💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votos: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votos: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votos: 17 1.1%
  • August-September 2024

    Votos: 34 2.1%
  • October-November 2024

    Votos: 37 2.3%
  • December 2024

    Votos: 44 2.8%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votos: 256 16.1%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votos: 261 16.4%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votos: 930 58.5%

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haha, jack put mama bubbles and wim out of a job

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What a piece of shit Jack is to do this to the two mods that actually were loyal. It just goes to show that there is no helping Jack and any idiot that wants to help or be nice to him is gonna get fucked over in Jacks pursuit of stuffing himself with meat and man sausage. Just look at how Jack treated the former owner of Jumbo and Delicious. Jack was happy to get money from him for his own glutton tour, and couldnt be assed to donate when he died.
 
What a piece of shit Jack is to do this to the two mods that actually were loyal. It just goes to show that there is no helping Jack and any idiot that wants to help or be nice to him is gonna get fucked over in Jacks pursuit of stuffing himself with meat and man sausage. Just look at how Jack treated the former owner of Jumbo and Delicious. Jack was happy to get money from him for his own glutton tour, and couldnt be assed to donate when he died.
I went to the GoFundMe just to doublecheck that no member of the Scalfani family donated. Indeed, Jack (or any other Scalfani) did not make a donation. The Scalfani family truly is pure, refined, and unadulterated white trash. I hope the heirs tell Jack to go fuck himself the next time he wants a handout.

There's a bunch of anonymous donations, but of course there's no way a narcissist like Jack would ever do anything nice for anyone anonymously. He wants credit.
 
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This looks horrifying.
 
I've seen people cook like this. It's usually undercook. I can never understand how people do this. the beef is still pink and its covered in grease. this is what a newbie would cook. at least it's not covered in his BBQ sauce.
It's covered in grease, but I think it's just the bacon and beef coated with cheese that is making it look like that. (In the right sided pic)
 
Well, it finally happened. I got to page 568 and I couldn't take it anymore. Didn't need the first-wave 'rona flashbacks, couldn't stand the nonsense Facebook posts that sounded like they came from people I know, and just got numb to the horrific food that brought me here. I thought I was going to read the whole thread from start to finish and be all hip and up-to-date, but I think I overdosed on Wet Meat Jack and flatlined for ninety seconds. It baffles me that that man survived 2020 at all, even ignoring him being top-floor high-risk for 'rona complications.

But hey, I'm kinda up to speed now, and I look forward to whatever karma has in store next for our favorite wendigo.

And I'll take my autism badge in sterling silver, please. Brass discolors my pallid translucent skin.
 
Place your bets, place your bets. How long before he deletes this? He is getting quite the dressing down in the comments for his stupidity which is refreshing.

I actually stepped away from Jack for a while cos I was feeling like a shitty person for making fun of him, but Jesus Christ he makes it so difficult.

Edit: refreshed just as I posted this and it's gone.

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Place your bets, place your bets. How long before he deletes this? He is getting quite the dressing down in the comments for his stupidity which is refreshing.

I actually stepped away from Jack for a while cos I was feeling like a shitty person for making fun of him, but Jesus Christ he makes it so difficult.

Edit: refreshed just as I posted this and it's gone.

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looks like he deleted it already like the pathetic little bitch he is. why does he even bother posting shit like this when he's going to delete it the second someone posts something he disagrees with?
 
What a piece of shit Jack is to do this to the two mods that actually were loyal. It just goes to show that there is no helping Jack and any idiot that wants to help or be nice to him is gonna get fucked over in Jacks pursuit of stuffing himself with meat and man sausage. Just look at how Jack treated the former owner of Jumbo and Delicious. Jack was happy to get money from him for his own glutton tour, and couldnt be assed to donate when he died.

Can anyone explain why Jumbo and Delicious, or anyone else for that matter, would be interested in sponsoring a dead channel which is lucky to get 3k views?

I can only assume the owner of Jumbo and Delicious was one of Jack's bible bashing chums doing him a favour.
 
Place your bets, place your bets. How long before he deletes this? He is getting quite the dressing down in the comments for his stupidity which is refreshing.

I actually stepped away from Jack for a while cos I was feeling like a shitty person for making fun of him, but Jesus Christ he makes it so difficult.

Edit: refreshed just as I posted this and it's gone.

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How can this dumb fuck still not know that getting the vaccine does not stop you from catching covid? It prevents serious illness in the vast majority of cases, you can still catch it though. This is just another example of him desperately trying to justify his decision not to take the vaccine.

The ignorance of this man is astounding given this information is everywhere. Mind you, he seems to be in the huff with the media after Biden won the election so he likely doesn't read or watch any news and gets all his info from like minded loonies like Paul.
 
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Can anyone explain why Jumbo and Delicious, or anyone else for that matter, would be interested in sponsoring a dead channel which is lucky to get 3k views?
Who knows? I think it's just because Jack took advantage of a friendship and used it for his financial benefit. J&D certainly got nothing out of it. No one cares about a strip mall burger place in a Nashville suburb. Maybe if Jack had a Tennessee-centric channel, but he doesn't.

Somehow Jack managed to play rope-a-dope with these people multiple times. He conned them into sponsoring his burger wars shit and then didn't even feature them in an episode. They're to my knowledge the only food service company that uses Jack Sauce in their restaurant. They were courteous multiple times, and Jack couldn't repay the favor of kicking in a token $50 when their family patriarch dies. Jack's a piece of shit.

There's a big element of a con job in all of what Jack does. He tries to be very slick and wheel-and-deal. Most people are smart enough to see through it, especially now that he's become a drooling, stroked-out retard. I guess the immigrant small-business owner didn't notice or ignored that Jack was just a grifter who only cares about himself and not other people.

Look, I'm not an idealist and am a bit of a cynic. I think most relationships unfortunately are transactional to some extent. You're nice to others not out of pure altruism, but because you want something in return at some point. When others do something nice for you, you'll repay it later. Jack doesn't even want a transactional relationship with people. He wants something from you. He will never give you anything in return. All he wants to do is take.
 
My S/O brought this up to me... Did Medium Tam cut her fucking thumb wide open and bleed all over the Keto? I would think it was chocolatey syrup but her other fingers are licked clean..
Is this why Jack did the "Sharp Knife jump-cut" PSA?
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Place your bets, place your bets. How long before he deletes this? He is getting quite the dressing down in the comments for his stupidity which is refreshing.

I actually stepped away from Jack for a while cos I was feeling like a shitty person for making fun of him, but Jesus Christ he makes it so difficult.

Edit: refreshed just as I posted this and it's gone.

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Just when you think he couldn't get any more stupid. All it takes is a quick google search to tell you the vaccine doesn't outright prevent covid it lessens the life threatening symptoms and hopefully prevents covid from killing you.
 
I just noticed something, and if this was already known, disregard…but…

if you’ve been boy’s clubbed, and you go to read the replies from Jack on his newest KETOOOOO video, you are unable to view them. It seems the block may hide his replies.
I was wondering about that. I'm getting the same thing. Looks like my main youtube account has been boys clubbed. I didn't even troll the f#cker with that account. What a thin skinned faggot.

My burners are in the clear tho. Thank you for thanking me for my service Saturday. Semper Fi back at you Meat Marine.
 
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