she blows them out/apart.

 

[idon'tknowhatyoumean]

Another day, another lah. Plans, plans, plans. Plans she will never fall through with. She is literally a broken record who's only hope would be to get tf off of Youtube and check herself in. However, the demand for bread is high so she's gotta get her dough somehow. Also the arm weights reminded me of what Foodie Beauty did awhile back. I don't always keep up with Foodie as much as Amber, but this seems familiar.

 

[ThatGayElfFromDragonAge]

As someone already pointed put those weights are pointless. It's all for show. Simply moving her limbs is plenty of exercise. That's why the fat typically melts off a morbidly obese person who puts in even a miniscule amount of effort. The mere act of moving her diaphram when she breathes gets her heart rate up. Doll, we know you better than you know yourself and your little performance is convincing no one but becky.

 

[Gorl68]

I'm sure it's been said, but punching with weights is not an exercise, even legit boxers know not to do it because you're not actually working anything... You're just fucking your joints to look tough.

Also lold at calling dumbbell press "arm ups". She should really do more "research" on the exercises she does, at her size it's pretty crucial to do them correctly due to the added weight of her huge body.

 

[497]

I almost positive that make up she got rid of was the stuff Becky's family got her for Christmas...I might look for the vid later.

I think it is. to be fair they probably just got her something cheap since it's Becky's gf. Noone would really use that makeup...Atleast she kept the case.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

I am gonna throw this out there as a tinfoil theory but does it seem to anyone else that she maybe filmed this video yesterday in a panic after the exodus and thats why she purposely put "march 31" as a date stamp. I have not seen that in too many of her videos. Like she is trying EXTRA hard to prove that she filmed this BEFORE subscriber-gate 2019. She wants everyone to think she had a change of heart on her own, and it had nothing to do with the loss of subscribers. I am convinced about this.

Yup, my theory as well. ? This was panic-driven, and the attempt to cover that fact up is pathetic.

Also: Jesus Christ, those arms. ?

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

The chairs are like her flats, she has to get new ones every few weeks because she blows them out/apart.

I forgot that big AL wears cheap walmart flats. Her legs must be beyond repair. 600 pounds hitting the ground when she waddles, with no foot support.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

Way different tone and thumbnail than last Friday's smugfest. Oh how the tables have turned.

Don't understand the stupid little babyweights. The exercise she should be focusing on is walking so she doesn't lose her mobility and have very severe consequences. Typical AL where her attempts at redemption are doing a retarded version of what she needs to do.

 

[Lame Entropy]

It's been a while since I've seen her upper arms. I'd say she's ready for her MSPL debut just based on them alone.

 

[Hidden Squirrel]

I don't mind her buying the stupid weights. Of course they're pointless, but maybe they're cute enough that she'll actually use them ?

And I'm going to do the KickingGeese thing and say I like her new dress. Of course I haven't seen a full body shot....

She's been changing diet plans at such a rapid pace that it's not even fun anymore. I was looking forward to seeing her weekly calorie-counting attempt, her low carb diet attempt, etc. But she seems to forget about them as soon as she mentions them.