[13-Marc-2019] Retrospective #3 - "I'll be looking back at YOUR favourite moments..."

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Yes, that really is the best thing about these retrospective events; he starts all excited about watching himself for 6+ hours, but you can see him get bored and impatient more quickly with every video he watches. And then he wonders why there are so many montages of his content out there. I love how he actually went on several rants about detractor videos when Youtube recommended those to him, while all he has basically accomplished today is confirming that 90+% of his content is boring, liquified shit.

If you'd tie him up to a chair and force him to watch his own RAW and UNEDITED content without skipping through videos, he'd transform into the new Fred Fuchs within 24 hours.
When he got salty and said the detractor video “only had 10k views”, hey Dave when was the last time one of your videos got 10k? Nonetheless in that amount of time? I’ll be waiting.....
 
When he got salty and said the detractor video “only had 10k views”, hey Dave when was the last time one of your videos got 10k? Nonetheless in that amount of time? I’ll be waiting.....
He is the winner and better player when he loses in Street Fighter to a scrub / cheater / lag abuser / kid / button masher / when his own moves won't come out / random move smasher / better player / someone who plays a character he doesn't want to fight at the moment. Guess his possible answer.
 
Why does he constantly talk like this and when did this become a thing? I didn't hear him talk like this in any of the retrospective I saw today.https://youtube.com/watch?v=tqNhEzrWQpY

I think it's because he thinks he's smarter than the audience and the audience are a bunch of kids or nudniks. Same reason why he has to "pigsplain" what Miracle Whip is. "Little Billy, with this blanket you will always be safe from any harm, okay? You know what I mean?"
 
I think it's because he thinks he's smarter than the audience and the audience are a bunch of kids or nudniks. Same reason why he has to "pigsplain" what Miracle Whip is. "Little Billy, with this blanket you will always be safe from any harm, okay? You know what I mean?"

I’m beginning to think that his main audience aren’t kids simply based on what time he starts his first stream and the amount of insanity I’ve been seeing lately from known adult fans. Blind adult man who has fiancé with health issues gives money to Phil. Sad widower gives hundreds of dollars to Phil as some kind of validation or coping method for his loneliness?

Of course Phil ignites all the serious stuff attached to that money:

“PlanetJeff tips $200: my wife passed away but watching you helps.”
Phil reads it in his head.
Phil: “whoa thanks PlanetJeff for the $200 tip! That will definitely help with my taxes.”

No empathy shown in the slightest. That is a defining sign of a sociopath. Imagine supporting a sociopath?
 
I’m beginning to think that his main audience aren’t kids simply based on what time he starts his first stream and the amount of insanity I’ve been seeing lately from known adult fans. Blind adult man who has fiancé with health issues gives money to Phil. Sad widower gives hundreds of dollars to Phil as some kind of validation or coping method for his loneliness?

Of course Phil ignites all the serious stuff attached to that money:

“PlanetJeff tips $200: my wife passed away but watching you helps.”
Phil reads it in his head.
Phil: “whoa thanks PlanetJeff for the $200 tip! That will definitely help with my taxes.”

No empathy shown in the slightest. That is a defining sign of a sociopath. Imagine supporting a sociopath?
To be fair, in the past Dave said he was sorry for him. He is also not the King of Suffering, probably because he burned his money on Phil. What I do find quite disgusting is how, despite the circumstances, he does NOT say: Hey Planetjeff, thank you so very much and I'm sorry for your loss, BUT please you don't have to use this money on me, it belongs to you, I feel very bad accepting this.

Snort. Thanks for the money dummy, it goes right in the oven.
 
Have you ever considered that people giving DSP money aren't trolling DSP, but you?
That's on par with "I was only pretending to be retarded."
Explain to me how throwing away your money to eat shit so that anonymous people on the internet get disappointed in you...is somehow trolling them.
 
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That's on par with "I was only pretending to be exceptional."
Explain to me how throwing away your money to eat shit so that anonymous people on the internet get disappointed in you...is somehow trolling them.
oh no, some one tossed money at a fat gouty man, then was either ignored or insulted, then had to listen to him snort/burp/crush a water bottle
shit, i'm so angry
 
That's on par with "I was only pretending to be exceptional."
Explain to me how throwing away your money to eat shit so that anonymous people on the internet get disappointed in you...is somehow trolling them.

Phil paints an "us vs. them" narrative. He wants people to think he's some struggling underdog. People project on Phil and donate to stick it to detractors because in their mind they somehow think it is a giant middle finger to those mean bullies, just like they wish they could always do to the people who (probably rightly) bullied them in real life.

Is it stupid? Absolutely, but no stupider than anything else Phil's supporters do. I don't have any evidence backing it up, but it feels like there's been less people donating with "take that" style messages aimed at detractors. It is by no means gone, but it seems like it was more common a year or two ago. I think in general his fans are starting to sour on the "us vs. them" narrative because Phil has leaned too heavily into that narrative and there's not as much detractor content like 6 hour long SoK podcasts. Even in chat where there's still "fuck off detractor" style comments, some of his fans are rightly pointing out that the "detractors" in question are just Twitch randos or hell, sometimes actual long time fans just disagreeing with Phil's BS about network lag or getting 300 headshots when aiming at someone's torso.
 
So I'm watching the first part of this Retro$pective and he says "I will be taking breaks every hour or two, grabbing snacks and stuff to keep me going." This is some top tier old man shit. This guy gets worn out camping in a bathroom. I guess those lean in manual bans wear him out.

I throw back beers, do bong hits, and play EU4 until the wee hours. Then in the morning I wake up and go to my real adult job. No snack breaks.
 
I was watching the stream. Swagginz says he should watch the dead space 2 unboxing video. DSP says he doesnt remember it and cant find it cause youtube sucks, Swagginz. gives him a direct link to the video...

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HE ALREADY WATCHED IT RECENTLY! So was he lying about it? Im super confused.
 
I was watching the stream. Swagginz says he should watch the dead space 2 unboxing video. DSP says he doesnt remember it and cant find it cause youtube sucks, Swagginz. gives him a direct link to the video...

HE ALREADY WATCHED IT RECENTLY! So was he lying about it? Im super confused.

Honestly, 50/50 Phil is straight up lying, or his content is so boring and forgettable that it all blends together and he legitimately doesn't remember something he recently watched.
 
I was watching the stream. Swagginz says he should watch the dead space 2 unboxing video. DSP says he doesnt remember it and cant find it cause youtube sucks, Swagginz. gives him a direct link to the video...

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HE ALREADY WATCHED IT RECENTLY! So was he lying about it? Im super confused.

When he scrolls through his full video list chronologically, he's watched at least a third of his gameplay videos and half of his vlogs. I'd suggest that he lays on the couch at 2 AM and lets YouTube play through his own content, but like he proved yesterday the YouTube algorithm will try to get him away from his own videos as quickly as possible.
 
Imagine being a content creator and YouTube keeps trying to offer you ANYTHING ELSE despite you spending hours watching your own content straight (which usually fixes algorithm weighting)
 
A dum clip and screengrabs I snagged during the stream:


Phil gets up to compare the size of his collectable Wii sticker to the one shown in the video. This reveals he's wearing pajama pants.

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and is barefoot.

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Returning to his computer desk, he ends his derision of the collectable's unprofessionalism before confronting the chat's mockery of his own: "Of course I'm wearing comfy pants, what are you crazy? You think I'm wearing slacks in here?" He's not to blame for his Breath of the Wild pajama pants because: Kat bought them for him, and they were so cheap, on "Super Sale".

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Something I picked up that I don't think anyone else heard: During Phil's video of Marvel Vs Capcom 3, at 4:28 you can hear a kid in the background say, "That's DSP!" He seems to then about him with his friends, unfortunately buried under the noise.
 
Honestly, 50/50 Phil is straight up lying, or his content is so boring and forgettable that it all blends together and he legitimately doesn't remember something he recently watched.
He doesn't have to remember. The RED line at the bottom of the picture of a vid denotes it having been recently Watched.
 
Honestly, 50/50 Phil is straight up lying, or his content is so boring and forgettable that it all blends together and he legitimately doesn't remember something he recently watched
See, when you built your career on shitting out multiple videos daily just to fool the algorithm, haven't put a single inkling of passion in your content is uninspired shit, it's really hard to remember any particular video.

Any other creator could talk about the production of the video, what he had in mind while making it, what he used to make it etc.. but with DSP this is not needed. We can see his whole creative process while making these videos.

DSP Tries It: explain what food is, eat food, lip smack, give it a retarded rating, upload video
Gameplay: Set up camera, record, upload
Vlahgs: Start recording, blabber, stop recording, upload
 
Third time around and he still goes "Yeah, I agree!" whenever his past self states an opinion in his videos. Of course you agree. It's you. Thats your opinion.
YT has been around long enough for folks to do specials where they look back at their old videos. While most if not all I've watched saw the YT-er cringing at their old work and often disagreeing with their old selves stating how little they knew back then and how their opinions have changed due to having grown up and all the things about games and game development they have learned. D$P? He thinks his old videos are just grand going so far as to say that this old camera method videos did things better than direct capture ( such as not being able to hear everything in the game which he finds distracting and takes away from listening to his stellar commentary). D$P finds nothing wrong with his old self spouting racist, sexist and homophobic remarks stating it was acceptable back then...which racism and sexism were not a good decade before he was even born. Makes one wonder if he was raised in a racist, sexist and homophobic household to have formed such opinions.
 
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