(07/29/2022) - New Chris Jail Letter - Barb is described as being "zombie-like" and like a "scared deer in a headlight", Chris shit talks jail staff, Chris adamant about the fundraiser

[Whaler]

Heilberg's initial strategy was to position Chris as a mentally retarded, suggestible dolt who was taken advantage of by the internet. He figured that meant that if he suggested a group home as a soft landing after all the nasty incest stuff was taken care of, he might be able to mitigate the sentence and arrange for a decent life for Chris.

The court required a professional evaluation, so they carted Chris off to the loony bin, but instead of looking like a poor little retarded boy, he threw fits, was restrained and interfered with other patients. That proved conclusively that the soft landing was off the table. Chris is unfit for a group home environment.

Now Heilberg can make the "poor little retarded boy" argument, but all it's going to buy is a little less time in prison. Chris had his chance to be compliant and have some sort of structured plan for his life after jail, but he blew it. He took the wind out of Heilberg's sails. Now it just gets played out, and Heilberg won't be going for any Hail Mary rescues for poor retarded Chris.

Yep, I knew all that, I've been keeping up with the threads. But the jokes on you, Heilberg went for a Hail Mary rescue and there's a chance the Autism card will get Chris out on probation.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

Heilberg's initial strategy was to position Chris as a mentally retarded, suggestible dolt who was taken advantage of by the internet. He figured that meant that if he suggested a group home as a soft landing after all the nasty incest stuff was taken care of, he might be able to mitigate the sentence and arrange for a decent life for Chris.

The court required a professional evaluation, so they carted Chris off to the loony bin, but instead of looking like a poor little retarded boy, he threw fits, was restrained and interfered with other patients. That proved conclusively that the soft landing was off the table. Chris is unfit for a group home environment.

Now Heilberg can make the "poor little retarded boy" argument, but all it's going to buy is a little less time in prison. Chris had his chance to be compliant and have some sort of structured plan for his life after jail, but he blew it. He took the wind out of Heilberg's sails. Now it just gets played out, and Heilberg won't be going for any Hail Mary rescues for poor retarded Chris.

Yep, I knew all that, I've been keeping up with the threads. But the jokes on you, Heilberg went for a Hail Mary rescue and there's a chance the Autism card will get Chris out on probation.

From what I understand this Autism deference motion is a new thing in Virginia so it'll be interesting to see how it plays out. I'm highly skeptical that it will play out like Chris "gets out on probation." Apart from the fact that he's already spent a year in jail, I suspect that this path lets them be more creative in their conditions for probation than they otherwise could be.

I guess we'll find out, but this may be the best possible outcome from the state's perspective. If he ended up with another year or two in jail, it would just kick the can down the road with Chris coming out the other end ready to pull an Ezra Miller. If he's allowed to live on the outside under close supervision, they may be able to try to re-parent him to at least be less of a nuisance and corral him into appropriate social programs to manage him long term.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris had his chance to be compliant and have some sort of structured plan for his life after jail, but he blew it.

It's ironic since the same scenario would be applied once Barb dies. In either scenario, there's no way Chris can become compliant without going to jail again.

it would just kick the can down the road with Chris

Wouldn't it be 'kick the autistic down the road'?

 

[Rikka Takarada 2]

I've always said that Chris is autistic AND sociopathic to some extent. His lack of empathy is not normal

You mean to tell me that someone who:

Said that he had to draw repulsive porn of a female acquaintance or else he might have forced himself on her, to her face (albeit in an email)
Pepper sprayed someone because of the colour of a fictional character's arms
Was more concerned about pancakes than his aunt dying
Casually flung curse-ye-hame-has at people even though he believed they actually worked
Believed lifting a dog house was the emotional equivalent of carrying a dead comrade back to base in Iraq
etc etc

Might actually be a sociopath as opposed to everything just being explicable because of autism? I'm shocked!

 

[ThatOneAsshole]

Heilberg's initial strategy was to position Chris as a mentally retarded, suggestible dolt who was taken advantage of by the internet. He figured that meant that if he suggested a group home as a soft landing after all the nasty incest stuff was taken care of, he might be able to mitigate the sentence and arrange for a decent life for Chris.

The court required a professional evaluation, so they carted Chris off to the loony bin, but instead of looking like a poor little retarded boy, he threw fits, was restrained and interfered with other patients. That proved conclusively that the soft landing was off the table. Chris is unfit for a group home environment.

Now Heilberg can make the "poor little retarded boy" argument, but all it's going to buy is a little less time in prison. Chris had his chance to be compliant and have some sort of structured plan for his life after jail, but he blew it. He took the wind out of Heilberg's sails. Now it just gets played out, and Heilberg won't be going for any Hail Mary rescues for poor retarded Chris.

the "poor little retarded boy" defense is likely going down in history as the greatest failed hail mary ever tried in court. I want to see him try this while chris gets up and proclaims he's jesus and his dead father is a electric hedgehog pokemon. Poor guy will get so confused that he objects to his own question like Amber Heard's lawyers

 

[King Kiwi]

Heilberg's initial strategy was to position Chris as a mentally retarded, suggestible dolt who was taken advantage of by the internet. He figured that meant that if he suggested a group home as a soft landing after all the nasty incest stuff was taken care of, he might be able to mitigate the sentence and arrange for a decent life for Chris.

Little did Heilberg know Chris is a mentally retarded, suggestible dolt who was taken advantage of by the internet but that his plan would fail.

 

[A New Kiwi]

Chris has just written a signed confession that he sexually molested an invalid. Every letter Chris fucks himself harder than he fucked Barb.

Somehow this still hasn't shut up the retards who shout from the hilltops "Barb consented, Barb consented, Barb consented! We don't know she has dementia, we don't know she has dementia, we don't know she has dementia!" despite video evidence of her being deluded, implying this is how she is most of the time, but one person saw her get in a car she crashed, so she must be all there! They allege a massive conspiracy between Barb, Chris, and even the police and prosecution, a conspiracy even bigger than that of the Greene County school board, all just to fake in videos and in court that Barb has dementia.

They believe Barb put on the performance of a lifetime pretending to be deluded and needing Chris to feed her lines on camera, and Chris agreed even though it made him look like an abusive asshole, and Barb allowed Chris to have free reign of the house, drawing penises on walls, punching holes in walls, punching her and spray painting on her floor right in front of her and pretending to only notice after several minutes, and endured this in her own home for years as part of her master plan to fool the world into thinking she had dementia.

Then when the police investigated the incest, Chris was treated as the offender and Barb as the victim, Chris being being the only one arrested or charged. Obviously, this was because Barb either bribed or seduced the police into treating her like the victim and this conspiracy goes all the way up to the DA! Then she forgot her master façade she'd been living for years and allowed herself to be seen walking into her car so sanely she had to crash the car and almost kill herself just to keep up the scam. And during all this time Chris is in jail and turning on Barb, he's still keeping up the lie, never once hinting he and Barb faked the dementia videos, because Chris is just so loyal to Barb he'll keep the lie up even as he's the only one facing years in prison for it!

At this point, any retard in the "Barb consented, Barb consented, Barb consented, we don't know she has dementia, we don't know she has dementia, we don't know she has dementia" crowd is just as bad as Helena, Kengle, Praetor or any other enabler of Chris's. You're actively defending a sex offender by downplaying his crimes and blaming his victim through bizarre leaps of conspiracy theory logic, and for what? To defend Chris's good name on the kiwifarms?

Either give up on trying to prove Barb's mutual guilt and the Greene County Dementia conspiracy, or go back to Praetor where you belong.

You're really dumb and exhausting, have absolutely no reading comprehension or ability to engage with topics with any degree of nuance, and I wish you'd stop taking random pot shots at people like me for having a differing opinion from you weeks after our initial argument. My points were valid and nothing you have ever said acknowledged or showed any comprehension of them.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

Barb may have been a lousy mother, but that doesn't mean she isn't out of touch with dementia, and it doesn't mean what Chris did wasn't rape.

 

[A New Kiwi]

Maybe she does, I don't know. Debbie still doesn't have to get sand in their vagina over anyone whose opinion isn't a firm "Barb is completely braindead and has been for close to a decade."

 

[IslamaGato]

What he writes in that letter is very telling about how he sees Barb. He knows her mind/spirit isn't there so he thinks he can do whatever to her body and get away with it.

 

[Anal Eclipse]

That's why I think she just got into the marriage/parentage for financial stability.

But she was never a mentally stable person. She refused to cook anymore after they weren't interested in one dinner. How petty can you be. If people don't want the food I make I just shrug and put it in some tupperware, they'll eat it later.

Weren't marriages in the past a requirement to have financial stability?

 

[FinnSven]

Weren't marriages in the past a requirement to have financial stability?

Not officially a requirement, more a strong social convention.

A man that was a confirmed bachelor could be viewed with suspicion, and a woman not being married was a whore or destined for spinsterhood.
That was enough for employers and beneficiaries to pass on you.
Hence there were a lot of Beards and lavender marriages.

Though even today being married bumps up your credit score when it comes to getting a mortgage on a house.

In Barbs case, Bob couldn’t divorce her without giving up half of everything. Also he was that old that he probably knew finding another wife would be hard.
So she caught him with a baby lasso.

 

[troonlagoon]

Not officially a requirement, more a strong social convention.

A man that was a confirmed bachelor could be viewed with suspicion, and a woman not being married was a whore or destined for spinsterhood.
That was enough for employers and beneficiaries to pass on you.
Hence there were a lot of Beards and lavender marriages.

Though even today being married bumps up your credit score when it comes to getting a mortgage on a house.

In Barbs case, Bob couldn’t divorce her without giving up half of everything. Also he was that old that he probably knew finding another wife would be hard.
So she caught him with a baby lasso.

She caught him with a tard anchor

 

[1996 Toyota Camry]

Can someone send a letter to Chris asking on his opinion on the ever growing tensions between China and Taiwan?

I'll do it now, sending the letter tomorrow

 

[Pointless Sperg]

For some reason, to me, Chris claiming direct involvement with whatever current events he vaguely knows about is the most annoying aspect of his jesushood.

Especially when he talks about the war in Ukraine and the weather in Virginia as somehow events of equal import.

Can we send Chris to Ukraine as part of the volunteer battalion? Don't give him a gun or anything, just point in the direction of enemy lines, and tell him if he walks that way for a couple of hours he'll be back in Virginia. WIth any luck he'll draw some fire and reveal a Russian position. Or at least clear a land mine.

 

[AnOminous]

Especially when he talks about the war in Ukraine and the weather in Virginia as somehow events of equal import.

It reminds me of Kengle sperging about the weather in random places he isn't and countries nobody cares about.

 

[A-№1]

Can we send Chris to Ukraine as part of the volunteer battalion?

I'm sure they have enough to worry about at the moment without adding in Chris.

I say we paint a big ass Z on him and send him over to the Russians.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I'm sure they have enough to worry about at the moment without adding in Chris.

I say we paint a big ass Z on him and send him over to the Russians.

They already have Steven Seagal shilling for Putin on Rossiya-1 right now. They don't need another fat tard on their side.

Though I'd love to see a battle between Seagal's zero-force takedowns and Chris' Curse-ye-hameha.

 

[D_Tractor]

I'm sure they have enough to worry about at the moment without adding in Chris.

I say we paint a big ass Z on him and send him over to the Russians.

Wrong letter. M for Motherfucker. And pre-troon Chris looks uncannily like Peter Lorre.

 

[A-№1]

They already have Steven Seagal shilling for Putin on Rossiya-1 right now.

Seriously?

That is not the way to resurrect a dead career.

Oh, and Chris wouldn't be going to Russia to help them. Or to help the Ukrainians. It would just be funny.

Wrong letter. M for Motherfucker.

I think it starts with a 'y' in Russian. Which is actually 'u'. Weird alphabet is weird.