[31-Dec-2018] New Year's Eve "Podcast" - Third time's the charm

[PenisMuncher23]

Making fun of his post nasal drip is the same thing as making fun of someone for having a lame leg, according to David

 

[Salubrious]

His back muscles have grown into a less herniated position because he doesn't have to shovel snow anymore. I don't think that's how that works; especially when you sit down 23.5 hours per day.

 

[James Smith]

There are no mods.

 

[PenisMuncher23]

Now he's implying that the lack of donations on the Christmas stream helped make him sick.

 

[BatChatillon]

He said he lost weight. Dave Bennett of all people claims he lost weight during holiday times.

 

[Salubrious]

Playing video games for nine straight days stressed him out so much that it made him more vulnerable to illness.

 

[neger psykolog]

"I think its just time to separate the personal from the professional"
Is this DSP rewind from a year ago? Why is he still repeating this boring stuff still.

 

[Salubrious]

I think DSP legitimately believes that only he has trolls and top streamers like Ninja do not.

DSP can't use text to speech because people will immediately start using the n-word. And not Ninja.

 

[neger psykolog]

From his new years stream: DSP can't have an automated tip/cheer tally because someone would join and use an offensive username to kahntribute and he'd get banned. If he used any automated feature (like text to speech) he'd get banned.

Bitch nigga, you're not going to get banned if Twitch allowed an offensive username in the first place. I would like to see documentation for people getting banned for "offensive usernames" of other Twitch users (not including showing dick pics on stream).

He still lets random multiplayer users sperg out on mic every now and then and lets trojan horse detractor art go by, but somehow he'll get banned because a bad username would cause problems. Sure.

 

[Cpt_Autismo]

Children gather around old man Phil is telling the same story's again.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

did anyone else hear the 14 words? is this TRR shitlord invasion?

 

[Salubrious]

I do enjoy how DSP's twitch stream has 415 viewers and Tevin's stream has nearly 1,700 viewers.

Apparently Kat got DSP a Peanuts Desk Calendar and a Razor for Christmas.

Soulmates everyone.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Apparently Kat got DSP a Peanuts Desk Calendar and a Razor for Christmas.

Soulmates everyone.

Dang, people got nicer shit at my company white elephant exchange and those gifts are designed to be kinda shitty AND had a ten dollar limit.

Bitch went to Dollar General and threw two bucks on the table and said 'yeah whatever'.

 

[PenisMuncher23]

Phil cannot tells us what Kat got for Christmas because people will make fun of her or something. Wonder what it could be...

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Phil cannot tells us what Kat got for Christmas because people will make fun of her or something. Wonder what it could be...

Something expensive.

She got new shoes, a new phone, a new wardrobe last year. We know he spends big money.

 

[ZB 584]

Can't tell us what he bought for Khet because he broke the bank for her over christmas (which wouldn't go well with the narrative that he's in financial dire straits). That's the only way he can keep her in the barn. Soulmate and all that jazz.

 

[Pargon]

Apparently Kat got DSP a Peanuts Desk Calendar and a Razor for Christmas.

Soulmates everyone.

She got him two things that he needs to take care of his autistic ass. That's like getting your housebitch a new vacuum for Christmas, except much less expensive and definitely something you could get with 30 seconds of forethought from a mall kiosk.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Phil gift: pricey bullshit

Kat gift: a desktop comic calender from clearance


Kat's winning this relationship.

 

[Pargon]

Not even going to read his cheers. Says he's gonna wait until the Q&A session, which he's said he'll only do if he feels up to it at the end.

Fuck off, blobfish.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Soulmaid got him a day planner....My Theo theory is Dark is such a miserable lost soul he doesn’t remember what it’s like to get a meaningful present from someone you love and that’s why he thinks shit like a razor and calendar from a soulmaid are good