4/1/2016: Christian Undergoes Transgender Surgery

[KatsuKitty]

It has just been leaked that CWC has actually undergone sexual reassignment surgery about a few weeks back.

Key facts:

• CWC took out of his life insurance to pay for it
• Barb does not know; he told her he had "zika virus" to explain his disappearance
• He does not want to use dilators because they remind him of penises
• He keeps pissing himself after the surgery
• The Lesbian Sleepover will still happen

 

[DuskEngine]

9/10 you actually got a lot of the CWCisms down pat

 

[vittek]

I love 1st April.

 

[Yaks]

Oh good I was worried about that sleepover.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Took me a minute

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Happy April fools day to you too

 

[MMX]

Still more believeable than phils claims

 

[JU 199]

"How dare CWC get his balls removed before me?"

*cuts own balls off with a butter knife*

"Take that cwc!"

 

[Bluebird]

Guys, why would katsu lie about something this important?!?

 

[Totenkopf]

What's the difference between Hitler and Chris?

America was actually courageous enough to stop Hitler.

 

[Plesioth]

Finally, Chris can be the full pledged woman we don't need nor deserve but are getting anyway

 

[kittie]

Was shocked for a minute then I checked the date on the post. You got me, Katsu

 

[Agentpeanut]

6/10. Too coherent and needs more Autism.
Better luck next time.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Now the only question is how to destroy the frozen semen and put an end to the Spawn of Ungoliant Weston forever.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Chris despite being a tranny does not have the proverbial balls to go through with gender reassignment. He'd rather self med and watch hypnosis videos and pretend his tits are growing.

 

[JU 199]

Real transwomen cut their own balls off

CWC is a disgrace to the hard working, self-reliant transgender community and should be shot.

 

[vertexwindi]

Fake and Lesbian.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Remember when CWC hung himself with a wireless PS controller?

 

[Florence]

2/10 no mention of bonobos or tribbing.

 

[Kusottare]

I want to believe.