💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

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This is so good that the sheer savagery of it eluded me for a while. Bravo, sir, bravo!

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Rob is not Pig Cups. to play the long game of Pig Cup’s’ history is a bridge too far. Pig Cups was mentioned by Rob as an easy reference people would recognize, and i applaud him for it.

Exactly it's like mentioning kiwi, as in the fruit. It can be taken to mean the actual fruit or the orchards. Plausible deniability.

This is why he's Liquid Jack.

 

[Aaway]

I wonder what Tammy thinks of the vaccine and mask mandate. I know she generally just reluctantly grumbles 3-word responses to anything Jack says but she never seems to join Jack in his sperging about Covid restrictions. Her only reaction once was to be annoyed at the umpteenth "magic table" joke - but then anyone would be at that point. I do wonder. I like to daydream she secretly got vaccinated. Of course, given that Jr. also sperges out with anti-vax shit, it's more likely that this is a whole family trait.

Maybe she simply has just enough wisdom not to make enemies on the internet and keeps her mouth shut in order to continue riding that wave of looking like a decent person in comparison to Jack.

i'm certain she 100% holds the same political views as jack. given how she's the reason why he got cucked into becoming a "christian," i'd guess she likely influenced his political views as well. we just don't ever hear them because she's not active on social media like he is and doesn't express them on camera

 

[Acceptable]

off topic but I was curious so I spent the last hour going through a ton of his videos and pricing grills. these are not all the grills, but most. most of the prices were pulled from the manufacturers website but not all of them. if it wasn't available on the original website, I would compare prices from other websites and take the lowest number. there are a number of grills in jacks videos that he just never said the name of or even linked. so those are not apart of the list. also, im an idiot. so im sure there's a mistake or two.

Z Grills Blind box - 399.00

Grilla Grills Silverbac - 899.00

Masterbuilt 20077515 - 249.99

Pit Boss Grills 77550 - 865.00

ASMOKE Portable AS300 - 229.00

Camp Chef Woodwind SG 24 - 1000.00

Z GRILLS-7002B -559.00

Akorn Kamado E16620 - 338.00

Blackstone 1666 - 299.00

The Original Orion Cooker - 179.00

Medium Big Green Egg - 899.00

VISION GRILL KAMADO In Red - 699.00

Total: 5,221.99

 

[feral cat #6385]

I think it's about time to let the cat out of the bag:


I'm SteamGlove

that admission goes so well with your pic.

 

[desudesu]

Another day, another KEEEETOOOOOO recipe from the fat man.

 

[stets]

Place your bets, place your bets. How long before he deletes this? He is getting quite the dressing down in the comments for his stupidity which is refreshing.

I actually stepped away from Jack for a while cos I was feeling like a shitty person for making fun of him, but Jesus Christ he makes it so difficult.

Edit: refreshed just as I posted this and it's gone.

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Jack’s vaccine logic is identical to “why wear a seatbelt if I can still die in a car crash” and “why bother skydiving with a parachute when it might not work?” Any time jack talks about vaccines, it’s just a nonstop stream of ignorance, non-sequiturs, and, ironically, autism.

 

[feral cat #6385]

What kind of a world do we live in where Shotgun Red is no longer with us but Jack is?

This fucker better not outlive Cowboy Kent Rollins.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Another day, another KEEEETOOOOOO recipe from the fat man.

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But wait didn't Jack say that making healthy substitutes for fattening food is bad? Why is he doing this? Could it be that he's a hypocrite but surely Jack knows that hypocrisy is not a good thing like the true christian he is.

 

[densedance]

Cheeseburger Cauliflower. What the fuck. I wonder how the taste profile on that one is, especially since Jack is going to cook it down to a mush.

Okay I can visualize it infront of my eyes allready. Shredded packed Cheese - "Frozen Cauliflower" (which in itself is not really bad, but Jack probably never took one apart in his life anyway) - I guess low-fat minced Beef - Bacon, or what are those little bits in there? - Precut Onions & his frozen armada of Garlic.

Okay guys, see you next time.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Cheeseburger Cauliflower. What the fuck. I wonder how the taste profile on that one is, especially since Jack is going to cook it down to a mush.

Okay I can visualize it infront of my eyes allready. Shredded packed Cheese - "Frozen Cauliflower" (which in itself is not really bad, but Jack probably never took one apart in his life anyway) - I guess low-fat minced Beef - Bacon, or what are those little bits in there? - Precut Onions & his frozen armada of Garlic.

Okay guys, see you next time.

It ain’t that hard to figure out, go to Google and type “Cheeseburger Cauliflower” and whatever the first search result is, is the recipe he ripped off.

Wonder if he’ll serve it up with a soup bowl sized portion of thousand island dressing too? Thousand Island MUST be KETOOOOOOOOO.

 

[desudesu]

Whos interested? Lol
I remember his last fantasy football got fucked with lmao

Link: https://football.fantasysports.yaho...7ee09829&ikey=cbd980b2a0a8982e&soc_src=app-sh

 

[Adamska]

Whos interested? Lol
I remember his last fantasy football got fucked with lmao

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Link: https://football.fantasysports.yaho...7ee09829&ikey=cbd980b2a0a8982e&soc_src=app-sh

I bet it has all the cheats Jack used too, like double and triple counting specific players in different roles.

This is him desperately trying not to get owned again; I fully expect he'll ban people who pick the large strapping young men better than he does and outdoes him.

 

[captkrisma]

Whos interested? Lol
I remember his last fantasy football got fucked with lmao

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Link: https://football.fantasysports.yaho...7ee09829&ikey=cbd980b2a0a8982e&soc_src=app-sh

I surprisingly can't join. Yahoo says if the same teams join there won't be enough space. Sucks as I would LOVE to crush Jack in a sport he hates.

 

[Warm Busch Forty]

I surprisingly can't join. Yahoo says if the same teams join there won't be enough space. Sucks as I would LOVE to crush Jack in a sport he hates.

Apparently he has changed the permissions, you should be able to join now.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Apparently he has changed the permissions, you should be able to join now.

Of course, boomer Jack, who runs a tech channel, can’t figure out he needs to increase the number of teams allowed in his league to accommodate new players.

 

[Aaway]

Whos interested? Lol
I remember his last fantasy football got fucked with lmao

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Link: https://football.fantasysports.yaho...7ee09829&ikey=cbd980b2a0a8982e&soc_src=app-sh

which one of you joined his league a few years back? i think it was @Rod Dangerous or @captkrisma ?

friendly reminder that in the last fantasy league he did, jack's co-commissioner would mess with jack's opponents' rosters in order to give him easy wins after his team ended up in dead last. jack is such an incompetent moron that he can't even properly run a fantasy football league

also, i thought jack refused to watch the NFL because it got "too poltiical"?

 

[AnOminous]

Another day, another KEEEETOOOOOO recipe from the fat man.

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Is this a recipe for how you turn food into vomit?

 

[salmonellajack]

which one of you joined his league a few years back? i think it was @Rod Dangerous or @captkrisma ?

friendly reminder that in the last fantasy league he did, jack's co-commissioner would mess with jack's opponents' rosters in order to give him easy wins after his team ended up in dead last. jack is such an incompetent moron that he can't even properly run a fantasy football league

also, i thought jack refused to watch the NFL because it got "too poltiical"?

Nah he pretended he liked NFL to hide the gay and be a real man. Politics gave him an out and he can stop pretending and now he can watch Spongebob and Wonderwoman in peace.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

What kind of a world do we live in where Shotgun Red is no longer with us but Jack is?

This fucker better not outlive Cowboy Kent Rollins.

Kent's a cowboy through and through. Those guys are tough. I'd wager he outlives Jack. Or at least I really hope he does. Cowboy Kent is not only entertaining but he knows his business.

Of course, boomer Jack, who runs a tech channel, can’t figure out he needs to increase the number of teams allowed in his league to accommodate new players.

He's admitted, when he used to allow comments on his channels, that he's not a tech expert but just likes it.

Unsurprising of course considering how he understands tech with all the subtlety of a boomer who's lost part of his brain. So long as it has blinking lights and it's easy to use so he doesn't need to read the instructions he's happy with it.