Surgery [15 July 18] Phil's Pseudovagina, 7 weeks post-op

[deeman]

Goddamit I really shouldn't have clicked that the day Im supposed to meet up with a buddy for lunch at Arbys

I hope it ain't seafood you are going to eat...

 

[Ravenor]

Before everyone spergs out I'd like to point out that yes this is him, and yes it's disgusting.

Also why did I have a pastrami sandwich for lunch?

 

[Zarkov]

Now imagine him dilating it.

 

[Cokeisbetterthenpepsi]

Spoiler: h

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED BOY

 

[GnomeofDoc]

Might just be my consumption of LiveLeak vids but this hasn’t really phased me as much as some of the Syrian civil war combat vids.

 

[NoFeline]

Someone would, especially if they were drunk, deaf, and blind.

Drunk, deaf, blind, and anosmic, now fooled into dicking Phil's ditch. Life sure dealt this hypothetical person a bad hand. I'd like to think the universe isn't that cruel

I dont make it a habit to look at post op pseudo vaginas but do all fake vaginas look that off?

Just a few years back I remember it being very easy to find pics of post-op neovagina results, botches included, just a quick google image search away. Now it's difficult to come across any, even with Google-fu. It's like they've been scrubbed from the internet...but yes, they don't tend to be pretty.

Just a huge dry anus. Definitely can’t self lube so that’s always fun.

My butthole is getting so wet for you, Seme-kun!

 

[GnomeofDoc]

My butthole is getting so wet for you, Seme-kun

No.

 

[MakingAmericaGreat]

I dont make it a habit to look at post op pseudo vaginas but do all fake vaginas look that off?

Sort of. The average one is passable if you drink a bottle of tequila and squint a bit. Phil's is really bad and everybody will know it's an unholy abomination.

 

[Bunny]

I just dry heaved. That doesn't look right. I think something went wrong. That's not even close to what a vagina should look like.

 

[ZippyZoopa]

I just dry heaved. That doesn't look right. I think something went wrong. That's not even close to what a vagina should look like.

Are you telling me that turning your dick inside out into your guts is not the most natural sounding vagina? What are you a Nazi?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Did the surgeon use a rusty chainsaw to create that "vagina?" It looks more like a prolapsed anus than a vagina. Fuck, I wish I had a bottle of Everclear on me, mainly so I can drink it and blackout.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I just dry heaved. That doesn't look right. I think something went wrong. That's not even close to what a vagina should look like.

Given that there's more internet bandwidth devoted to "what a vagina should look like" than any other topic, the disparity is inexcusable.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Looks like an under cooked pulled pork sandwich between two raw chicken legs instead of bread. Phil, wtf...

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

so how're those hot flashes phil? because now you're a disgusting menopausal man, not a pretty latina like you dream. Just let it fuse and save yourself the effort.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Notice that he does this when discussion of his attempt to scare us with guns slowed down. I think we need a "Phil's Gash Megathread," because he knows posting pictures of his hideous axe wound gets him attention and he's going to keep on doing it. If we don't give him a new thread every time, he'll get bored and have to find something else to bounce and squeak about.

 

[Nope]

These type of things make me wonder, do a lot of those that go through it don't know what an actual vagina looks like? Or are they so deluded that they think theirs looks similar to a real one? Even if not watching one in real life how can you not even by accident run by a photo or video of one?

Disclaimer I did not watch it, as I still need to have dinner today, or any day for that manner

 

[nvrwastetree]

Is that dark gaping hole at the bottom supposed to be the vagina? What the fuck dude

I don't think th picture is Phil. No tattoos, plus, didn't Phil have a cockeyed/lopsided clitoris??? If it is Phil, then i wouldn't be surprised if it's already rotting/necrotizing because he refuss to care for himself or dialate. That, and there probably so much fecal matter impacted up in there because Phil doesn't know how to properly bathe/wipe his ass (@Ravenor did state a couple years ago that up until the age of 5-8, Phil's poor mother had to endure wiping Phil's ass for him). I still have my doubts about Phil getting his Mariana Trench, but if so, then Phil will end up hospitalized or worse, dead, for refusing general hygeine. Maybe getting your dick chopped off was a bad idea Phil since you refuse to take care of yourself, plus it shows us how stupid you are as well

 

[Ravenor]

I think we need a "Phil's Gash Megathread," because he knows posting pictures of his hideous axe wound gets him attention and he's going to keep on doing it.

Not on your fucking life, I'm not having a thread dedicated to that. It looks like someone badly stuffed nearly raw donner meat into a pitta bread and left off the mayonnaise and chilli sauce.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Eww it looks like his guts are ready to fall out through it.

I just looked at it, and realized something truely horrifying. There's pubic hair growing directly on the lip going into the hole. Now, we know Phil will forget to care for it, so who's to say the inside isn't covered in one massive hairball of shit, blood, and whatever else Phil has attempted to fuck himself with....

 

[Nobunaga]

So who has the best boipussy
Chris or phil?