Lovequest 2014-11-30 - Chris identifies as a woman

[JarlaxleBaenre]

Hee hee Chris called Englehardt slow.

 

[Trombonista]

Gender dysphoria usually manifests either during early childhood or puberty. However, Chris is mentally a preteen, so perhaps this is mental puberty at play?

 

[AnimuGinger]

Next he'll identify as black. Just watch...

 

[Inept Sissy]

Gender dysphoria usually manifests either during early childhood or puberty. However, Chris is mentally a preteen, so perhaps this is mental puberty at play?

His behavior in the shovelmech video was particularly adolescent: "I'm an idiot or somethin'! Look at me!"
He was even using an Apple product.

 

[Loltree]

Next he'll identify as black. Just watch...

Well, what could possibly go wrong...

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I thought Chris was already calling himself Kaka . . .

 

[blackie toy]

Well, what could possibly go wrong...

Coming soon, Chris's published memoirs: Black Like She.

 

[Honeyrabbit]

I just realised how much this will increase those lame "dolphinkin demigendered onomasiosexual" jokes

 

[InterestedParty]

After i got up to speed on Chris' life i was afraid the craziness was just petering out...

But now i see we're opening up a whole new Tumblr account chapter in his story.

 

[Marvin]

If Waterman totally pulled the name Christine out of his ass, how can we trust that his suggestion that Chris identifies as a woman holds any (ahem) water? Not trying to reject the idea or anything, I just wonder if an offhand comment made by someone of dubious trustworthiness is enough evidence. I'm definitely waiting for Chris's word on this.

I'm pretty confident that Chris is using female pronouns now. But an announcement from Chris on the subject would be interesting.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Come on guys settle down. He doesn't identify as a woman, the internet tells him he identifies as a woman. There's a huge difference between genuine gender diaspora and Chris' autism addled belief that if he tells the world he's genderqueer or whatever he'll be interesting and therefore get pussy. He's just trend following plain and simple, probably Anna's doing a lot to encourage it. This'll blow over in about six months when he meets a different girl and declares himself otherkin.

 

[idon'tknowhatyoumean]

I'm not quite sure how I'm not phased by this (unless he goes and has surgery then I'd be concerned). Chris is a mystery to me and yet again Bob is rolling in his grave.

 

[Marvin]

Come on guys settle down. He doesn't identify as a woman, the internet tells him he identifies as a woman. There's a huge difference between genuine gender diaspora and Chris' autism addled belief that if he tells the world he's genderqueer or whatever he'll be interesting and therefore get pussy. He's just trend following plain and simple, probably Anna's doing a lot to encourage it. This'll blow over in about six months when he meets a different girl and declares himself otherkin.

Nah, this is Chris' doing.

 

[DavidFerrie]

IMHO, Chris isn't a true transsexual. The gender-bending is just a symptom of far deeper psychological disorders he has around sexuality, his body, and his relationship with his mother and women in general.

Or, for a pop-culture reference: he's much closer to Silence of the Lambs' Buffalo Bill, than he is to your standard tranny.

 

[Konstantinos]

Oh man, Chris has finally become Crystal! I thought for sure he would just stay as Naitsrihc but it seems I was wrong.

To think that just five years ago, Chris was committing genocide against the worlds homo population in Sonichu. He's had quite an adjustment in attitude since then clearly. Its funny how things change.

Spoiler

 

[Pikonic]

But an announcement from Chris on the subject would be interesting.

Does she* still lurk here? If she sees it will she feel the need to set the record straight? Isn't this how the taint piercing was made public?

*I will be using female pronouns for Chris and I am clarifying that I am talking about Chris as per Null's request.

 

[tehpope]

If this is real and not just Chris being confused / trying another way to get a sweetheart, than good for him. All the luck towards you transition Chrissy.

But I do have a hard time believing this. Not because of Waterman, but just because I don't think Chris has the mental capacity to find this out. Not saying he's , I just think folks with Autism have a hard time figuring Social shit out. On one hand, I have a mild form of it and struggle with things that are no brainers to "normal folk", so I understand where Chris is coming from. On the other, I'm secure with my gender and sexual orientation and thus never had a time where I didn't know which gender I belonged / was attracted to. I think the best thing for Chris would to have a few sessions with a therapist. Therapy has immensely helped with my own issues stemming from Austim (depression / anxiety) and I think it would do Chris wounders.

But OPL being OPL of course would say he knows everything and he doesn't need to see a therapist. Plus he doesn't have the $$$ for it, but plenty for Legos, et. al!

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I'm pretty confident that Chris is using female pronouns now. But an announcement from Chris on the subject would be interesting.

Well, we are talking about the same guy... um, person who felt obliged to tell us about his taint piercing once that info was leaked. I guess the idea of not talking about it never crossed his mind.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Also, wouldn't it be neat if somehow a portal would open up between Chez Chandler circa 2004 and the burned out hovel it is today. Classic Chris would get to see The Ghost of Tomgirl Yet to Come. I wonder how he'd react to that.

What do you think made him create the Future Message? It was a sudden visit of the Ghost of Chris-mas Future.

 

[BillRiley]

From now on we must call him Crystal or I will be triggered.

Eh, I'm just gonna keep using 'Fat Dummy.' It's gender neutral!