2022 Lolcow Derby - AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME!!!

[brit loser]

Someone shop OP onto a horse please

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Pat will crush the competition (he is fat)

 

[Pringles Can]

Of all the stupid country fair/farm animal jokes that could have been done, you didn't choose to make a lolcow cattle show?

Shameful.

 

[NotNomad]

Nik's gonna go hyperboreal again to double the speed of his tard cart to win this race

 

[Stupidface]

You've got your horses confused OP, that's not the infamous Sappho but rather Valerie Graw, a mare who has no involvement with the Discord Stakes! It is in the spirit of discussion of Sappho though, as all talk of this long shot generally involves this very same confusion, repeatedly.

 

[Blacked]

I’d like to nominate Alexander Knapik-Levert, the Canadian freemason reincarnation of Jesus who won’t stop stalking his butterface ex,

And Scott Adams, once a great success, now a Twitter addicted grifter, who constantly makes a fool of himself in a smug attempt to prove his “intelligence”

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Tooter would die coughing in the first 100 yards (we hope)

 

[Probably An Autist]

10 good boy points on my nigga DSP. He's the lolhorse with the most stamina, outlasting every other animal on the field. If he doesn't win it on endurance alone, then i'll go for Tomlinson, as all the other horses are children compared to that stallion

 

[Berrakh]

Keffals is a shoe-in

 

[Jack Awful]

Where's the obvious Pantsu party joke?
She already is part horse

 

[Without A Gout]

This is the autism we all need.

 

[SevenEightNine]

This is a requested entry. @Tom Myers submits his favourite horse to compete. I'm told he's called @Jeffrey Lebowski

Looks like Nordic or Draft stock, going to have trouble in a field of Thoroughbreds, but let's see what happens.

 

[Pringles Can]

10 good boy points on my nigga DSP. He's the lolhorse with the most stamina, outlasting every other animal on the field. If he doesn't win it on endurance alone, then i'll go for Tomlinson, as all the other horses are children compared to that stallion

Oh absolutely. DSP has this. The lolhorse has outlived everything that's come before it, and I'm pretty sure he could survive a nuclear blast at this point.

 

[bigbombguy2222]

Team Gunt here. No one else knows how to fuck horses quite as well.

 

[Bonesjones]

I'm impressed at the retarded amount of effort in the post and also the retarded photos photoshops. What a dichotomy.

 

[Love Machine]

$800 on baked alaska!

 

[StMaryPiper]

I wonder what fine oil tycoon owns these fine horses. The money is on Nikocado though the fat fuck gets fast when he cries which is often

 

[Rickenbacker]

I think IP2s Minette, who is also a kiwifarmer, is the dark horse in all of this. She's fast! When she went into IP2 as a tourist she got so drunk she pissed herself on day one then got disowned by her online lefty social circle. Then she got even fatter and started selling nudes on discord. Between all of this Captain Content barebacked her, then there was an HIV scare in the group and just the other day a bunch of streamers gangbanged her and VeganPatriot.

This was like licking a salt lick of autism. Good work

 

[Hal]

This is that classic kiwi content I know and love

 

[Swirling weeb]

This is the story of how I got my fingers broken and my liver stolen after loosing my life savings and the shifty loan from that weird Russian guy at the track bar.

it all started when I bet on War admiral