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💰 GrifterElijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family
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This is the only mention of Westin Walker on the Kiwi Farms but I've been told by someone I trust that Westin has a warrant for his arrest for domestic violence.
Yep he's heavily involved with Westin Walker. This is at the Texas Rose Horse Park which is managed by the Walker family. 14078 TX-110, Tyler, TX 75704
Look, he's clearly dealing with going through twink death not very well so let him be. Gay twinks always struggle with the change, will he emerge a bear or a twunk? Only time will tell.
Power level but the only people I ever see talking about this are people that have never swam competitively. You get used to seeing that all the time, and honestly you are too focused/tired trying to make your splits sprinting in lanes and trying to not run over people swimming 8 to a lane during practice.
Elijah's been on a rape obsession the last couple of streams. It's so weird.
1:30
Elijah argues that widespread pornography changed male sexual behavior and claims modern society has more “fake rape” accusations because porn reduced actual sexual violence.
1:25
Elijah discuss awkward or coercive sexual encounters involving women initiating sexual contact while intoxicated or refusing to leave. He frames some of these experiences as situations where, if genders were reversed, the man would face legal consequences.
1:30
A conversation where Elijah host jokingly/semi-seriously describes feeling “raped” or assaulted in past encounters. Also FYI, Nicky who is speaking in this is one of Elijah's fuckboys.
We're going to see him go to prison for sexual battery, are we?
As usual Elijah always has to keep bringing up his legal issues in stream which fuckboy Georgie occasionally tries to bring him back on topic.
0:35
Elijah introduces Georgie (“Sith Lord Groyper”) and jokes about claims from his ex-wife that Georgie is a “weird guy” or “freak” living in his house.
1:05
Schaffer says he went through a major legal phase in Florida (past tense?) involving serious federal matters (there is no "federal matters", he's simply being sued in federal court) and claims Cuban lawyers provided him with over $100,000 worth of legal representation for free. Except we know that's not true. He says that they only come via recommendation. He's paying two lawyers in the Alexis Wilkins v Schaffer lawsuit who are Onier Llopiz and Jaclyn Marie Sanchez (https://www.l-wfirm.com/people)
1:00
Elijah continues to insist that he's not gay despite describing himself as queer multiple times.
1:20
Schaffer displays his X/Twitter revenue numbers, showing a payout of roughly $250.
0:30
Schaffer says ongoing litigation has affected the direction and quality of content on the show. He claims the show has become more “newsy” lately and says they plan to expand into broader content once the legal issues are resolved. Hint: They won't be in his favor. Because he sucks at this.
0:50
Schaffer accuses his Kezia of doxing his home address and expresses anger that information about where his children live was allegedly exposed publicly. Except that isn't accurate because Elijah was the one that doxxed his own location when he filed for divorce in Palm Beach County.
Also... the children DO NOT live with Elijah at all. They live in an entirely different place that has not been disclosed here or anywhere.
0:35
And lastly Elijah say he's going to have a fuckboy July 4th party where he hopes his children will also be there too.
One thing I noticed is that there's some very pointed allusions in this episode to the possibility that cohost Nicky Rudd may have impregnated a woman, however it is not directly addressed. Will try to make a compilation of the moments from the episode where this is on display and edit this post to put it here.
Elijah opens the show by sharing that Georgie looks "like the guy who molested me when I was 9"...so I guess there's no more doubt, Elijah was definitely molested.
0:26
Elijah says that his favorite president was Andrew Jackson because he had orgies in the White House. Elijah then draws comparisons to regime change in Cuba to movie remakes such as Star Wars and the upcoming Betty Boop movie.
1:45
There was a fair amount of discussion of the possiblity of the United States getting involved with Cuba. During this Elijah says that he was given free legal assistance by some Cubans in Florida. In the second clip Elijah says that he wishes for regime change in Cuba just for the cheaper vacation destination it would provide.
1:10
1:26
Elijah says that his timeline is all one liners about porn and sex and he doesn't understand why...in another recent episode Elijah talked about how Twitter's algorithm is designed to show you content that you want to see, I need to find it and put the two together if possible.
1:44
Elijah says that whores want men to put a baby in them. Elijah says that he refuses to give the whores babies. Elijah says that his wife had a problem when 20 year old women started to call Elijah "daddy."
4:34
Elijah plays an old clip of the time that he met cohost Nicky Rudd. In the clip Elijah is clearly tweaking on stimulants, his jaw is clenched and he stares very intensely and creepily at Nicky while listening to him speak. Elijah is much thinner in the video as well and says that the video was used in court by Kezia as proof he was abusing drugs. The video is from not that long ago but Elijah looks and sounds completely different, his voice is significantly more zesty than it is at present.
2:16
Elijah says that when he was at that lighter weight that he got hit on by men a lot. Elijah then thinks of a story to tell and tries his best to not share it and save it for after the show. Within seconds he proceeds to tell the majority of the story while leaving out the name of the woman he is talking about. Elijah claims that he was "raped" by a british e-girl. Nicky Rudd immediately picks up on the clues and says that he knows who he is referring to and claims that Elijah only says he was raped because the woman was older than Elijah. Elijah says that he was assaulted by a woman who would not relent after he rejected her advances. Nicky Rudd states he has also been sexually assaulted by a woman and says that the issue is that men always give in to the circumstances.
Elijah goes on to state that he and Ryan Leonard, pictured below, were "talking about sexual patriotism". Not sure how old this guy is but he's a known media twink in the groyper sphere. Elijah claims that the internet only hates him because he slept with too many hot girls!
7:06
Elijah says that Owen Schroyer is his "favorite cum slut".
0:58
Elijah tries his best to avoid saying Kash Patel's name for legal reasons but still ends up name dropping him.
2:25
Elijah shares his twitter revenue earnings which are only about $250. Elijah in case you were unaware, you only get paid for impressions from verified accounts, meaning the majority of the people who view your account are not paying for twitter.
1:26
The pièce de résistance. While talking about a clip from Richard Spencer on white birthrates between lower and upper classes the gang gets into an increasingly heated argument about whether or not lower class whites should be striving to have children. Nicky Rudd takes the position that the lower class should have children as a bulwark against other populations growth and migration to America while Elijah and Georgie take the elitist position that increasing the lower class white birthrate is not only not worth pursuing but is actually detrimental to the struggle of whites overall. This devolves into shouting on all sides and an endless supply of snide remarks from Elijah directed at Nicky. I've left the full argument as it was and things begin to get heated about 15 minutes into this.
30:35
Cohost Nicky Rudd says that the groypers are the greatest threat to the Republican party presently.
3:27
Some talk on James Fishback, potential candidate for Florida Gov who is a very, very shady guy, there's some discussion of him in the Fuentes thread for more information.
1:28
Elijah says that he is a cockroach that will not go away.
1:48
Elijah again feels the need to bring up his brother in law.
4:46
Elijah makes an Even Steven's reference that Georgie doesn't get and Elijah gets upset.
He’s like those Times Square crackheads that harass tourists to be “paid” for featuring in their photos. Instead of Homelander it’s Homolander.
Thanks for documenting, I genuinely have no idea how things can get any lower for this guy. Except maybe murder-suicide, but even that is dependent on his pistol not getting stolen out of his car.
Elijah gave me a shoutout directly last night! LETS FUCKIN' GOOOOOO! Hi, Elijah! Hi, Georgie. Yes, biggest fan here. Elijah isn't my biggest fan I guess as he didn't get my username right, sadly.
0:35
I'm about to upload clips from Monday but I've got to use tor since the clearnet URL is getting DDOS'd so it will take some time.
CLIPS
From May 25ths episode of the Fuentes-Pre-Show
Elijah opens the show by letting everyone know that despite the warning that he has added to the beginning of the show saying that the show cannot be used in court proceedings, that clips from the show are being used in court! Elijah claims that the warning is working...sure pal.
1:22
Elijah talks about Nick Fuentes favorite femboy/tranny, Pariah the Doll and is careful to be very respectful.
1:51
Elijah claims that he knew someone named "La-a" pronounced "La-dash-a"
1:00
Elijah says that he was "3 waters deep", definitely not drinking!
0:27
Elijah takes a moment to lie about his assets "for no real reason," saying that all of his expensive studio equipment is Georgie's and that one day soon Georgie will hire him. Elijah is careful to state that he has not been hired by anyone since January.
2:00
After listening to a clip of a reporter askin Marco Rubio a question, Elijah notes that Marco will definitely be receiving a blowjob from the female reporter later that day.
1:32
Elijah does a bit calling an imaginary woman "kitten".
1:58
Elijah says that his court proceedings are taking all of his time, that he is having to file pro se (by himself, without a lawyer) because he cannot afford all of the attorney fees. Elijah says that he spends 8 to 10 hours a day preparing paperwork for court by himself.
2:13
Elijah claims that his buildings supervisor came over for an inspection and the supervisor told him that Kezia had warned him that Elijah's house is full of pornography and dildos.
1:10
The above two clips are from an extended segment on divorce, here's the full segment under the spoiler
21:00
Elijah talks about Mark Levin but is also scared that Levin will sue him like Alexis Wilkins has done.
4:19
Elijah says that Nick is NOT a fed and he has insider information that proves this but he cannot share it for legal reasons...riiiiight.
2:31
The panel talks about AI and Drugs. One highlight: Elijah claims to have been subjected to demonic possession at one point. Elijah claims he was trip sitting a friend who was taking mushrooms and touched his arm and immediately felt a cold sensation and had an out of body experience and that this caused him to stop messing around with psychedelics, which he has never done btw.
1:10
22:00
Elijah talks about cats and toxoplasmosis gandii, claiming he knew a girl who let her cat lick her vagina? Elijah then talks about women reading smut books for an extended period. One highlight, the rest is under the spoiler. Elijah recounts the stylings of a passage from the smut book he sampled from his wife. Elijah goes on to blame his sexless marriage on his wife's propensity to read! He says he feels like women who read are more likely to not have sex with their husbands and it's because of these books. It definitely wasn't all the cheating, the verbal abuse, being an absent husband, the drug use, etc....nah it was uh EVIL BOOKS!!!!
2:09
16:43
Highlights from another extended clip about women and divorce.
Elijah says that he may host a dating advice call-in show some time
Elijah recalls a story where he flirted with the cashier at target while in the checkout line with Georgie
Elijah explains how Georgie and the rest of his friends wingman him which involves them going up to the woman and asking if they recognize the "famous podcaster over there, Elijah Scahffer?" I'm imagining that Elijah positions himself in front of the "family planning" aisle and is holding two boxes of magnum condoms comparing them with a furrowed brow to appear oblivious to Georgie approaching the woman and pathetically pointing him out.
Elijah gives sexting tips
Elijah says that he believes himself to be a "hypersexual person" and claims to have mastered these urges within himself...no one believes this Elijah, even your fans don't buy that bullshit LMAO
Elijah gave me a shoutout directly last night! LETS FUCKIN' GOOOOOO! Hi, Elijah! Hi, Georgie. Yes, biggest fan here. Elijah isn't my biggest fan I guess as he didn't get my username right, sadly. ElijahShoutOut.mp4
I'm about to upload clips from Monday but I've got to use tor since the clearnet URL is getting DDOS'd so it will take some time.
Wait... His brother in law clips it? Unless he thinks I'm the brother in law? I'm guessing from all the legal document postings? If that's the case, no, Elijah, I'm not your former brother in law.
Also I watched his long legal rant and like 90% of it isn't even true. For example he says he has custody of the children and then contradicts himself saying he can only see his kids once a week. Which is supervised visits because there's a restraining order still in place that he suggested that he got the restraining order removed.
Wait... His brother in law clips it? Unless he thinks I'm the brother in law? I'm guessing from all the legal document postings? If that's the case, no, Elijah, I'm not your former brother in law.
Also I watched his long legal rant and like 90% of it isn't even true. For example he says he has custody of the children and then contradicts himself saying he can only see his kids once a week. Which is supervised visits because there's a restraining order still in place that he suggested that he got the restraining order removed.
My brother in law is everywhere, he watches all my shows, he clips me, this thread on the kiwifarms, it’s all him. He says I’m the crazy one- but he’s the one who makes multiple accounts just to talk to himself!
Elijah Schaffer called in to another groyper streamer, Chad the Champion, and provided a few details of his sexual escapades with Sarah Stock including that she ate his ass...thanks to DietMntnDewNYC on twitter for this clip! The stream itself is 3 hours of them playing fortnite which I'm downloading right now to clip after I finish the 2 streams from this week.
Elijah states that allegations he was mentally ill, abusing drugs, or unfit as a parent were false. He says he completed an extensive court-related drug test covering approximately a year's worth of usage and claims it came back completely negative. He argues that his wife removed the children and falsely accused him of drug abuse, and says he is now pursuing full custody. He also claims that his children are back at his house but filings do not corroborate that as the temporary restraining order is still in effect.
0:19
Elijah that he is subject to a legal gag order. He explains that due to this legal restriction, he is prohibited from publicly discussing certain events that have occurred over the last few months.
0:36
Elijah states that he "beat" the allegations against him, got his children back (he did not and Georgie knows this too because Elijah has been saying multiple times that the kids are back in the house), proved he was not using drugs, and disproved other claims made against him. He references submitting a roughly 200-page document to the court in support of his position. There is no 200-page document filed anywhere so take this with a grain of salt. There has been no update to Palm Beach County docket since May 12th.
If they theoretically were with him back in his house, this is their "room" where Bleu is sleeping.
0:25
Elijah discusses the country of Georgia as a place some people allegedly view as attractive for relocation. He states Georgia lacks an extradition treaty with the United States and mentions obtaining residency or citizenship through property purchases. I guess Elijah plans to flee the country if the ruling doesn't go his way favorably?
0:27
Elijah claims his ex-wife told members of the press that he raped children. He describes the accusation as false and says it negatively affected his employment. He also asserts that his ex-wife lied to the court. No, she did not. That was in the filing in Palm Beach County.
0:19
Elijah discusses prior interactions with federal law enforcement, including visits from the FBI and encounters with the Secret Service. He claims he moved to different countries and continents multiple times to avoid problems arising from federal investigations or scrutiny.
0:17
Elijah makes a "sarcastic" or "hyperbolic" statement about wanting future generations of children to learn rape, murder, violence against civilians and police, and attendance at strip clubs at a young age.
Elijah opens by distributing his children's snacks to his cohosts. Elijah has no need for these anymore since he won't see his kids in a while, I guess.
2:33
Elijah talks about his LA Valley accent. Elijah says he is a trans valley girl.
5:39
Elijah poorly describers a well known Sam Hyde video.
3:07
Elijah lashes out at New Mexico
2:23
Elijah recalls when he was named antisemite of the month a few years ago.
3:37
Elijah says that Pete Hegseth is his favorite alcoholic.
2:14
The boys get into a long debate about brothels. Elijah and Georgie believe brothels should be legal, Nicky Rudd and a new guy named Jeb(!) are against brothels.
Brothel debate highlights
26:47
frat argument
5:57
56:31
Elijah also went into a long talk about Science! Here are some highlights.
Elijah describes science as a whole as a circle cut in half. It's all about inputs and outputs. Apple goes in, feces comes out.
1:21
Elijah says describes his viewers shitting and watching the show while their wife tells them not to watch it. Says he and Georgie are autistic retards who got fucked up by vaccines. In the longer clip Elijah says he believes he has a vaccine injury, I might clip that out as well.
1:01
Elijah says ALLEGEDLY a lot and sounds very zesty. Giggles at something he saw on twitter.
Look, he's clearly dealing with going through twink death not very well so let him be. Gay twinks always struggle with the change, will he emerge a bear or a twunk? Only time will tell.
Get your rainbow emojis ready, Kiwis, it's Pride Month and I have something incredibly homosexual to show you. This clip from Elijah's call in to the Chad Champion stream is circulating on Twitter right now. Notable moments include a Freudian slip where Elijah says "your friend's dick's in your mouth" instead of "in her mouth", talking about getting horny around naked men, and how having orgies with multiple men and one woman is a peak sexual experience. He also invited this young twunk to come to his place for a week so they can "fuck some bitches together." Bitches. Riiiiiiiight.
Elijah Schaffer called in to another groyper streamer, Chad the Champion, and provided a few details of his sexual escapades with Sarah Stock including that she ate his ass...thanks to DietMntnDewNYC on twitter for this clip! The stream itself is 3 hours of them playing fortnite which I'm downloading right now to clip after I finish the 2 streams from this week.
