What's your 2025 bingo card/predictions?

[frame777]

A lot of shit happened during 2024, and it's probable that there'll be more in 2025. What do you predict will happen? Here are some of my predictions, though I admit a lot of them are just wacky shit that I think could be interesting:
- More Elon Musk retardation we've seen in the last couple of days, whether that's on X or in the Government
- Luigi Mangione trial gets incredibly messy
- MoistCr1TiKaL or Some Ordinary Gamers drama
- Another major political riot in the US
- Another shooting with all of the weapon attachments the government wants to ban

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

 

[Idiotron]

Russia-Ukraine was will end.
I'm willing to bet money on it.

 

[Starscream's Loyalty]

South Korea will have a shit fit. I can smell their 2015-2024 years from here.

Japan is trying to fight back but I can see some upsets happen.

Sadly we won't be as lucky as to have the while middle east nuked. Their shit flinging is too lucrative.

Nick will reveal he was having a gay affair (again).

 

[MrTroll]

The South will rise again (in obesity rates).

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

BLM will try to start shit but won’t have the same backing from democrats, corporations and Jews for supporting Hamas.

India will grow so annoying that even Israel will be concerned about the pajeets out Jewing the Jews.

We will start to see NATO hype up BRICs as the next geopolitical boogeyman instead of just Russia and China.

Israel started pressuring the United States and the EU to go after Syria's new government for being far more anti-Israel than Assad.

Iran and Iraq will start talks on merging into a single market and military.

We will see France and Germany begin forming a European Union army.

North Korea will start talking about unifying with the communist party of South Korea.

The mainstream media in the west will admit Venezuela is weaponizing the migrant crisis from the very start.

 

[Coberald]

-nigger madness 2025
-bnwo collapse
-destruction of bbc

 

[Hamstirer]

-destruction of bbc

I'm pretty sure they have at least 5 versions of that on VHS and DVD

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I'm predicting less soup, more sammiches.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

- Nukes in the Middle East
- Russo-Ukraine War will only continue to get worse
- Boogie2988 will be hospitalized by the effects of Ozempic
- Civil war in the United States
- Great Comet at the start of the year
- Canada will elect the conservative party and then get mad at the party months later
- More military intervention is Syria
- More Pandemic Fearmongering by the right wing when there won't really be a pandemic

 

[FeatherPlucker]

We're going to find out most of the right wing influencers and the Republican Party are gay.
We're going to have male trannies with dicks and vaginas who don't present as "trans".
More people will admit to being practicing Satanists/occultists, regardless of political affiliation.
There will be more bizarre alien cults and new age cults popping up.
More digital ID fuckery, loss of privacy, some pretext will be used to push most of us further into poverty.

 

[frame777]

We're going to find out most of the right wing influencers and the Republican Party are gay.
We're going to have male trannies with dicks and vaginas who don't present as "trans".
More people will admit to being practicing Satanists, regardless of political affiliation.
More digital ID fuckery, loss of privacy, some pretext will be used to push most of us further into poverty.

How does someone "legally" practice satanism? Assuming child sacrifices and shit are true

 

[FeatherPlucker]

How does someone "legally" practice satanism? Assuming child sacrifices and shit are true

Well, there are a couple of temples in the US already. They have tax exempt status. These people also seem to be "anarchists", so they want abolition of all laws that "restrict sexual freedom".. if they're rich enough, they can lobby for that to happen-- and many rich men and troons in the tech industry have the money to lobby for just that. Child sacrifice? Well, if "anarchy" success to lobby to decimate social services, dismantle police services, allow for migrant influx and imported cheap labor, while the right wing places restrictions on birth control/abortion access, it will be for children be born under the radar and then "go missing".

Weirdly enough, there are anarchist/Satanists under the "Natural Law" ideology who want Handmaids Tale for women.. so they want to have total freedom for men while women are forced to breed like animals. It seems odd to insist that anarchists would want to restrict birth control and abortion, but many seem to actually want that. They claim that abortion and birth control "restricts men's freedom to have children". They also want men to be free of all financial responsibility for said children. This creates a scenario where women WILL be forced to give up their children (or watch them starve to death), which would make it easier for men (and Satanists) to buy them, sell them, use them for sex slavery, organ harvesting and sacrifices.

 

[Migraine Box]

Since Josh has moved back to the states, it's only a matter of time before his new place is doxed, which would mean there's a non-zero chance some lolcows will try and kick his door in. I hope he sets up a camera

 

[Not Really Here]

Dax Herrera will go out for smokes after his daughter is born, and will end up roommates with Ethan Ralph in Mexico.

 

[RACISM]

I predict: niggers.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

I predict: niggers.

Including the white niggers?

 

[Elysian]

Bossmanjack will get out of jail in spring/summer and immediately go back to his usual vices.

Pyrocynical will probably troon out.

 

[Hamstirer]

I'm predicting less soup, more sammiches.

(Sidenote, I'm giving null $20 next stream just because of how angry trying to find that meme on the internet mad me.
Edit: I'm not even adding the e to mad, cuz it works.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Mel Brooks will die

Luigi Mangione will get life without parole instead of the death penalty. The sentence will spark riots, regardless.

We start to see a greater pushback/distancing against woke/DEI bullshit.

Portland quadruples down on its stupidity, homelessness, crime and drug use becomes a critical threat. Portland residents say “this is fine” and continue ignoring it.

Flutter gets doxed, turns out she actually is Chris’ lover and not a troll/wrangler.

Spoony’s dog THACO dies

Marzgurl divorces her beaner manlet. He makes an account here to spill tea as revenge