[31-Dec-2018] New Year's Eve "Podcast" - Third time's the charm

[Marchesa of the Vast]

He doesn't update his shtick so he can still have stuff to bitch about. I have a hard time believing he can't figure text to speech out while grifting idiots out of thousands.

 

[Salubrious]

I'm like 90% sure DSP didn't get the Red Ryder BB gun reference.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Phil cannot tells us what Kat got for Christmas because people will make fun of her or something. Wonder what it could be...

A San Antonio SPURS jersey

 

[Hungrymandinner]

Kat got Phil’s presents at the last minute. Phil refuses to say what he got for Kat. It takes Phil 10 minutes to shave. He also uses a fucking hammer to make mashed potatoes. Here comes the tax talk.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Well here comes the crying about the Christmas stream

 

[Pargon]

Middle school PSA about alcohol now. Age-appropriate, given his fanbase.

 

[Salubrious]

Apparently the 3 beers he drank in 8+ hours exasperated his depression.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Middle school PSA about alcohol now. Age-appropriate, given his fanbase.

This is why parents love him

 

[Salubrious]

DSP has been watching way too much WWE lately. I think we just got the 45 minute Baron Corbin segment to start this podcast.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

Phil blaming alcohol for his miserable personality.

 

[Faded]

Alcohol makes you depressed. Never drink it.

 

[Salubrious]

Going to the movies in theaters would take too much time away from streaming and he'd lose money.

 

[Pargon]

He's going to do a whole segment talking about a six-month old movie. Damn if that ain't a barnburner.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

This is how you review a film, Roger Ebert.

 

[Salubrious]

The Wakanda fight ripped off Return of the King.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

The Wakanda fight ripped off Return of the King.

My head is hurting after this one....Jesus Christ

 

[Salubrious]

DSP doesn't understand why Star-Lord would be emotional about finding out Gamora just died.

Thor's Axe is a major plot hole.

Also, Thor is stupid for not knowing that an axe to the chest would be ineffective.

He doesn't understand why Thanos didn't just get all the stones prior to the first Ironman movie in the MCU timeline. Why wait 10 years?

 

[PenisMuncher23]

DSP doesn't understand why Star-Lord would be emotional about finding out Gamora just died.

To be fair, he's a psychopath

 

[Salubrious]

He thinks it's a major plothole that Thanos beat the Guardians to the Collector for the Red stone.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Thor's Axe is a major plot hole.

Also, Thor is stupid for not knowing that an axe to the chest would be ineffective.

His logic was it was a weapon built for a king, but the asgardians are all pussys, so I guess every asgardian is as strong as an asgardian king

Now he’s crying about why thanos waited so long to go get the gems, besides the fact that it’s just a movie, it’s really easy to use a little logic and assume he waited until Odin and Asgard were dead, because that dudes supposed to be strong and the asgardian were peace keepers

Like if you want to cry about a movie that’s fine, but quit being a 36 fat faggot begging for money saying it’s bad writing while you nitpick shit to death