500+ LB LIFE| EXERCISE WITH ME - She’s probably 600 lbs now

What would you rather?

  • Wipe Al every time she goes to the bathroom

    Votos: 2 0.8%
  • Watch Al exercise in the nude 5 times a week

    Votos: 167 67.3%
  • Make out with Becky 3 times a week

    Votos: 40 16.1%
  • Eat Al’s cooking for an entire year

    Votos: 39 15.7%

  • Total de votantes
    248
If you're here to amuse yourself by watching a big fatty do exercise, I'm afraid you're out of luck. She never actually exercises in this video, only gives a brief example of the exercises she'll supposedly be doing at 6:20;
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$500 on that she was already exhausted after that exercise
 
  • She went to an appointment
  • AL says she wants to talk about something she's been struggling with
  • Becky is on the phone crouching over either out of exhaustion or hiding her neck
  • It's too late for her to continue filming, so she won't be sharing what she is struggling with in this video
  • She forgot to do a weigh-in for the video
  • She wants to open up more with her viewers. :optimistic:
 
She's holding those ridiculous fucking things with her one, giant, fat hand.

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Seriously, why even bother buying those things? Lifting a carton of tard cum has better results. I can't imagine working the cash register when she waddled over and placed those things on the belt. I'd get fired for laughing at a customer, and I wouldn't stop laughing until I was escorted out of the building by paramedics and given anesthesia.
In her head buying the required things for a lifestyle change means she’s halfway there.
 
She's holding those ridiculous fucking things with her one, giant, fat hand.

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Seriously, why even bother buying those things? Lifting a carton of tard cum has better results. I can't imagine working the cash register when she waddled over and placed those things on the belt. I'd get fired for laughing at a customer, and I wouldn't stop laughing until I was escorted out of the building by paramedics and given anesthesia.
She didn't waddle, she rode her scooty puff. I think most WalMart employees already know what's up when they hear one of them coming.
 
Seriously, why even bother buying those things? Lifting a carton of tard cum has better results. I can't imagine working the cash register when she waddled over and placed those things on the belt. I'd get fired for laughing at a customer, and I wouldn't stop laughing until I was escorted out of the building by paramedics and given anesthesia.

Wanna know the best part of this? There was no waddling in this scenario. She is very clearly using a scooter while she was shopping, peep her height when Becky pulls the shopping cart up behind her.

Bitch literally rode a scootypuff over to the gym equipment section to buy 3lb dumbbells.

ETA: @Whatthefuck you immeasurable fuckstick. :heart-empty:
 
Just finished the video, I love her little 'breakdown' about 'who should we listen to? Why are there so many options?'. Because you can lose weight a dozen different ways if you pick any one and are just. fucking. consistent. with it.
 
Nice to see that losing more than 10k subscribers magically made her change her mind regarding the purpose of her channel.

Oh, Amber, you'll never learn...
 
Wanna know the best part of this? There was no waddling in this scenario. She is very clearly using a scooter while she was shopping, peep her height when Becky pulls the shopping cart up behind her.

Bitch literally rode a scootypuff over to the gym equipment section to buy 3lb dumbbells.

ETA: @Whatthefuck you immeasurable fuckstick. :heart-empty:
Ah, I know you love me!
 
Amber if you are going to play pretend losing weight, you should probably buy weights that aren't made for 10 year olds.
 
After losing 10,000 subscribers and issuing an apology, she still posts a video that she started filming 6 days ago. She filmed this before the exodus. She still believes this loss of subs is because she wasn't sharing her weight gain journey and not because she is a cunt.
 
Okay, it's clear that the recent subscriber loss has caused this sudden change in what she's uploading. And this was crap, but it is something. Maybe her reasoning is shallow, but if the prospect of losing subscribers will motivate her to finally try to lose some weight and actually give us video evidence of it, I can't complain. I'd like to see her sort her life out, as unlikely as it is.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_rk9cpEP9HwMarch 31, 2019
  • Gorl goes on about how vlogging from a phone is better
  • Trisha Paytas vlogs from her phone all the time
  • Talks about MSHPL and says that it was really eye opening
  • Talks about wanting to work on her own weight
April 1, 2019
  • Goes to an appointment
  • Goes to Wommart and spergs about chairs
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  • She did 15 arm ups and 37 punches
  • Organizes her makeup throws out the makeup she doesn’t use
  • Says that her vlogs are more about her life
  • Since she’s the weight she is, it’s going to focus more on her weight loss, but that’s not the sole thing about this channel
Fin
I am gonna throw this out there as a tinfoil theory but does it seem to anyone else that she maybe filmed this video yesterday in a panic after the exodus and thats why she purposely put "march 31" as a date stamp. I have not seen that in too many of her videos. Like she is trying EXTRA hard to prove that she filmed this BEFORE subscriber-gate 2019. She wants everyone to think she had a change of heart on her own, and it had nothing to do with the loss of subscribers. I am convinced about this.
 
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