💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

I kind of wish Rob really was the naive, totally oblivious guy we thought we was at first but I have to hand it to him, he's an incredible troll.

Shall we start calling him Liquid Jack?

It's a subtle form of mockery mostly done in Wisconsin and Minnesota, especially in smaller towns. It's a lot more low-key than the autistic tard-rage of Florida and the Northeast, or the whiny shaming of the northwest, the or the 'well bless your heart!' passive aggression of the south.

Polite, friendly, but subtly savage shade throwing with a smile. Everyone around the shade-thrower knows they're doing it, if the victim is a local they know the shade thrower is doing it, but since it's done in such a mild way, the victim will be discinclined to make a scene and is more likely to just slink away and seethe somewhere else. Someone like Jack would be too retarded to know he's getting dunked on if he wasn't reading here.

 

[AnOminous]

Kent's a cowboy through and through. Those guys are tough. I'd wager he outlives Jack. Or at least I really hope he does. Cowboy Kent is not only entertaining but he knows his business.

You can also actually learn how to cook from him. This used to be kind of the point of youtube cooking channels.

 

[Chicken Lo Mein]

Nah he pretended he liked NFL to hide the gay and be a real man. Politics gave him an out and he can stop pretending and now he can watch Spongebob and Wonderwoman in peace.

So Jack is basically a manchild consoomer, huh? He always did have that soyboyish charm:

 

[Warm Busch Forty]

Has anyone had the dumb idea of a Tammy and the T-Rex photoshop, yet?
Big T obviously has the namesake and Jack, with his barely functional arms and insatiable desire for meat, is the T-Rex.

 

[captkrisma]

Apparently he has changed the permissions, you should be able to join now.

Nope. Link still says it's only allowing old teams

 

[Sauce Wholesaler]

This'll certainly be an interesting one. Is John going to get boysclubbed in the face?

 

[stets]

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This'll certainly be an interesting one. Is John going to get boysclubbed in the face?

The response, if any, is predictable: "it's all Biden's fault - worst president ever." Never mind that Biden's position is virtually the same as Trump's. Trump just backed down in the end while Biden went through with it. Not that Jack knows any of this.

 

[GSTERLING]

Here's Charles making his baby brother look foolish once again.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Here's Charles making his baby brother look foolish once again.

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To be fair Charles doesn't have to do actually do anything to make Mushbrain look foolish. He does that all by himself.

Charles just sets him up for it.

 

[captkrisma]

which one of you joined his league a few years back? i think it was @Rod Dangerous or @captkrisma ?

friendly reminder that in the last fantasy league he did, jack's co-commissioner would mess with jack's opponents' rosters in order to give him easy wins after his team ended up in dead last. jack is such an incompetent moron that he can't even properly run a fantasy football league

also, i thought jack refused to watch the NFL because it got "too poltiical"?

It was @Rod Dangerous .

One annoying thing about fantasy is there will always be someone who drops after the first three weeks and won't submit anything for trades. Fully dead team

Jack's Co-commissioner would absolutely manipulate dead team rosters in order to pull easy wins for both him and Jack...and yet Jack would still lose.

Jack also made QBs available for flex, meaning that Jack would draft the two best QBs first, then build off that. The problem is that most fantasy nerds know to draft your RBs or WR first, as there are more of them and they post up higher points per game.

EDIT: Looks like Jack is gatekeeping his fantasy league. Lots of teams deleted from same names (Keith's great team, Keith's awesome team, hairlessmole's great team, etc)

 

[Aaway]

i think PCLM needs to infiltrate the league this year

 

[captkrisma]

i think PCLM needs to infiltrate the league this year

Last time Rod did a reveal the last week before Jack locked and kicked his team. Very funny. PCLM would be even better.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Here's Charles making his baby brother look foolish once again.

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Jack is foolish if he thinks the vaccines aren't effective (they are, but they aren't 100%, like any vaccine) and Charles is foolish if he thinks the Republicans care about their base.

 

[Lousy Cleaning Service]

Charles is an insufferable buffoon on a completely different spectrum.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Another day, another KEEEETOOOOOO recipe from the fat man.

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Does that meat look pink to you?

 

[stets]

Should I Series has a livestream going right now. It’s just him playing video games and isn’t worth watching. But he did passively mention that Jack recently copyright struck one of his videos. For never hearing about these channels, Jack somehow manages to copyright strike a lot of them.

edit - for those that don’t know, he did a bunch of cookalongs with old Jack videos. His most well known video is probably when he almost puked from trying Jack Sauce.

 

[Aaway]

Should I Series has a livestream going right now. It’s just him playing video games and isn’t worth watching. But he did passively mention that Jack recently copyright struck one of his videos. For never hearing about these channels, Jack somehow manages to copyright strike a lot of them.

"that's not me......i have someone who does all that" - jack scalfani 2021

i wonder if jack himself copyright strikes these videos or if he's got paul the faggot doing it for him. hey jack, you should quit lying about not watching or knowing about other youtubers. it's not very christian of you

 

[desudesu]

Should I Series has a livestream going right now. It’s just him playing video games and isn’t worth watching. But he did passively mention that Jack recently copyright struck one of his videos. For never hearing about these channels, Jack somehow manages to copyright strike a lot of them.

edit - for those that don’t know, he did a bunch of cookalongs with old Jack videos. His most well known video is probably when he almost puked from trying Jack Sauce.

Which video did the fat man strike? I hope he contested.

 

[stets]

Which video did the fat man strike? I hope he contested.

I just asked him in chat. It was on his second channel lolcowgo. It was something that had to do with Jack’s conspiracy theories about the USPS breaking his sauce package. I never saw it. He didn’t contest it because he felt like it wasn’t transformative enough. He doesn’t seemed concerned or care about it.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Should I Series guy might get another restaurant apparently. Hope so. His cooking videos were comfy.