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"Let me get this bowl off my hand, here."
Even for Jack, this phrase is a new low.
💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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"Let me get this bowl off my hand, here."
Even for Jack, this phrase is a new low.
captkrisma
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YOU HAVE A CUTTY BOARD AND YOU STILL CUT THE FOOD ON A PLASTIC PLATE ON THE CUTTY BOARD
I want to punch you in the head, you're so fucking stupid!
I want to punch you in the head, you're so fucking stupid!
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Did anyone else notice that Fatty’s Instagram is now private? Either that or he blocked me.
captkrisma
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It's private.
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Clearly Paul has been randomly blocking IPs with the hopes that you post here when he finally hits yours. He has successfully backtraced you.
Just as Keikaku.
Joycondrift
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It's private for me as well.
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ffs, that chocolate wasn’t melted AT ALL. you need a double boiler on the stove to properly melt chocolate, you cannot microwave it and have the correct consistency for pouring. also, for a recipe like this, you need to let it thaw a bit before cutting into it. it’s supposed to ultimately be soft to cut into. i did Atkins for many years before it was called “keto,” and lots of desserts have similar steps. he’s so GD stupid.
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God’s work…
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Hooray for boredom!
-Jack opens with the hilarious bit about how his viewers are the ones keeping him waiting. Big words from a man who takes three weeks to upload.
-Title card after he explains what the recipe is. Is he done plugging Profile by Sanford? Is little Jacky growing up?
-Almond flour makes the recipe Keto. I already want to get off this ride. Apparently it's super fine, unlike him.
-When talking about his butter melting, he then "hilariously" blames me because his retarded Boomer bits must continue until morale improves. My morale reaches an all time low.
-Anyway, the rest of his ingredients are sugar free versions. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETOOOOOOOOOOO!
-Jack inexplicably films himself going to the counter then fades to him having measured everything out. What great production values. The fade cuts replacing jumps proves Jack reads the thread.
-Jack uses a fork to mix the dries. He places his arm on the handle of the mixing bowl like it's a replacement. Funnier than his jokes by a mile.
-While adding the wet ingredients, Jack burbles that he loves peanut butter while he licks the bowl. I mean, I lick the bowl too but good lord, turn the fucking camera off!
-Thanks to his dead arm, we get to watch Jack loosen his mixture so he can get it into his pan.
-Jack smooshes his dough down. I can see half the pan because he didn't move the mixing bowl out of the way. Production values through the roof!
-Jack leaves the camera running while he puts the chocolate chips and butter in the microwave. Riveting.
-Apparently Jack's arm is strong enough to hold the handles of the bowls he stirs in, but not strong enough to grip it without forcing it to grip with his good hand. Thus proving that God is real, and He's a Kiwi.
-Jack shows us what looks like a pan of shit. The melted chocolate chips probably weren't melted enough.
-2 hours later Jack says he's going to have Tammy cut the bars.
-Jack wanted Tammy to slam the pan on the plate to get the bar out of the pan. Tammy gets the dessert out without breaking the plate like a retard.
-Jack is shocked Tammy can cut a frozen dessert for some reason. He helps his mommy-wife in the kitchen by holding the bar while she does the real work.
-Jack is concerned we're drooling imbeciles like him that doesn't realize frozen things are hard to cut. Classic!
-Jack's reviews: "Sweet, peanut buttery, it's chocolatey, it's really good!" Gee Jack, I couldn't figure that out from the fact the recipe is sugar, peanut butter, and chocolate.
-Jack claims it's 90% accurate to a Reese's Cup. I press X as hard as I can.
-He also claims he'll chop it up into smaller pieces and he'll make it again. I guess no bake peanut butter bars are impossible for anyone to screw up.
-Jack says he loves me. Even after he yelled at me for making him wait. What a gentleman!
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So much of this could of been edited out. How he struggles with his stroke hand and his waddles back and forth could be cut out like he usually does. Also him licking the bowl does not need to be in the final cut either. Its hilarious to us however that Jack thinks this is worthy to upload. Of course he couldnt wait for chocolate to melt so he just dumps the mass into the pan. I thought this was another Jack alone cooking show with all of his struggling but Tammy shows up at the end to cut the still frozen bars (cant wait cause hungry) on a plate...on a cutting board. Was she just watching him struggle or off doing some chores Jack cant be bothered with or is it Jack showing us he can use his stroke arm?
He also mentioned he had an hour left. I wonder why. Could it that they know he fucks up so badly they just planned to go out to eat afterwards? Seeing that they made a dessert it entirely possible.
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I'm surprised this fat motherfucker is still talking his Keto shit. I'm on page 173 ( which is back in 2018 ), and its just Jack saying dumb shit like "I DON'T EAT BREAD! KETO!" while eating breaded foods, and he's still doing it? That's hilarious.
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The bacon up and gourd are still there.
The disgusting pig put the bowl of peanut butter in his mouth. Probably did the same with the butter.
His gimp arm looks particularly dead and withered here.
Tammy is so done with Jack. She did the barest minimum to help the manbaby.
Hard disagree. Jack struggling with his gimp arm and showing what a disgusting pig he is were the highlights of the video. PC&TLM will have a field day.
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everyone knows the best way to grow your internet presence is to block communication that is designed to generate exposure as much as possible.
V4L_Penis
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This nigga has like 20 grills bit can't be arsed to buy a food processor or a mixer? Jack, you don't even have to find some humility and admit you have limited mobility and need help, most non-retards would buy appliances like that if they regularly bake and have the means
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i buy them because lazy, jack has a legit need for them.
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Jack not taking the COVID vaccine is all types of insane. I think it makes sense for all adults to get it, but let's be realistic, the risk mitigation is much less important for a healthy 25-year-old. They could get super unlucky but they'll probably be fine.
Jack is like a public health nightmare compilation of high risk. He's obese, he's older, he's had two strokes, he's living in a place with really low vaccine coverage and he's out of the house in indoor areas a lot. What is he worried about that he wants tested for over a year? He's going to be lucky if he makes it another year to suffer these imagined side effects.
Jack is like a public health nightmare compilation of high risk. He's obese, he's older, he's had two strokes, he's living in a place with really low vaccine coverage and he's out of the house in indoor areas a lot. What is he worried about that he wants tested for over a year? He's going to be lucky if he makes it another year to suffer these imagined side effects.
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I'm methodically reading through this thread when things are slow at the office, but I'm only on page 333. Is Jack still pretending to do keto? Did he start doing it properly? Or is he just making keto recipes?
Go to 2:49 for sad plop.
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I thought he had given up on it because he's been eating so many sandwiches and other carbs recently but I was wrong. It continues.
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It's Jack. What do you think?
The dead arm was the best part of the video. Jack is so fucked. Imagine how bad he will be after the next stroke.
FREE PIGGIE YOU FAT FUCK!
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I thought there was a one in a trillion chance he'd surprised me.
Also, I edited my post because it looked like he was actually using the arm. Then I saw how it looks like he's got almost no movement or grip strength in the fingers.
Learn from my mistakes, everybody: don't comment before the video's finished.