[2021 May 14th] Mass Effect Begathon - "Mortgage Effect"

[fuckshitsnake]

He likes to change the prefix. He's been at mr, king, emperor, thanos, and omnipotent. I think he went to peasant at some point last year.

Faggot changes his prefixes more often than troons change their pronouns.

 

[Ikonick]

I believe he claims that he changed his name due to "losing a bet".
But a few days ago, he was telling someone that he is "always right" and that's why he is OmnipotentSwagginz. I like to think he just realised that he didn't know what the word meant and changed it out of embarrassment.

Next name should be ImpotentSwaggins, am I right?

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Comes back
Instantly begins another sidequest

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Next name should be ImpotentSwaggins, am I right?

BullprepperSwaggins

 

[fuckshitsnake]

Mass Effect's dialogue has been a gift that keeps on giving today.

 

[SlushFiend]

Didnt even make it to the 1000 goal to change the vest, then thanks for chat for letting him even though nobody said it was alright.

Hope they can shill out another 1k to get that platnium vest.

 

[Michael Richards]

i dont mind edgy jokes but theres something so off putting about a huge loser doing it in the chat he mods where you get permabanned if you do math

 

[architects]

How longs he got left? Seems low at this point

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

 

[N0thingICanDo]

How longs he got left? Seems low at this point

I think he is playing till around 8-9pm PST
Probably will take a few more brakes for pulls and whalecall though

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

How longs he got left? Seems low at this point

2.5 hours

 

[Poo Twister]

What the fuck?

I just tuned in to see how many thousands of dollars he is at, and it's just over $600.

He's only got a few hours left retards, pony up the real cash. Go into debt for Phil you selfish cunts.

 

[Comma]

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

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Mass Effect's dialogue has been a gift that keeps on giving today.

The grift that keeps on grifting.

I won't even explain it. Let's see if we're on the same wavelength.

 

[_XXIII_]

At this point, DSP should worry about his future as a content creator only being able to wrestle ~700 from his tards after leaning in as hard as he possibly can on them.

Nah he's not frantic enough which means one of two things:

A) he never needed anywhere near $3k so he's not panicking that he's nowhere near hitting the goal and is just gonna milk his pigs for a few hundred more than a normal day - great success

Or B) he's got some big donations coming up and he's playing it cool as to not giving us grubby cunts any tears to lap up.

He's lucky his addiction is to Oily Roid Men and not poker as he's the most transparent man I've ever seen and he'd be rinsed on the first hand.

As an additional comment, imagine being one of his ATMs and he messages you to say 'hey come give me a fuck load of money but do it at the end so that I can get other dickheads to give me more money first' and your response is 'sure, sounds great' instead of 'no, fuck off'.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Phil's greed is simply out of control. If he set the goal to $1k he would have hit it already. Unless he has a pre-arranged whale tip coming, the $3k goal has only hurt him.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

A) he never needed anywhere near $3k so he's not panicking that he's nowhere near hitting the goal and is just gonna milk his pigs for a few hundred more than a normal day - great success

The only reason I voted $2001 - $3000 in the poll is because it's more than what he would reasonably need for mortgage/taxes.
And by more, I mean atleast double.

Phil has been on the home straight since early this week. Maybe 1/4 of his goal today is viable, but the rest is just being Phil being a cheeky little nigger.

 

[DZoomer]

Phil's greed is simply out of control. If he set the goal to $1k he would have hit it already. Unless he has a pre-arranged whale tip coming, the $3k goal has only hurt him.

How so? He has exceeded his tips goal for the day by 200 dollars already, and I'm pretty sure some 1k tips are gonna come before the stream ends.

The only way you see any of this is "hurting Phil" is if you genuinely believe he needs 3k otherwise he FUCKING DIES.

 

[The Clown Dimension]

He basically said the Citadel area isn't "super interesting" and would "be more engaged" if he hadn't already played the game before and because he remembers most of it.

So the game you decided to do a marathon for in order to pay your mortgage and taxes is a game that has a slow narrative segment early on and you've already done twice... Business degree in-action

 

[BarbatosRex]

Nah he's not frantic enough which means one of two things:

A) he never needed anywhere near $3k so he's not panicking that he's nowhere near hitting the goal and is just gonna milk his pigs for a few hundred more than a normal day - great success

Or B) he's got some big donations coming up and he's playing it cool as to not giving us grubby cunts any tears to lap up.

He's lucky his addiction is to Oily Roid Men and not poker as he's the most transparent man I've ever seen and he'd be rinsed on the first hand.

As an additional comment, imagine being one of his ATMs and he messages you to say 'hey come give me a fuck load of money but do it at the end so that I can get other dickheads to give me more money first' and your response is 'sure, sounds great' instead of 'no, fuck off'.

It's definitely B. It wouldn't shock me if he already has the 3k and he's just getting the whale to hold off on the donation until he's sure he has squeezed everything possible from the other retards in his chat.