2026 predictions thread/look back on your previous predictions

[Rome's rightful successor]

Half Life 3 will be confirmed for realzies this time, you guys.

 

[Bullooo]

A lolcow gets deported by ICE (this probably already happened in 2025)

Ten more lolcowns troon out in order to stay "relevant"

Ralph tries to move to Colombia and ends up getting severely beaten and hospitalized after pig raging (possibly killed)

Laura Loomer gets an official position in the administration or at least nominated for one

More major gambling scandals in pro sports

Amazon either closes down Twitch or fires Dan Clancy and completely eviscerates the "Just Chatting" streamers for being too much of a liability/headache

Candace Owens either gets bankrupted by the Macrons or is forced to issue some type of retraction, could also end up banned off youtube in an Alex Jones type cancellation for being too much of a liability if the lawsuits don't go her way/settle quietly

The Quartering fires Luke and Hannah Claire, Melonie Mac remains as his simp money sink

Tim Pool moves to Florida, but continues to bleed viewers either goes full Zionist content creator to keep the lights on or ends up "retiring" because he has no funding or not enough views for his weak ass fence sitting for him to bother continuing his show

Some type of Zorhan Mamdani scandal that actually sticks

More evidence that Hasan abuses his dog

Ethan Klein sues somebody

 

[CheepMeds]

You guys think the AI bubble will pop ?

I think Google alone might carry it through out 2026.
However, my shot-in-the-dark prediction afterward is that China will purposely pop it with a blockade of Taiwan (probably 2027) in an attempt to bring US to it's knees to arrange some kind of a deal where China can say that it successfully took control, while US continues getting (at least some) semiconductors from TSMC.

 

[>-Ack!]

You guys think the AI bubble will pop ?

no, though openAI is fucked and probally going away soon

 

[Manimal House]

Russia wins the war with Ukraine and takes a big chunk of the territory. US gets pissed and tries to flex nuts, Russia doesn't care and teams up with China to fuck with Europe and asian countries that aren't sucking China's balls. US gets REALLY pissed and then trade between west and east is halted, WWIII starts and it's BRICS vs NATO. Unfortunately for North America, the war is on all fronts and there are too many foreign disruptors on the inside causing sabotage. This will make the US do something drastic: bring back the draft, bring back the death penalty, outlaw all pornography and suspend online gaming until there is a victor. This will put zoomer and millenial men into a rage fueled frenzy and get excited for war just so they can murder the ones who took their toys away.

I hope I'm just retarded.

Well, I guess I'm not COMPLETELY retarded because those things didn't exactly happen, but they started going in that direction.
-Ukraine is holding on but not currently winning
-China cooperating with Russia unofficially
-US tarriffs made trade between east and west all kinds of fucked up
-No WWIII yet but Isreal-Iran conflict happened and Isreal is getting more heat than ever on the global stage. I couldn't believe it when I heard Ye's HH song.
-US actually doing something about the foreign disruptors on the inside (no draft, but ICE recruited super hard to get them out and there's still more work to be done)
-Porn and gaming had some happenings with payment processors backing out of steam purchases and porn sites. Not to mention the states that outlawed some sites and require ID to view them. Nothing close to an outright suspension of those but it's a step closer.

As for 2026, I'll just go full retard here:
-Republicans get assblasted in midterms, Trump loses his mind, JD Vance becomes next president
-Massive data leaks fuck up the whole world due to Indians
-US Economy officially shits the bed, boomers die at substantially high rate
-More Internet personalities get felted by getting too politically involved or crashing out spectacularly to the point where they lose their audience or at least have no ability to make money off the grift. I usually say that every year but this time I will name some:
------TheQuartering, Legal Mindset, Revsaysdesu, Clavicular, PirateSoftware, SomeOrdinaryGamers, Egoraptor------

 

[Smar Mijou]

Either Ozzy or Sharon is going to die. They both look horrible. I wouldn't be surprised if Ozzy hangs on longer. Nothing's killed him yet anyway.

You killed him, you bastard!

An a list celebrity will be outed as a gay sex pest, though people think he’s straight now

I still say Pedro Pascal is an undercover gay sexpest, but there's that interesting thing that happened with Tyler Perry around Christmas. Shouldn't have been as out of nowhere as it was since he's made his career out of dressing up as an obese black woman.

I think Trump's 2nd term will be largely uneventful, maybe he'll slow down the immigration wave somewhat, but that largely depends on if congress will work with him. I expect the seething dems to fight him every step of the way.

Russia and Ukraine will end with a whimper. Appeasement to Russia for Crimea and the Donbass regions.

The Jews will try to psyop the US into fighting yet another war for them with Iran. Expect multiple gayops and false flags.

DOGE will be largely symbolic and ineffectual.

Both Bitch McConnell and Nancy Pelosi will step down, and at least one will kick the bucket. My bet is on the turtle.


Bluesky falls out of favor with the troons when they ultimately realize that an absolute echo chamber is boring as hell.


Pedro Pascal. I'd put money on it. Also, Andrew Garfield. Maybe not the sex pest part with him, but gayer than a bag of dicks.

Hey I got a few things right, at least sort of with the Iran nuclear facility bombing. And jews and gayops go together like jews and gayops.

 

[Taser Confetti]

there's that interesting thing that happened with Tyler Perry around Christmas.

The Boondocks predicted it a long time ago.

 

[Lie Eater]

Bill Clinton will pass away.
AI advocacy will be turned patriotic and an attempt to make a political piece around it will start to happen.
Murder deepfakes will start to become an issue.
There will be a false imprisonment over AI.
Flock cameras are going to try and instate easy to fuck with signatures to show they're not_tampered.tm
China will eclipse America completely on technology and push to make Chinese a universal language as a threat.
Trump will do nothing about Taiwan or Gaza and instead waste money on harassing Venezuela.
Singapore will become a South Korean proxy state for anyone having a piece in the RAM economy.
Personal Computers will cost 10K.
There will be yet another stabbing in Britland as it also rains much the same.
We will see AT THE MINIMUM 2 major influencer talking head streamers fall over dead. Natural causes or not. It will happen on camera.
Our dear feeder will hit 600 supporters.

 

[Taser Confetti]

push to make Chinese a universal language as a threat.

Not gonna happen. Almost every movie and tv show is made in the Anglosphere. Browns can barely learn English - they're never gonna learn something as fucked as Mandarin.

 

[Sugriva]

Not gonna happen. Almost every movie and tv show is made in the Anglosphere. Browns can barely learn English - they're never gonna learn something as fucked as Mandarin.

English is firmly the most widely spoken language in the entire world. Nothing is going to change that any time soon. Chinese technically has more speakers, but they're all inside of China. No one wants to learn Chinese.

 

[Taser Confetti]

English is firmly the most widely spoken language in the entire world. Nothing is going to change that any time soon. Chinese technically have more speakers, but they're all inside of China. No one wants to learn Chinese.

Yep and if a brown doesn't speak English they speak Spanish or French. Nobody's learning that ching chong bullshit just so they can not access great firewall ecosystems.

 

[Richard_Wetpasta]

Some of these are shitposts some aren't.

• Boogie2988 is hospitalized critically in august or earlier due to fat related complications. He lives and posts a video about the ordeal and how sad his life is.
• Bossman turns it all around and gets clean, but bets it all on black and loses everything again one last time, for old times sake.
• Asmongold is embroiled in controversy due to gooning related behavior.
• Idubbbz leaves Anisa.
• Anisa tries stand-up comedy.
• People forget the gorilla nest incident for 10 minutes and Sam Hyde does some other goofy shit that makes him look bad. The forum gets filled with Markyposting as a result.
• Ralph commits suicide; Everyone thinks it's a cartel related killing; tabloids perpetuate the rumor.
• Barb passes away, it takes us some time to find out. Chris moves back to 14 Branchland court, and does a seance. It's awkward.
• Hasan wins lolcow of the year and crashes out. He then tells everyone he literally fears for his life.

• First widely reported mass shooting in the US is another tranny and the media tries sweeping it up again.
• Iran's collapse winds up paralleling Libya's heavily and the governing body that replaces the current isn't any better.
• Venezuela will get memoryhole'd because nobody actually gives a shit about Venezuela.
• I agree with Lie Eater that Bill Clinton suddenly passes away, some time before june.
• AI stagnates bigtime but they keep pushing the bubble until the end of the year
• Trump remains president for midterms but subordinate offices get lefty psycho majorities.
• First amendment gets eroded in a new wave of "Neo-McCarthyism" because of stocastic terrorism related issues and threats of violence from leftist.
• Leftists are the primary ones that utilize the tools given to them by the resulting regulations granted by previous prediction.

• Oregon gets a republican governor because literally everyone, even the people who vote democrat hate current governor Tina kotek. She's the one democrats have opted to double down on. I don't know the wider impact on the nation. Assuming this occurs; the media tries blaming Christine Drazan for the states woes immediately after.
• California continues down it's teacherous path. Is the first state to at least temporarily lose federal funding. Threatens to secede; doesn't.
• Minnesota follows suit, in spite of current events making them seem most likely to have this happen first.
• Vivek loses.

• The Kiwi Farms remains up.

 

[Randy Facalding]

Politics stuff:
Internet censorship will increase dramatically this year. Trump himself will mention Hasan Piker and call him an antisemite. Someone else in the government will bring up George Droyd. The U.S. government will heavily push the idea of requiring government ID for social media this year. Trump's "based" official government social media accounts will mention both Roblox groomers and Indian AI gooners as part of their arguments. I don't expect anyone to be actually voting on anything until after the midterms though, and Kiwi Farms stays up for the rest of the year.
The Trump administration will do at least one more bombing run (other than the Caracas one) this year. Regime change in Venezuela, Iran, and some other sandnigger country.
The anti-circumcision lawsuit Hadachek v. Oregon (I made a thread) will backfire and set the precedent that banning FGM is unconstitutional. Islamist shitskins (the Somali diaspora in particular) will take advantage of this. Progressives will increasingly support FGM because it's "anti-colonialist".

Lolcow stuff:
Hasan Piker will have sex with Anisa Jomha.
One of the xitter-addict trannies that has a thread on this site (Keffals, Kevin Gibes, Jake Alley, Bluefolf, etc) will have a serious health complication, but not die.
Fishtank Live Season 5 will air. The show will get shut down halfway through again, with an incident that brings normie attention to Jet Nepstein and the Marky drama (not MSM, but commentary sloptubers like futahar, redditgold, and shitikal).
Nick Rekieta and Nick Fuentes will both get arrested again.
Vtubing will become a lot more mainstream due to the Burnt Peanut drama as well as Neuro-sama becoming the most subscribed channel on Twitch. Multiple new lolcow forum threads, both for Vtubers and Vtuber a-logs, will have OPs and escape Prospering Grounds.

 

[frame777]

1. Trump dies of natural causes before July 4th
2. JD Vance divorces his wife (or vice-versa)
3. Nick Fuentes on Joe Rogan
4. Israel ropes in America to fight another war for them
5. Anisa divorces Idubbbz (Idubbbz kills himself before 2030)
6. GTA 6 ends up being a disappointment and won't ever outsell GTA 5
7. Erika Kirk continues to milk the death of her husband
8. 4chan gets hacked again (lol)
9. Asmongold dies suddenly in his home and nobody notices for 3 weeks