What's your 2025 bingo card/predictions?

[The Reluctant Sneeder]

i predict:

• cats will continue to be cute.
• the us economy will go down the drain.
• trump will do very little, if anything, against immigration. in fact, he probably will increase legal immigration from all brown countries. his die hard fans will ignore this.
• normies in western countries will learn to hate jeets even more.
• more muslim crime and terrorism in europe, the EU will recommend the solution being more immigration.
• white boy summer might become another summer of love.
• rekieta wont go to jail, and wont learn a lesson. will never admit he did anything wrong, even gloat he was always in the right. he will probably be forced to keep away from drugs by his family.

sorry that all mine are cynical doomposting rather than positive polly -pilled. i just dont have much hope that 2025 will be an improvement over 2024.

- More Elon Musk retardation we've seen in the last couple of days, whether that's on X or in the Government
- Luigi Mangione trial gets incredibly messy
- MoistCr1TiKaL or Some Ordinary Gamers drama
- Another major political riot in the US
- Another shooting with all of the weapon attachments the government wants to ba

agreed on all.

Russia-Ukraine was will end.
I'm willing to bet money on it.

i really hope you are right. that is one messy nasty war which needs to end. but i feel that unless trump ends western support or massively increases it, it will just continue on through the year.

BLM will try to start shit but won’t have the same backing from democrats, corporations and Jews for supporting Hamas.

agreed. they will try something but wont have the same levels as before. not just because the hamas stuff, which will be prominent, turns away the jews, but a lot of normal americans are tired of their nonsense.

India will grow so annoying that even Israel will be concerned about the pajeets out Jewing the Jews.

We will start to see NATO hype up BRICs as the next geopolitical boogeyman instead of just Russia and China.

india and brazil as boogey men? lol, lmao even.

Israel started pressuring the United States and the EU to go after Syria's new government for being far more anti-Israel than Assad.

nah, more likely israel works to make sure syria remains weak and divided. as it stands they arnt much threat to israel right now.

Iran and Iraq will start talks on merging into a single market and military.

We will see France and Germany begin forming a European Union army.

North Korea will start talking about unifying with the communist party of South Korea.

The mainstream media in the west will admit Venezuela is weaponizing the migrant crisis from the very start.

i rate all of these as highly optimistic.

- Boogie2988 will be hospitalized by the effects of Ozempic

or he will lie and say he is on it and needs money due to health complications.

- Russo-Ukraine War will only continue to get worse
- Canada will elect the conservative party and then get mad at the party months later
- More military intervention is Syria
- More Pandemic Fearmongering by the right wing when there won't really be a pandemic

agreed.

We're going to find out most of the right wing influencers and the Republican Party are gay.

absolutely true.

We're going to have male trannies with dicks and vaginas who don't present as "trans".

not sure i understand this one.

More people will admit to being practicing Satanists/occultists, regardless of political affiliation.
There will be more bizarre alien cults and new age cults popping up.
More digital ID fuckery, loss of privacy, some pretext will be used to push most of us further into poverty.

probably true.

Since Josh has moved back to the states, it's only a matter of time before his new place is doxed, which would mean there's a non-zero chance some lolcows will try and kick his door in. I hope he sets up a camera

absolutely. he will probably get way more empty threats than anything, but im sure there will be that one person who tries. i also wouldn't put it passed some tiktok zoomer or i2p type of faggot to go to his house as a from of "content"

Mel Brooks will die

sad, but true. we will never get "the search for more money"

Flutter gets doxed, turns out she actually is Chris’ lover and not a troll/wrangler.

i used to think she was a ween pullling a long troll game on him, but ive become convinced it might be real, albeit she is a weirdo autistic girl so their relationship is kind of strange. yes, i know, this is cwc we are talking about, any relationship with him would be strange, but i think any relationship with her, not just with cwc, would be weird, as that is how she is

Luigi Mangione will get life without parole instead of the death penalty. The sentence will spark riots, regardless.

We start to see a greater pushback/distancing against woke/DEI bullshit.

Portland quadruples down on its stupidity, homelessness, crime and drug use becomes a critical threat. Portland residents say “this is fine” and continue ignoring it.

all true

 

[FeatherPlucker]

Mel Brooks will die

Luigi Mangione will get life without parole instead of the death penalty. The sentence will spark riots, regardless.

We start to see a greater pushback/distancing against woke/DEI bullshit.

Portland quadruples down on its stupidity, homelessness, crime and drug use becomes a critical threat. Portland residents say “this is fine” and continue ignoring it.

Flutter gets doxed, turns out she actually is Chris’ lover and not a troll/wrangler.

Spoony’s dog THACO dies

Marzgurl divorces her beaner manlet. He makes an account here to spill tea as revenge

I hope the “super special“ status of gays and trannies will disappear-- since most of the right wing of our government is as queer as the left.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Trump's a-logs continue to kvetch into the void. Muskrat further indulges his twat douchebag tendencies. Tom Homan personally roundhouse kicks illegal beaners back across the Rio Grande. Destiny troons out. Skynet becomes self-aware.

 

[Dysnomia]

Either Ozzy or Sharon is going to die. They both look horrible. I wouldn't be surprised if Ozzy hangs on longer. Nothing's killed him yet anyway.

 

[#FF0000]

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

An a list celebrity will be outed as a gay sex pest, though people think he’s straight now

 

[gobbos]

- Moldova/NATO picks off Transnistria.
- King Charles dies.
- Canada fucking finally ousts Trudeau and replaces it with a mildly disappointing conservative government.
- Weimerica keeps circling the drain, continuing the cycle of being collectively outraged at old videos and news on twitter every week.
- False flag or shootout at the Korean DMZ

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

>Tom MacDonald will collab with Kid Rock or another conservative grifter
>Mel Brooks and Cher die
>Laura Loomer will fall out with Trump and claim that she fucked him
>Chris Chan is confirmed to have lost his virginity to a non-hooker
>Jimmy Carter's funeral becomes a Paul Wellstone-esque political rally
>RFK Jr rejected by Senate, other cabinet picks get through
>Realistic ai videos become extremely common online, and video platforms are flooded with more ai content then ever before
>GTA VI delayed to 2026
>Bluesky becomes Threads 2.0

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

First kiwifarms caused suicide next year

 

[Ice Fairy]

idk

 

[Chao Garden]

A tranny will die for reasons unrelated to le twanzfobia, everyone will flip their shit over le trans genocide, people will draw fanart of them saying "REST IN POWER", jk rowling will get blamed somehow

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Trannies on Bluesky will keep fighting amongst themselves. Not a prediction, but rather something guaranteed to happen along with the decline into irrelevance of intersectionality. It won't be completely gone but the worst elements of it will likely be rendered into tiny fringe pockets by the Late 2020s-Early 2030s.

 

[Smar Mijou]

I think Trump's 2nd term will be largely uneventful, maybe he'll slow down the immigration wave somewhat, but that largely depends on if congress will work with him. I expect the seething dems to fight him every step of the way.

Russia and Ukraine will end with a whimper. Appeasement to Russia for Crimea and the Donbass regions.

The Jews will try to psyop the US into fighting yet another war for them with Iran. Expect multiple gayops and false flags.

DOGE will be largely symbolic and ineffectual.

Both Bitch McConnell and Nancy Pelosi will step down, and at least one will kick the bucket. My bet is on the turtle.


Bluesky falls out of favor with the troons when they ultimately realize that an absolute echo chamber is boring as hell.

An a list celebrity will be outed as a gay sex pest, though people think he’s straight now

Pedro Pascal. I'd put money on it. Also, Andrew Garfield. Maybe not the sex pest part with him, but gayer than a bag of dicks.

A tranny will die for reasons unrelated to le twanzfobia, everyone will flip their shit over le trans genocide, people will draw fanart of them saying "REST IN POWER", jk rowling will get blamed somehow

So just another Tuesday.

 

[Hamstirer]

First kiwifarms caused suicide next year

It will be animesuckscopeandsneed.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

india and brazil as boogey men? lol, lmao even.

If they spent close to 20 years crying and hyping a non-existent white supremacy threat while importing Jew hating third worlders. They will try to convince the public that Brazil and India are national threats.

more likely israel works to make sure syria remains weak and divided. as it stands they arnt much threat to israel right now.

Israel thought this when they help create Hamas.

i rate all of these as highly optimistic.

Iran and Iraq already are already adopting a EU style shared medical records and Vehicle licensing system.

 

[3MMA]

A lolcow (with a thread on here) will win the lottery. The prize will be in the millions, they will blow it all.

 

[AFAB]

-Some lunatic will livestream an attack that's inspired by what Brenton Tarrant did.
-More seething and kvetching from Dems and the left over Trump's win (and a whole lot of coping over how "oRaNgE mAn CaN't Be PrEz BeCaUsE (insert cope here)").
-More islamic terrorism in the upcoming years.

 

[Fat Gollum]

Either Ozzy or Sharon is going to die. They both look horrible. I wouldn't be surprised if Ozzy hangs on longer. Nothing's killed him yet anyway.

If Ozzy and Sharon died I would be really sad that Ozzy died.

 

[Manimal House]

Russia wins the war with Ukraine and takes a big chunk of the territory. US gets pissed and tries to flex nuts, Russia doesn't care and teams up with China to fuck with Europe and asian countries that aren't sucking China's balls. US gets REALLY pissed and then trade between west and east is halted, WWIII starts and it's BRICS vs NATO. Unfortunately for North America, the war is on all fronts and there are too many foreign disruptors on the inside causing sabotage. This will make the US do something drastic: bring back the draft, bring back the death penalty, outlaw all pornography and suspend online gaming until there is a victor. This will put zoomer and millenial men into a rage fueled frenzy and get excited for war just so they can murder the ones who took their toys away.

I hope I'm just retarded.

 

[Max Caulfield]

My /uspg/ card.

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