4/1/2016: Christian Undergoes Transgender Surgery

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We should put his duck on display!

But seriously, good one OP. You had me there for a second.
 
Damn it. Damn it, damn it, damn it. I was just thinking last night how stupid and basically pointless it is to try and pull April Fools' pranks on this jaded-ass user base since no one ever falls for this shit.

Then I found myself sitting here reading that fucking email blown away that someone would ever have given him the medical and psychological clearances necessary and think he was in the right state of mind to make this decision and how genuinely sad and/or horrible this may wind up being for CWC and...

Fuck. Hat's off. I should've known better, but still, it's a wonderful idea and pretty well executed (I'm gullible as shit though, so I doubt convincing me is really that much of an achievement).
 
Still more believable than Phil getting his balls snipped.
 
The year is 2026. Gender reassignment surgery has advanced to the point where transexuals can get pregnant. Selling all of his toys, video games, amiibos and his useless second kidney Chris gets the surgery and then proceeds to impregnate himself with years worth of frozen sperm. He does this multiple times. Then he starts a new Chandler clan at 14 Branchland, just like those hillbillies on the xfiles.
 
April Fools threads are the worst because it's just pages and pages of spergs making sure everybody knows that THEY were not taken in by the ruse instead of playing along with what is clearly a very real and important event in Christine Weston Chandler's life.
 
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Good thing Chris has life insurance, I'd hate to see his son Sonichu forced to pay his final expenses out of pocket
 
I actually thought this was real for a few minutes.

gg no re
 
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