Lovequest 2014-11-30 - Chris identifies as a woman

[Jetman]

I googled Christine Weston Chandler and came across this
http://www.voy.com/210024/3/28070.html

Unless it's a ween, Chris has been using the name since last month on some obscure sperm donating forum.
(archive.today of the message board)
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He would only accept IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters.

 

[Positron]

Christine is the car that kills.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Oh, holy shit. Chris has gone off the fucking rails here. That is crazy as hell. As I said on another thread, there are crazy "free sperm" communities all over social media, and there are a lot of clueless and inappropriate people in them, but this takes the cumcake.

 

[GS 281]

Christine is the car that kills.

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Only because of the cursed tranny.

 

[Kosher Dill]

For someone who has such a rabid hate of his own duck, it's kind of surprising that he still prefers "natural insemination".

 

[Pinhead]

"I am a lesbian. I want to inseminate a lesbian. I would also like to be an active parent."

Take your meds, Chris.

 

[Rogowski]

If he picks a new name and it isn't "Helga" or "Gertrud," I am going to be so upset.

I'm still not ruling out the name Blanche.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I'm personally wondering if Chris knows what hormones are yet.

Not in the "testosterone/estrogen" sense, but probably in the "I'M HORNY WANT WOMAN" sense

 

[ON 190]

I'm still not ruling out the name Blanche.

"Bertha Anne Weston Chandler" has a nice ring to it.

 

[Meowthkip]

Chris is finally blossoming into a beautiful(?) young(???) woman.

 

[StressSigh]

No big deal. Chris is Chris, and always will be Chris, so this will all pass and be forgotten in a year or so.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Addendum 1 (2-Dec-2014):
@axcel has shared a chatlog from Watermelon.

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He did this one other time in an e-mail with Jackie, but I like how he has to specify "facial" cheek. As if we all thought he was going to go around clawing at SEGA execs' asscheeks.

EDIT: Sorry @wheat pasta , didn't see your earlier post.

 

[jemas42]

I googled Christine Weston Chandler and came across this
http://www.voy.com/210024/3/28070.html

Unless it's a ween, Chris has been using the name since last month on some obscure sperm donating forum. The contact link also shows Chris's email.
>Natural (preferred) Insemination
>active parent
(archive.today of the message board)
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Doesn't strike me as a Ween post. Downplayed CWC language (just a couple random Caps), no memes, nothing too obvious. It's timing also coincides with Chris being turned down by the Sperm bank post, so I don't think this is the work of a ween.

In other words gentlemen, according to my expert analysis, I think it's genuine.

 

[soIregistered]

I love how Waterhead just lets him stress sigh and call him a "typical male" who's slow on the uptake. And Kengel's bake sale idea...I don't know know which of three of them is worse in that little exchange.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I googled Christine Weston Chandler and came across this
http://www.voy.com/210024/3/28070.html

Unless it's a ween, Chris has been using the name since last month on some obscure sperm donating forum. The contact link also shows Chris's email.
>Natural (preferred) Insemination
>active parent
(archive.today of the message board)
(archive.today of the post)

I'm not sure what bothers me more---the fact that he thinks he's doing the local LGBT community a service by offering to stick his duck in lesbians, or the fact that he used "essence" unironically.

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

I googled Christine Weston Chandler and came across this
http://www.voy.com/210024/3/28070.html

(archive.today of the message board)
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"Natural (preferred) insemination"..
FOR FUCKS SAKE CHRIS. Lesbians hate dick as much as you. Duhhh

 

[jc17]

I googled Christine Weston Chandler and came across this
http://www.voy.com/210024/3/28070.html

Unless it's a ween, Chris has been using the name since last month on some obscure sperm donating forum. The contact link also shows Chris's email.
>Natural (preferred) Insemination
>active parent
(archive.today of the message board)
(archive.today of the post)

"Hmm... yeah, j-just let me donate my navy here... so you can make a nice, healthy da- child, I hope it's a girl. I'd love for you to name her Crystal... An- and I want to be there for her, too as a supportive mother...hm, and one more thing, you shoul- don't look me- Do NOT GOOGLE SEARCH MY NAME!

Hope to do business with you soon "

Yeah, totally not creepy OR suspicious. Not one bit.

 

[Sonitistic]

I love that he said "typical male". Its so infuriating because of how naive he is but also I want to smear it in butter and eat it with a nice artisan bread.

 

[Marvin]

I love that he said "typical male". Its so infuriating because of how naive he is but also I want to smear it in butter and eat it with a nice artisan bread.

Male has literally become a synonym for bad in Chris' world.

 

[Termiborg]

"Typical male: Not getting it right away"
Christine owes me a new irony detector, because mine blew up from this sentence.