[2021 May 14th] Mass Effect Begathon - "Mortgage Effect"

[Fill Bern El]

DSP has FIVE planned breaks already, jesus fucking christ bro

(or like 4, still insane though for just sitting in a fucking spot)

 

[Crooked 16th]

I don't know why but i feel like OIC is gonna pull something today

 

[YokuNama]

And gameplay hasn't even started...

Has to be a record.

 

[Iron Hamster]

So you were going to try for 10k? There were no 'excess of my normal bills' (it's not you playing wwe remember?) as the were around the 21st as per your own past statement.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

So for reference, the first Mass Effect is an extremely short game, the level layout looks something like this:
-Eden Prime (Tutorial)
-The Citadel (Hardly a level, just meant to ease the player into the game's hub world)
-Feros
-Noveria
-Therum (Shorter level, unfinished by devs)
-Virmire Beachfront
-Virmire Fortress
-Ilos
-Citadel on Lockdown
I'm betting Phil clocks out after getting to Noveria today and acts like he just survived a triathlon event. I'm surprised he wants to skip ME2, I know he played that recently but that's the fan-favorite one, and his playthrough of the Legendary Edition will be really short without it.

 

[Gramh]

I don't know why but i feel like OIC is gonna pull something today

I'm not advocating fucking with DSP because watching him debase himself for the rest of the year to keep the lights on is going to be entertainment gold, but if you got gayops to play then today is the day to do it.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

So for reference, the first Mass Effect is an extremely short game, the level layout looks something like this:
-Eden Prime (Tutorial)
-The Citadel (Hardly a level, just meant to ease the player into the game's hub world)
-Feros
-Noveria
-Therum (Shorter level, unfinished by devs)
-Virmire Beachfront
-Virmire Fortress
-Ilos
-Citadel on Lockdown
I'm betting Phil clocks out after getting to Noveria today and acts like he just survived a triathlon event. I'm surprised he wants to skip ME2, I know he played that recently but that's the fan-favorite one, and his playthrough of the Legendary Edition will be really short without it.

The legendary edition "marathon" exists solely for Philiam to get a 3000% return on investment for his mature adult business, alright? Okay

 

[UaineRunei]

With the amounts of bans today, I think we're going to reach 3k bans faster than 3k dollars.

Edit:

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

snowkarl_ isn't banned. Guess he was just "caught in the crahssfire" like Pastryarchy.

 

[wahkando]

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snowkarl_ isn't banned. Guess he was just "caught in the crahssfire" like Pastryarchy.

the teflon troll

he will end like thirdeye, it's inevitable. just waiting to see a clip where he donates 2 bucks to like shroud and telling him that dsp has been talking shit about him like thirdeye did with ninja.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

not watching this shit show, but it’s wild that he casually expects people to give him 3K. I mean it’s not that crazy because he knows his whales have his back, but I can’t think of any other streamer with his level of viewership expecting this much, it is the most absurd grift on Twitch without a doubt. Just 3K and don’t you dare ask what it’s for lmao

 

[wahkando]

not watching this shit show, but it’s wild that he casually expects people to give him 3K. I mean it’s not that crazy because he knows his whales have his back, but I can’t think of any other streamer with his level of viewership expecting this much, it is the most absurd grift on Twitch without a doubt. Just 3K and don’t you dare ask what it’s for lmao

His viewership has seen a huge increase recently anyway. He's never had 7-800 people watching daily like recently. The drama gives him so much extra cash+views.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

DSP fixing to be the streamer with the most pahsitive donation/viewer ratio without even being partnered

 

[Salubrious]

not watching this shit show, but it’s wild that he casually expects people to give him 3K. I mean it’s not that crazy because he knows his whales have his back, but I can’t think of any other streamer with his level of viewership expecting this much, it is the most absurd grift on Twitch without a doubt. Just 3K and don’t you dare ask what it’s for lmao

Most streamers will DO something for that money.

For example, ProblemWright in on Day 29 of an "uncapped sub-a-thon." I think when he sleeps or goes on break like right now, he'll put on Gordon Ramsey videos and turn the clock off.

Twitch

Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

www.twitch.tv

Point being, he has an understanding with his audience. You give him money, and you get extra stream time.

DSP screams that he can't do that because you'll put his health in jeopardy and are selfish for asking anything "extra" of him.

 

[hundredthousand]

DSP fixing to be the streamer with the most pahsitive donation/viewer ratio without even being partnered

And it all comes from the same ~15 people. He's at around $300 today with 1,200 viewers yet $250 is from just 2 different people.

 

[tomstone]

almost 2 hours into his 7h begathon, still not gameplay, $300+, already one ~15 minute break

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The bans are coming fast and furious today.

There used to be a site that logged all the deleted comments to his chat, does anyone have that link?

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Snowkarl apologizing for his ban by way of rimming Phil's patreon.

 

[Planettenon]

snowkarl just pledged to his patreon. Still think he isn't a Derich/wheelchair?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Four 30 minute breaks. 5 hour marathon for 3k. $600 an hour

Told you these are break marathons.

He is constantly telling his viewers he hates the fact that he has to do a marathon (i.e. spending time with his viewers). It's really like working at walmart for him.

No one is making him do them but him (and scopely/doordash). Why is he ordering bing chow delivery if he's so broke? Break out that peanut butter and jelly faggot.