2025 US and Venezuela Conflict - Operation Just Cause 2: 2 Just 2 Cause

Saying hello in behalf of the venezuela thread. We are still in shellshock that despite nothing ever happening... we ended the chuds as something happened.
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It was expected to happen at some point, with the Monroe Doctrine being the de-facto foreign policy for the last two hundred years in regards to Latin America, the US government wasn't going to be happy with the possibility of Russia and China controlling one of the largest oil reserves in the Western Hemisphere. Luckily for them the majority of Venezuelans wanted Maduro gone so it was a quick and painless removal.
 
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American lefties getting BTFO by venezuelans is my new favorite genre of comedy
Is been a thing a for a while, the reason why the left didnt liked to talk about Venezuela much is because the hispanics always called their shit out and they had no way to respond because 1. they live there, 2. they are brown, 3. they are refugees so they either ignored it, pretended to play dumb or just outright say "uhm ackshually Maduro is right wing cuz it makes my side look bad" Trump basically, forcefully rubbed their collective noses on the rug they pissed.
 
Is been a thing a for a while, the reason why the left didnt liked to talk about Venezuela much is because the hispanics always called their shit out and they had no way to respond because 1. they live there, 2. they are brown, 3. they are refugees so they either ignored it, pretended to play dumb or just outright say "uhm ackshually Maduro is right wing cuz it makes my side look bad" Trump basically, forcefully rubbed their collective noses on the rug they pissed.
I'd respect them more if they stopped pretending to be nice, just call us a slur at this point lmao

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For tourist niggers and TDS suffers coming to take whatever position allows them to Orange Man Bad:

The reason for this action being legal will likely come out that Maduro is not the legitimate leader of Venezuela. Maduro stole his latest election in a hilarious show of "um, no". I am guessing this means the USGOV have evidence of the really lame attempt to photoshop the results.

There is literally an elected government with Eduardo Gonzalez as it's official head and Maria Mochado as it's actual head that was voted into power in July 2024, which made Maduro tism out and nullify the election so he could keep his churro stash safe.
This pretty well covers it.

MCM won the peace prize for being part of the opposition that cucked to Maduro and let him steal the election instead of civil war. She thanked Trump in her acceptance speech.
This is going to get the in-exile governments blessing.


shockingly no mention of justification for why the USA has jurisdiction over him, im quite curious if there is case law on this or not.
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I would have hoped that Trump would have overtly mentioned in his statement to the public that these were the people that they're working on getting into power if that's the case. The lack of overt pointing to a legitimate, non-military successor government has me worried, especially since he was overtly asked multiple times by reporters who would be taking over, to which he pretty much answered the United States would be without providing a timeline for when civil governance would resume.

I can only hope that this was merely an oversight and that the elected government is the government they will roll with, but the lack of statement mixed with the talks about American oil companies getting involved has me worried.
see above for justification. Maduro was not a legitimate head of state. For precident, Noriega.

Trump is not "working with" the in-exile governement, they are providing him an excuse.
This would have not been successful if he was "working with" the failopposition.

Their argument will no doubt be that they can extradite for crimes committed within the united states by actors outside the united states. Maduro profited from the drug trade into the US, and presumably from smuggling weapons as well, by giving official sanction to cartel activity within the borders of his country. That makes him directly responsible for criminal acts within the US. The only two problems they had were the fact that Venezuela has no extradition treaty with the US, and it's generally not done to arrest a leader of a foreign nation in peacetime. The US decided to solve this the way it always does: big explosions.
And the US position will be he was not legtimate head of state at the time.

Maduro did fuck up a formerly well off country.
To be fair the Bus Driver, Chavez did a lot of that fucking up and it was largely dumped on him. Chavez had the charisma and average intelligence and the high oil prices needed to keep the wheels from completely flying off.
Maduro only continued Chavez' policies, and simply failed harder.

With the fall of Maduro, Brazil now becomes the commie autocracy of South America.
Don't forget the retarded Commie terrorist the Columbians elected.

Wait... was this always an option?
Why didn't we just do this with Osama in '01? Why didn't we do this with Saddam in '03?
Osama becasue we didn't want to piss off or destabilize Pakistan.

Saddam becasue we couldn't with Saddam. In Iraq I, he was too well protected. In Iraq II he was too paranoid.

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Maduro tried to run to his panic room but Delta Force ran faster.
Too many churros.

Bombs over Baghdad
Fracas over Caracas.

MY GENDER IS APACHE HELICOPER AND MY PRONOUNS ARE FUCK/YOU

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Fuck sexiest thing I'd seen all day.

Drop the Somalis on Venezuela for a good measure.
How would you be able to tell?

Bro I just cannot get over how we sent niggas in helicopters to just go fucking steal the leader of a foreign country. What the fuck.
This is the shit you can do with a functional military.

I don't get the seethe posting. Wasn't the main point about Venezuela smuggling drugs into the USA, which causes a ton of deaths and social issues? Wouldn't blowing up the people responsible be a net social good.
The issue for them is "Orange Man Bad" and/or "America Bad".

The debate on that Casus Belli is based on whether you believe Trump was telling the truth about that + whether Venezuela even contributes to drug smuggling on the level of many other countries in the region that are U.S. aligned or neutral to the U.S.
they do. their military is a cartel.

Everybody hated that fat retard. Everyone across Latin America hated him for causing the diaspora crisis.
Millions of Venezuelans had to flee their lives over him.
god there was nothing more soothing to the soul than hearing foreign spics complaining about the illegal imigrants back home.

If they couldn't seize that opportunity on their own for more than two decades, I don't see how they could now without any further intervention, remember there's reasons for countries ending up like this.
Yup. The VZ's are only cheering because someone else did something. They will literally starve rather than risk their lives for their own freedom. A worthless people.

Venezuela was never a first world country, but, as you said, it's an oil rich nation that had people STARVING. They literally had everything to be a mini Saudi Arabia in South America, but they got fucked in the ass by military coups and socialism.
Watch videos of Venezuela from the 1930s through 60s. They weren't quite first world but they were close. top-shelf 2nd world, Spain level or better.

I mean wasn't that mostly done with American fighters? F-16s and whatnot.
No, it was JF-17s but they were going against old Mirages and mostly India's indigenous fighter so its not really a tough competetion. Chinese fighters > indian poo fighters.

"America First is when American tax money is used to rebuild Latin American shitholes."
What an NPC. Zero principles, or thoughts. Just completely mindless pass through of whatever Trump says or does that second. If he says foreign regime change bad, you cheer, if he says foreign regime change good, you cheer. No contradiction noted, no friction whatsoever.
Nigger you are a Eurofag seething your country is cucked and gay.
You are not an American, but you cannot stop thinking about Trump and masturbating to AI generated Trump porn.

Back to your hugbox to goon until its your turn to be blacked and enriched with Islamic culture, Eurofag.


I don't give a shit about Venezuela, and chances are, neither do you. Heck, chances are, half the American voters wouldn't even find it on a map.
Still, you'd have to be one particularly dumb motherfucker to actually believe this is about narcotics, but that's besides the point.

Point is, I can't help noticing there's been quite a bit of "stupid wars" going on, and not a whole lot "building the wall".
I don't hold the average American voter in particularly high esteem, but seeing people cheer for Trump doing the opposite of what they supposedly voted for is still a new low.
nigger you carry water for Putin invading and annexing a neighboring country becasue of "spheres of influence".
You are buttmad Soviets are gay and lame, and just seethe about anything the US does because you are in a turd world shit hole and jealous.

Post hands.

Every time America sticks it's nose in something it has no place in, the online world turns into a bunch of diabetic cunts cheering for blood and 'TEAM AMERICA THE BEST'.
Yet another country attacked by Mr. 'I'm sad nobody gave me the nobel peace prize, oh and don't ask me about the Epstein files'.

The world would be better off without America in it.
You also carry water for Russia invading a neighboring country and annex its territory.

Same to you, sovietnigger. Post hands.
 
nigger you carry water for Putin invading and annexing a neighboring country becasue of "spheres of influence".
You are buttmad Soviets are gay and lame, and just seethe about anything the US does because you are in a turd world shit hole and jealous.

Post hands.
Nigger you are a Eurofag seething your country is cucked and gay.
You are not an American, but you cannot stop thinking about Trump and masturbating to AI generated Trump porn.

Back to your hugbox to goon until its your turn to be blacked and enriched with Islamic culture, Eurofag.
As you know, it's not okay for America to do anything because it's America. As you know, it's okay for anyone not America to do everything because they're not America. America is never justified and always started it for ebil reasons because the Jews told them to. Anyone not America is always justified and never started anything for ebil reasons because they're innocent smol beans who dindu nuffin until America forced them to. Because the Jews told America to knock their ice cream cone to the ground and kick sand in their eyes. This is litrully the level of reasoning we get from seething poltard rapefugees and communists
 
Anyone against this is against the churro. The churro dindu nuffin. Those who reject the churro reveal their inhuman hearts
 
I have never been more proud of my country. I hope this is how we do all foreign policy going forward, a simple “do what we want or you’re gettin churro’d”

The REEing today was only slightly more than the REEing when we totally BTFO’d the Iranian nuclear program.

I remember Tucker Qatarlson and all the other turd world stans going nooooo le evil Trump is gonna start World War III nooooo he’s only doing it bc Jews noooooo this is gonna be Iraq and Afghanistan again wah wah wah

Chant “death to America” constantly while you actively develop nukes? Ka-pow!!

Chant “death to America” while you funnel terrorists, gangs, and fentanyl into our country? CHURRO TIME.

I’m so fucking sick of being cucked by losers who cannot even keep their lights on or their water running. It’s pathetic. And we do it because we are “nice”.

When losers are being annoying dicks, being nice and appeasing them constantly only makes it worse. See also: the transgender menace.
 
I suppose if Europe is so butthurt about America intervening in foreign affairs, we shouldn't intervene if Russia invades more of Europe.

It's only fair.
Where do you get this narrative? Europe is mostly fine with it actually, EU spokesperson has already said like "Maduro wasn't a legitimate president anyway, we are monitoring the situation for EU citizens".

I can quote a 100 democratic tweets here, and they don't represent America now do they? Why are we posting stuff from Jeremy Corbyn, and then saying "this is what Eurofags say"?

The only EU country seething, is Hungary, which is sucking Putin's cock so far its poking out of their asshole. The rest are fine with it so far.
 
I have never been more proud of my country. I hope this is how we do all foreign policy going forward, a simple “do what we want or you’re gettin churro’d”

The REEing today was only slightly more than the REEing when we totally BTFO’d the Iranian nuclear program.
Next week's MATI (baring any other major events/fuckery) will be glorious.
 
if you plan on being a dictator and refusing democracy, at least get a gun to shoot yourself with when you get toppled ffs it's basic etiquette
 
venezuelan oil is pretty shit.
the second oil field that france was looking to frack is what is of good quality but it's big enough to reach the french guyana.
It is massively shit. But because it was close, plentiful, and cheap, US refineries figured out the chemistry to handle it without needing to cut it with light-weight oil. The resulting product is still high in sulfur and doesn't meet western emissions standards but is fine for 3rd world countries like Brazil.

The US imports large amounts of heavy crude despite drilling so much itself because its refineries were built to run on it. Large amounts of refining infrastructure along the Gulf Coast was built with venezuelan heavy crude in mind before the commies took over in the 90s.
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You're half right.
Daily reminder for that brief period of time during Trump 1.0 the US was pumping enough oil domestically for its needs and became an exporting nation, the US was still importing millions of gallons, because the US refines oil from other countries and sells the resulting oil.

Because the caveat on the US becoming an oil exporting nation was the US was a net exporter of petroleum products not of oil. That is, we imported oil but exported more gasoline, diesel, tar, and plastic more than the ammount of oil we brought in.

It is not that US refineries are made to run on heavy crude; the US has the best oil in the world, Texas Sweet Crude, which is damn near perfect for refining.
But the US is north of the Carribean and S.A. and they universally have heavy, sulfur-rich crude. So the US refining industry adapted to process that thicc slurry. No one else really has because internationally its not worth trying to transport (the only advantage it has is its cheap) and anyone local, the infrastructure needs to process it are too high.

(this is why Venezuela was so important for Russia and Iran; Russian and Iran needed someone to launder sanctioned oil, Venezuela needed lighter consistency oil to dilute their sludge so it could be refined in a normal refinery).


Ignoring the geopolitical fallout this economically is going to yield some very entertaining realizations on the part of Russia, OPEC, and Canada within the next few months.
Trump wants his peace prize, and if he can get oil under $50/barrel for about 6 months he is likely to get it for reasons that outside of the scope of this thread.

Russia MIC in shambles. It just keeps taking Ls against US systems and SFOD just showed the VDV how to actually conduct a decapitation strike on a hostile countries capital. Protip! Dont wait around on an airstrip and give the enemy time to position artillery!
Its no surprise. Modern Russian equipment can't take on Desert Storm NATO gear from 40 years ago as we've seen amply demonstrated in battle conditions; what fucking prayer does it have against Modern US gear?

You have seen plenty of resistance from groups of people that weren’t religious fanatics in the past.
What you are forgetting is that Venezuelans are the most buck-broken people on earth, only slightly ahead of whatever flavor of Eurofag @World in Scarlet is. They had people literally starving during pandemic, and they just died in the streets rather than try to over throw their oppressors.

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Maduro and his wife entering the DEA offices in NYC. Maduro has a hard time getting out of the APC possibly due to a bum rush induced injury.
More likely he is old and has been kept in a cramp posture for hours. and possibly was tackled as he tried to waddle to his panic room.

The Chinese still need to prove themselves that they can do expeditionary force ops. I've met real Chinese red commies as exchange students. The people of China still dont have the stomach for their children deploying and dying in bumble fuck nowhere. I dont see Winnie the pooh doing anything other than Taiwan anytime soon.
China still lacks the basic infrastructure for force projection. Their kit and food is not there yet.

The other thing to consider is until 2012, China had a One Child (At a Time)* policy for most of the country. Chinese parents view their children as a mix of 401(k) and ticket to immortality via offspring. Their mid-teens dust up with India showed that bulk of the chinese forces lack the will to fight.

Around 2030, the children of the repeal of the one child (at a time) will enter military age.

That is, once Junior came of age, parents could have another child. Parents could also have another child if they worked argiculture, and if you had 2nd child they didn't make you kill the kid or give it up, you just got taxed to hell.

All gun "laws" are in clear violation of the United States constitution and are therefore invalid.

Here are the 3D print files for a glock giggleswitch: http://urzthcil4cjyfxqbs2jtjgebuyrr6du7oqsrvw2zgqepj5cqnndtkgad.onion/guns/part_glock_auto_switch.7z

Niggers tongue my anus.
From what I understand, he is being charged with violations of the NFA due to known sales of a banned item to the US and his continued doing so after being warned. But also Tren gang bangers and attempts by Cartel del Sol to buy guns in the US.



I mean it looks like the trial is going into a deep blue district under a judge who has already obstructed Trump's policies before, so he'll make it into a circus where Maduro gets acquitted handily. What do the glowies have to gain from this, besides demoralization?
Now, I hear some people are saying "Maduro has been captured. He has been churro'd. The impossible has happed."
But has he really been churroed?

Maduro is alive. He has not been droned, tomahawked, or hellfired. He is not swinging from a lampost, he is not dead in a ditch with a metal pipe up the keister, he is not slumped against a wall. He breaths.

Maduro will obviously beat the charges. Even if he doesn't, he will be pardoned by the next Democrat president.

A Churro cannot unfry it cannot return to dough.
There is nothing so far that would prevent Maduro from returning to rule Venezuela.

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Maduro getting perp walked. Must suck going from tropical Venezuela to New York state in January. Has he ever seen snow before?
Ok. He might be a little bit churroed.


:story: boo, get off the stage
No.
The Puns will continue until the shitposting improves.

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It got soooo bad, that now Dankula doesn't like him anymore.
How badly did they buckbreak him in prison?
Oh no a cucked Eurofag is unhappy. If only his country had the ability to enforce its will, that might actually matter.

We don't have Guns because Chavez, Maduro and MCM (the same nobel peace prize) approved a law in 2012 to ban guns. Right now go and attack is suicide.
You know that you can take guns, right? Even if they're illegal you can storm armories and once you have done that, the gun are right there to be taken and then you have guns.

The French peasants didn't have guns and they still over threw their government.
 
I mean it looks like the trial is going into a deep blue district under a judge who has already obstructed Trump's policies before, so he'll make it into a circus where Maduro gets acquitted handily. What do the glowies have to gain from this, besides demoralization?
The chance of anything but conviction in this case is zero. SDNY doesn't lose international drug trafficking cases
 
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