Surgery [15 July 18] Phil's Pseudovagina, 7 weeks post-op

[Milk Mage]

I can smell it through the screen

 

[multiverse]

I'm sorry, but is there shit crusted over his asshole, or poop coming out of it? How is this even a sentence I'm typing?

 

[DNA_JACKED]

Over/under on when it gets infected? His history of hygiene suggests his crotch should match his feet by the end of the year.

Honestly surprised it hasnt turned into a necrotic axe wound yet.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Only Phil. This repulsive example of medical malpractice is a victory.
Don't get me wrong, it's a net positive that Phil is irreprably sterile. He's a bacterial sampo at this point.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

Goddamn motherfucking fake vagina looks like some shit created by some weird demon ass sonofabitch.

 

[Asperchewy]

Thats what i picture a ww1 doctor is taking a still of, during the great war.

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

Gee Phil! How come your government lets you have two buttholes?

a small asshole

and a long, bruised asshole

 

[Jaimas]

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

Goddamn motherfucking fake vagina looks like some shit created by some weird demon ass sonofabitch.

You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial.

It is a festering abomination! I beg you, return home, claim your birthright, and deliver our family from the ravenous clutching shadows... of Phil's darkest dungeon.

 

[Skeletor]

I'd hit that.

 

[Monolith]

This is now a cat thread.

Post cats.

 

[nvrwastetree]

That shit is like the opposite of a vagina. I didn't really want to look at it for more than 3 seconds, but where are any of the holes that are supposed to be there? An actual vulva on an actual ladyperson should be like a Georgia O'Keefe painting, this looks like raw chicken which is exactly what I planned on making tonight so thanks a lot Phil. You just ruined a future meal for me.
Not to get any grosser, but it might be better if he doesn't shave. That horror really needs to remain hidden in the depths of a jungle.

Since I have already forfeited my sanity and soul by putting the two clear pics we have side by side I may as well continue this every time phil posts a new pic of the gangrene gash and dating them so we can clearly see how a bloody axe wound devolves over the course of weeks and months into a festering pit of rotting flesh and oozing fecal matter

I do this for all of you nigroids so you dont have to. Yall better be fuckin grateful

Holden, if I could adopt a adorable little kitten for you I would, just so you can cleanse your eyes of this mess when you continue your documentary of Phil's Mariana Trench.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

This is now a cat thread.
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Post cats.

Here's one:

Here's another:

Either way, looks like Phil finally won guys. Better just pack up the site and go back to our parent's basements.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

Fuck it, I'm willing to become an addict. Crack here I come!

 

[Banh Xeo]

I don’t follow Phil regularly, but jfc.


WHAT IS THIS EXISTENCE MEAN

 

[ointment]

Great. Now all i can smell is surgical chemicals and queef.
Implying that transplanted pig anus is physiologically capable of queefing.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I'm sorry, but is there shit crusted over his asshole, or poop coming out of it? How is this even a sentence I'm typing?

Phil doesn't wipe after he shits. You can imagine what his second asshole is going to look like soon enough.

 

[White bubblegum]

Is that what sculpted vaginas are supposed to look like? I don't know anything about this guy, but did he go to an actual doctor to get that done?

 

[GreenJacket]

Imagine putting your penis inside that.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Well played Phil, you might have mutilated your body and ruined your life but you’ve succeeded in grossing out Kiwifarms on a regular basis.

 

[Positron]

This is now a cat thread.

NO!!!
This is a pseudopussy thread:

Post fake pussies.