Surgery [15 July 18] Phil's Pseudovagina, 7 weeks post-op

[Dysnomia]

This isn't the old style dick flip, it's the one kind that uses a segment of the bowl it's suposedly cleaner, better looking and more medically safe.

Is that why it literally looks like an intestinal prolapse coming from the wrong hole?

 

[Tiamat]

I'd also like to input Phil had a micropenis. There wasn't much flesh to work with. Which should have been beneficial, because his ureter would have been smaller.

Are we absolutely positive this was an American-done procedure? Anybody?

Maybe. But if it was, it was done behind a taco bell by a doctor armed with a rusty scalpel and vodka for anaesthetic.

 

[14⚡⚡ weev ⚡⚡88]

I learned my lesson from the last thread. I will not click through that spoiler.

 

[Aib Ld]

I didn't know about this dude, so I wish I didn't click the spoiler out of (morbid) curiosity. That's not a vagina at all.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Phil wears that wound "vagina" like he wears all those tattoos.

Like that banana with "APPLE" loudly written all over it.

yes this is him

How much weight has he gained since the surgery?

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

I don't know why I looked, and I don't know why I read some of the graphic descriptions people posted but I wish I did neither.

 

[Gar For Archer]

Is the pink blotch in the middle supposed to look like labia minora? Phil’s man-cunt is a crude approximation of female sex organs, enough to tell what it’s supposed to be, yet bearing no actual resemblance to the real thing.

 

[Rocketleaguer]

I'm definitely on some watchlist now.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

v a g i n a l p r o l a p s e

 

[DH 384]

You know, I haven't eaten anything since last night and I still regret eating food.

You'd think I'd have learned from last time but noooo. Looks like his large intestine's falling out or his dick's trying to reform itself. Not good for Spuds either way

 

[Ruin]

I'm still not convinced Phil actually got the chop. Every post op picture we've gotten has been incredibly inconsistent with the number/placement of his tattoos and as someone with ink tattoos do not work that way.

 

[Henry Bemis]

"It felt a little bit like he was aiming his ass at us, like the whole scene was an excuse to moon us over and over again."

– Greg Sestero, The Disaster Artist, talking about something completely unrelated

 

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Artist depiction of how it'll look in 8 more weeks

Spoiler

Spoiler: Original

 

[Optimus Prime]

I'm still not convinced Phil actually got the chop. Every post op picture we've gotten has been incredibly inconsistent with the number/placement of his tattoos and as someone with ink tattoos do not work that way.

Either way, we win.

If he did get the chop, then his crotch is slowly rotting until it is eventually infected and kills him if he hasn't died by then - he's not living past his mid 50s and that's a seriously optimistic prediction.

If he didn't get the chop, then he's trying to put up a charade to fool the farms which will get him nothing, costs us nothing, and he's still a micro-dicked fatass with a shower curtain ring through his nose with absolutely nothing to live for.

 

[Angry New Ager]

That's not a vagina. Not even close.

If he hated his dick so much, he would have been better off as a nullo.

Given how fucking insane the world is these days, however, he probably couldn't get a surgeon to simply remove his genitals because that would have been "unethical," and his desire for that would have been seen as a mental illness in need of intensive therapy, not surgery. But castrating him and using his penis and empty scrotum to create a gaping wound that requires painful dilation and careful attention to hygeine lest it seal up or become infected, because he claims to identify as a woman--despite being an obvious sped with a mental disability that merits a tugboat? TOTALLY OKAY. TOTALLY FUCKING OKAY AND ETHICAL.

I'm old enough, and have seen enough shit, to know that one day in the future these times we live in, where even the mentally exceptional can get surgeons to mutilate their bodies so they can pretend to be the opposite sex--and do it at taxpayer expense--will be looked back on in horror. "Holy fuck; how could they justfy that?" people will ask. I hope I live that fucking long, and get asked to explain this madness to people who probably aren't even born yet; really, I do.

 

[Coldgrip]

I always check the comments before viewing the enclosed pics, it helps acclimate me to the state of mind that I will soon find myself in.

I just click that spoiler tag and not give a shit. What's the worst it could do, destroy the last shred of innocence my soul has somehow managed to hang onto?

Gods I hope so.

His anus looks rotten too. The flesh looks black and weird.

Given is utter lack of hygiene, it very likely is dried shit crusted on there.

 

[Cryin RN]

He's clearly got wrinkly ballsac skin stretching from his taint into the stinkpit. Wish I could un-see that.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

I can only rate this :islamic: once. Do not open de spoiler if you still have reasons to live.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Phil , Izzy, whatever you call yourself .When you read this thread stop here .Listen to me .

Put the same effort into scraping the barnacles off of your teefers as you did getting your dick dynamite'd

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Is it me or is it odd how ever since Phil willingly engaged in castration/mutilation that he's reminding me how many songs about vaginas there are?