Surgery [15 July 18] Phil's Pseudovagina, 7 weeks post-op

[AnOminous]

Is that what sculpted vaginas are supposed to look like? I don't know anything about this guy, but did he go to an actual doctor to get that done?

He claims he went to this guy.

I don't know if that's true, but whoever perpetrated that abomination against God and nature is a quack and a butcher.

 

[White bubblegum]

He claims he went to this guy.

I don't know if that's true, but whoever perpetrated that abomination against God and nature is a quack and a butcher.

I just looked up photos of post-op vaginas, and I refuse to believe that a doctor with a 4/5 rating did that horrible of a job. Post-op vaginas look like actual vaginas, with the hole in the right place. This ADF guy should sue. I'm reading more on him, he looks like a nutcase.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I just looked up photos of post-op vaginas, and I refuse to believe that a doctor with a 4/5 rating did that horrible of a job. Post-op vaginas look like actual vaginas, with the hole in the right place. This ADF guy should sue.

LMAO Wut? They don't. Hell no! Not even the man-holes that look better than Phils.

 

[wew lad]

If someone ate him out, would they technically be eating pussy, dick, or ass?

 

[Barbarella]

It was said before, but the closest thing I can I can come to is a 90 year old who had 7 kids and now has a prolapsed uterus. Phil needs a pessary. And it still isn’t a close description, because there is a hole at the bottom of where the vagina with the prolapse should be, so it does look like two assholes. Horrifying.

Anybody who thinks that is not bad has never seen real female genitals before, and I don’t care how much they deny it. That...thing...is horrifying.

It’s not even an axe wound because that would be straight. More like a machete wound with a curved blade.

You know how Elaine on Seinfeld said, “I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things?” Well, I have no clue how Phil could not only walk around with it, but be proud enough to take photos. Stuff of nightmares.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Tfw your surgeon has the Haynes Manual upside down....

 

[Literal Rabbit]

If someone ate him out, would they technically be eating pussy, dick, or ass?

None of the above.

 

[Sargoy of Mossad]

He claims he went to this guy.

I don't know if that's true, but whoever perpetrated that abomination against God and nature is a quack and a butcher.

How much do you want to bet that he's Jewish?

 

[doom guy]

If someone ate him out, would they technically be eating pussy, dick, or ass?

I think it's called improper wound care when you put your mouth all over a festering gash.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I think it's called improper wound care when you put your mouth all over a festering gash.

I think it’s called a suicide attempt.

 

[The Dude]

It looks like something a starving stray mongrel pulled out of an Arby's dumpster after it had been left there for a week under the hot, humid Orlando summer sun...then decided to starve to death instead of eating such nastiness.

Honestly, it's yet one more thing Phil should feel deeply embarrassed and ashamed about. It's already a sizable list: his bucked teeth, his low intelligence, his lack of common sense, his shitty tattoos, his abysmal personal hygiene, his living situation, his laziness, his weight, his general physical appearance, the way he dresses, his countless lies, Antifa...he really didn't need to add that lopsided, gaping hole of awful on top of everything.

 

[muh_moobs]

Artist depiction of how it'll look in 8 more weeks

Spoiler

Too tight

 

[Red Sun]

Is that what sculpted vaginas are supposed to look like? I don't know anything about this guy, but did he go to an actual doctor to get that done?

This is actually just "not a great job" as far as fake vagina surgeries go. Like, I've seen a couple that look better than his, and I've seen quite a few that look much worse. If you look for it (i'm not posting that shit, i don't even want it in my search history) you can easily find a huge amount of neo-vaginas that seriously look like something you'd see on a shock site in 2005. The sad truth is that Phil's crotch wound doesn't even shock me. I'm in absolute awe of the fact that it's "merely" a grotesque and concerning gash rather than anything that I'd feel the need to call 911 about.

And honestly, if I was a cock-butcher and somebody came to me for gender reassignment but didn't bother shaving their fucking belly hair, I'd probably not be inclined to make their cock-chopping pretty.

 

[adorable bitch]

First of all, where is the clit. Second of all, why is there a gaping asshole underneath that weird fleshy surface. It's looking into my fucking soul.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Man Izzy Hell sure is sticking it to us and trolling the Kiwis hard. She sure showed us all.

 

[registereduser]

Looks like something Jack Scalfani would cook up.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I think I'm going to go pray and tell my girlfriend I love her.

 

[Xenomorph]

It looks like we found Nurgle.

 

[Literal Rabbit]

I've made a groundbreaking discovery

Spoiler: I'm so very sorry

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[NimertiS]

:powerlevel: It looks like my vagina, if I have shoved a piece of rotten raw piece of meat in it :powerlevel: