[2021 May 14th] Mass Effect Begathon - "Mortgage Effect"

[PieceofShet]

He just said that the collection only available for ps5 and xbox series x...

PC? DOESNT EXIST.

 

[DZoomer]

snowkarl just pledged to his patreon. Still think he isn't a Derich/wheelchair?

That's the story of every. Single. "Ironic" fan. That Evilibrium faggot also was supposedly someone who never donated, until he did.

There's only so much pignosis a brain can take before turning into mush.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

This guy is turning a back injury into some autistic cringe backstory. Fucks sake.

 

[hundredthousand]

snowkarl just pledged to his patreon. Still think he isn't a Derich/wheelchair?

There are plenty of trolls who are also Derichs. Yes, he is one.

 

[Watamelon]

There used to be a site that logged all the deleted comments to his chat, does anyone have that link?

https://dsp.institute/ maybe?

 

[Pargon]

So for reference, the first Mass Effect is an extremely short game, the level layout looks something like this:
-Eden Prime (Tutorial)
-The Citadel (Hardly a level, just meant to ease the player into the game's hub world)
-Feros
-Noveria
-Therum (Shorter level, unfinished by devs)
-Virmire Beachfront
-Virmire Fortress
-Ilos
-Citadel on Lockdown
I'm betting Phil clocks out after getting to Noveria today and acts like he just survived a triathlon event. I'm surprised he wants to skip ME2, I know he played that recently but that's the fan-favorite one, and his playthrough of the Legendary Edition will be really short without it.

It is short enough that it can be completed in an afternoon, even as a first playthrough on Normal difficulty. There is no reason he shouldn't finish it short of his usual faffing about.

 

[Planettenon]

There are plenty of trolls who are also Derichs. Yes, he is one.

Agreed. Sadly.

 

[_XXIII_]

Popped into the Dark Dave Mirror to see him starting this marathon by spending time making a brand new custom character rather than the default character so he can stall some fucking more going through the character creation menus for half an hour.

I can't even be mad by how much of a pro grifter this guy is.

 

[SPhobos]

He's barely gonna get off Eden Prime before clocking gout at this pace, lmao

 

[The Black Prince]

I really can’t get over the fact that he is playing the first game then skipping to three. I know he just played two but that’s just idiotic.

 

[Gramh]

"Look guys! Ack ack ack its thugs on the floor! The meme! Oh gross I'm not going to do the dating sim or whatever."

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

https://dsp.institute/ maybe?

Yes! Thanks.

 

[Salubrious]

So are we thinking DSP would extend this marathon to tomorrow, or just reset the tips goal to the new normal $200/$200?

 

[Need Help With Tips]

This must be like Christmas morning for DSP.
Playing his favorite game, stopping every 2 seconds to update the latest tipper as money rolls in.

 

[actually]

So are we thinking DSP would extend this marathon to tomorrow, or just reset the tips goal to the new normal $200/$200?

Nah, right back to the $400/day like this never happened.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

He's probably going to hit the goal, and definitely going to memory-hole it immediately and continue feigning financial distress.

 

[Planettenon]

holy fuck this stalling.

 

[AceVentura]

This is some elite, top tier stalling. Claimed as one of his favourite games, stream has been live for over two hours and we're just getting into character creation.

 

[TheyCallItNPD]

Popped into the Dark Dave Mirror to see him starting this marathon by spending time making a brand new custom character rather than the default character so he can stall some fucking more going through the character creation menus for half an hour.

Come on - this is the most predictable part of the whole playthrough. Phil always makes himself in the character creator. You know every game with a character creator is going to end up half an hour later with an awkward male character with slicked back hair and a goatee.

 

[hundredthousand]

Where is the hair choice for balding in multiple places at once?