4/1/2016: Christian Undergoes Transgender Surgery

[Jackie Chin]

I hope this is a joke.

 

[Ryker]

I believed this so much that I trans-gendered myself with farm grade twine.

Edit: goddamn word filter.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

FUCK I forgot what day it was. That explains Dear Leader's transition.

 

[Ryker]

So, it's fake! Goddamn! I've rubber-banded my own balls for no reason other than to appeal to a certain lesbian-souled tribber with the first initial of "Chris".

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

First one of the day I sincerely wished was real.

 

[Purmojemvits]

too many pranks on news papers and other sites that ruined this one

Tho was this really worth of these horrible mental images this text created??

 

[Cydonia]

Pretty good Effort, but It's MISSING words in ALL Caps. Also if It was really Chris he would had Gone off on AT LEAST one Completely unrelated tangent That's in NO way relevant To the original Topic.

Happy April 1st everyone!

 

[melty]

Congrats Christine! I think I'm going to send her something to commemorate the occasion! Since she already has a ps4 now, what do you all suggest?

 

[GetShrekt]

If this happened, we all know Chris would try to impregnate himself with the frozen sperm so he could finally give birth to Crystal. Which would inevitably lead to him having to go back in for surgery due to infection. Still, this was fucking funny and the best April Fool's prank I've seen all day.

 

[Purmojemvits]

If this happened, we all know Chris would try to impregnate himself with the frozen sperm so he could finally give birth to Crystal. Which would inevitably lead to him having to go back in for surgery due to infection. Still, this was fucking funny and the best April Fool's prank I've seen all day.

Who the hell's jizz it would be? His own?
Tho i can imagine it. Oh my god.

 

[Colress]

you know what, i'm giving you full credit for this one

 

[autism420]

OMG SO GROSS Doesn't Chris know that you can only be a WOMAN if you're born a WOMAN LOL WHAT A RETARD

 

[fishercat]

0/10 no mention of DIRTY, PISSED PANTIES.

 

[nvrwastetree]

6/10. Too coherent and needs more Autism.
Better luck next time.

That and Katsu forgot to put in the most important part, "Sent from my iPhone"

 

[kookerpie]

Who wrote this? It sounds nothing like him

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

The zika virus was a nice touch.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Be sure to send this to ADF.

 

[Mister Grumpy Pants]

You got me

 

[Lacquer Head]

in other news Dewey Defeats Truman

 

[GS 281]

Katsu you been around forever. You could have done much better with this. No CWCisms and you din't use hardly enough poor grammar. I am disappoint.