💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[densedance]

I got banned from Jack's Instagram because I made a comment on one of his posts that included MRE type off Omelettes & I said/asked what type of Youtube-Chef does this shit to himself. Eitherway I see that he's more interractive on his newest video with the audience at the commentary section. More replies from him as far as I notice. Like/Dislike bar is still disabled tho.

 

[EnemyStand]

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I think it means he’s fucked, Jack

Personally I think it represents not blinking. Depending on how big a hack Moffat was being this week, either your friend died of old age after finding out what the 1820s were like or his neck is snapped.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Report for duty
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pdQdrCAhwsM

I love showing these videos to my mom. She is an avid cook and baker and is just horrified by the guy. Then I point out the hand lol.

It's Jack. What do you think?

The dead arm was the best part of the video. Jack is so fucked. Imagine how bad he will be after the next stroke.

FREE PIGGIE YOU FAT FUCK!

Come on, he's just saving it's power. You see the ninja grip he had on that bowl handle? He could barely over power himself.

Well…at least he will meet his hero,Jesus….right before being sent to hell. Lol

Don't you meet St. Peter at the pearly gates?

 

[EnemyStand]

I love showing these videos to my mom. She is an avid cook and baker and is just horrified by the guy. Then I point out the hand lol.

That poor woman. Treat your mother better!

Come on, he's just saving it's power. You see the ninja grip he had on that bowl handle? He could barely over power himself.

It's an action figure kung-fu grip all right. Literally.

Don't you meet St. Peter at the pearly gates?

Jack: No, seriously! I was a good Christian, Pete! Can I call you Pete?
St. Peter: Look at it this way, Jack. You can eat your cooking for all eternity!

 

[feral cat #6385]

I hope jack is reincarnated as Isabella Loretta Janke's pet hamster.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Don't you meet St. Peter at the pearly gates?

Jesus wants to come out real quick and tell him that coke icing looked disgusting

 

[stets]

Rob was “pleasantly surprised” that the sauce wasn’t dogshit.

Here are what I considered to be trolling moments from his video. Did I miss anything? -
- Long, unnecessary time lapse of the drive and mentioning a 35 trip to get the sauce to point out the absurd difficulty of obtaining it.
- Saying that he didn’t film inside because the store was uncomfortable with him filming inside. But still filming inside.
- Saying that he’s cooking chicken to top a salad with. An actual healthy dish and not one of jack’s 4000 calorie “healthy” dishes.
- Using a meat thermometer to ensure the chicken is cooked properly.
- Giving the sauce a review of “really good” and “A+“ with very little elaborating. Both are from a typical CwJ and JotG, respectively.

There are other things that could be trolling, like grilling meat properly, tasting the sauce on it’s own and not just on chicken, appropriate music choices, cooking a reasonable amount of food, and decent editing - but that’s possibly reaching. When you cook and film as bad as Jack, everything in a competent cooking video can come across as satire.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Seeing this guy progressively deteriorate on his channel is like watching bad performance art. How tf do you even “lean keto”? Keto is all or nothing. Adding a bunch of fatty proteins to your diet without cutting out sugars and carbs is just going to raise your cholesterol and stress your liver and kidneys. This guy’s gonna die.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

So glad I caught up on Jack before the next DDos attack. Honestly, ground nuts baked with egg whites and sugar alcohols finished off with keto chocolate would be better than the crap Jack made. Also, why add icing on the bars? That with the jif is just adding to the amount of fat you're adding. The only peanut butter I use is just peanuts and salt, no other ingredients. The extra palm oil in the no sugar jif peanut butter is not needed and is just going to increase the fat content, exactly as scalfani planned.

 

[Aaway]

I got banned from Jack's Instagram because I made a comment on one of his posts that included MRE type off Omelettes & I said/asked what type of Youtube-Chef does this shit to himself. Eitherway I see that he's more interractive on his newest video with the audience at the commentary section. More replies from him as far as I notice. Like/Dislike bar is still disabled tho.

wow you're right

fatty is indeed responding to (his pre-approved) comments. haven't seen him do that in years

 

[Soycast Guy]

how you make food that bad is beyond me, unless you’re a complete fucking retard.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

6. But that's a negatory on this being KEEEETOOO Jack, since even no-sugar added peanut butter has like 7g of the stuff, meaning 3 servings will knock you out of ketosis.

The Lily’s chocolate chips also have 9g carbs per serving.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

My favorite was the Coca Cola cake icing.
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Same lmfao

That shit looks like an alien organism hatched from a meteorite

 

[Pig Cups]

Same lmfao

That shit looks like an alien organism hatched from a meteorite

The Blob remake from the 80s immediately comes to mind.

 

[feral cat #6385]

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Here are what I considered to be trolling moments from his video. Did I miss anything? -
- Long, unnecessary time lapse of the drive and mentioning a 35 trip to get the sauce to point out the absurd difficulty of obtaining it.
- Saying that he didn’t film inside because the store was uncomfortable with him filming inside. But still filming inside.
- Saying that he’s cooking chicken to top a salad with. An actual healthy dish and not one of jack’s 4000 calorie “healthy” dishes.
- Using a meat thermometer to ensure the chicken is cooked properly.
- Giving the sauce a review of “really good” and “A+“ with very little elaborating. Both are from a typical CwJ and JotG, respectively.

There are other things that could be trolling, like grilling meat properly, tasting the sauce on it’s own and not just on chicken, appropriate music choices, cooking a reasonable amount of food, and decent editing - but that’s possibly reaching. When you cook and film as bad as Jack, everything in a competent cooking video can come across as satire.

He said the gentlemen in there was uncomfortable with him filming so he went outside. This implies a level of consideration Jack has never shown. This guy is the anti-Jack. I hope he makes more videos. A lot more videos. This is the best job I've seen of someone subtly shitting on jack.

 

[mucksnake]

I'm not even joking here: reading this thread is making me want to work on my health. Cooking with Jack has fucking scared me straight. After the first day reading this thread, I checked myself to make sure I didn't unconsciously do the horrible tongue-thing. Then I caught myself eating way too fucking fast (my brain seems to be stuck on angry-wolf mode). And, having ranged between chunky and blobby for most of my adult life, I look at Jack and his sad paralytic arm and think "If I don't get my shit together, that's gonna be me in ten or twenty years."

But I'm giving the Kiwis the credit for this, not Jack. If for no other reason than to punish Jack for all those unattributed thumbnails.

 

[Aaway]

how you make food that bad is beyond me, unless you’re a complete fucking retard.

and then you remember he's been doing this for 14 years. the fact that there has been absolutely zero improvement or even signs of progress in almost a decade and a half is truly remarkable

He said the gentlemen in there was uncomfortable with him filming so he went outside. This implies a level of consideration Jack has never shown. This guy is the anti-Jack. I hope he makes more videos. A lot more videos. This is the best job I've seen of someone subtly shitting on jack.

i'd like to think the line about how he was making the clerk uncomfortable by filming was a homage to bestbudz completely breaking jack with his "you're making your viewers uncomfortable" line

edit: rob is a national treasure

 

[feral cat #6385]

I'm not even joking here: reading this thread is making me want to work on my health. Cooking with Jack has fucking scared me straight. After the first day reading this thread, I checked myself to make sure I didn't unconsciously do the horrible tongue-thing. Then I caught myself eating way too fucking fast (my brain seems to be stuck on angry-wolf mode). And, having ranged between chunky and blobby for most of my adult life, I look at Jack and his sad paralytic arm and think "If I don't get my shit together, that's gonna be me in ten or twenty years."

But I'm giving the Kiwis the credit for this, not Jack. If for no other reason than to punish Jack for all those unattributed thumbnails.

In a way Jack brings out the best in all of us by inspiring us to better ourselves. To not end up stroked out retards.

 

[desudesu]

and then you remember he's been doing this for 14 years. the fact that there has been absolutely zero improvement or even signs of progress in almost a decade and a half is truly remarkable

i'd like to think the line about how he was making the clerk uncomfortable by filming was a homage to bestbudz completely breaking jack with his "you're making your viewers uncomfortable" line

edit: rob is a national treasure

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Wow, that kiwi reference. Hi Rob! Glad you’re in the club!

 

[feral cat #6385]

Wow, that kiwi reference. Hi Rob! Glad you’re in the club!

Tis merely circumstantial. Sometimes a Kiwi is just a fruit.