July 31st, 2021 - Post-EPO Motel / Chris-Spotting Thread

[jaffa_calling]

What do you thinks happenning in that interview room right now

CWC is smearing shit all over the walls and crying for his mother (so that he can fuck her one last time).

 

[BeerFart]

What do you thinks happenning in that interview room right now

Doubt he’s being interviewed, they already did the EPO for the rape until they had more evidence, he broke the EPO, now he’s in jail for the EPO.

 

[Interchanger]

Other threads gone, but damn. To be fair I've been waiting for this moment since the incest messages were leaked. Expected he'd have a few days more to stew, possibly hit the streets. But nope already tagged him.

 

[Arocyt]

CWC is smearing shit all over the walls and crying for his mother (so that he can fuck her one last time).

She can sneak him the key out like Frau Farbissina did for Dr Evil.

 

[Quixotic Man]

What do you thinks happenning in that interview room right now

They don't make chairs that lean back enough for this one.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

What do you thinks happenning in that interview room right now

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

It's impressive and depressing at the same time that internet retards can track down Chris Chan and HWNDU flags faster than glow niggers can find Bin Laden.

Glowniggers weren't trying to find Bin Laden.

 

[SlavicMegumin]

Oh, security would’ve been ON him the second he wandered into that pricey outdoor mall. They gotta keep a perfect image over there.

Used to work security there. False. It's gotten worse since the GRTC bus line from Richmond has been extended out to there.

 

[Pyra]

Other threads gone, but damn. To be fair I've been waiting for this moment since the incest messages were leaked. Expected he'd have a few days more to stew, possibly hit the streets. But nope already tagged him.

I'm honestly not surprised. He was too far gone in the public eye. Had too many eyes watching his every move, and then had reddit stalkers and Ralph after him. If anything, I'm shocked he didn't get caught sooner.

 

[Interchanger]

I'm honestly not surprised. He was too far gone in the public eye. Had too many eyes watching his every move, and then had reddit stalkers and Ralph after him. If anything, I'm shocked he didn't get caught sooner.

True enough, police act when there's outrage. This is proberbly the most calls they've ever had in Ruckersville and Richmond about a single perp

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

I was afraid that the redditards were going to fuck up the investigation and make cops ignore the Chris situation, I'm relieved that didn't happen.

 

[Dave Sr.]

Having followed Chris's misadventures since 2010, I'm still reeling from all of this. From start to finish, this has arguably been the most fucked thing I've read about him doing.

 

[Kwopsie Peepsie]

 

[JoyfulDarter]

All you damn dirty trolls think that this is "over" and Chris is going to jail are gonna be in for a rude awakening when the merge finally happens. While you're coping over that I'll just be enjoying my electric-hedgehog powers and banging my superhot gf Bulma. I'm LMAOing at your life!

 

[Iron Hamster]

Not until DSP gets somehow involved in this

You know he's pissed he didn't get any of the 750.

 

[Collections Agent]

Imagine being set for life, literally being paid just to exist, and messing it up this badly

EDIT: Also btw apologies if I'm late here but this shit won't be going to the SCOTUS, at least not cause of gendered language. OPL being 'trans' won't be a valid defense

Title 1. General Provisions

law.lis.virginia.gov

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Ao, what did they arrest him for?

 

[Blanche]

And so it begins.

 

[Daphne-Spergwatch]

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And so it begins.

oh shit here we go, anyone know the actual charges yet?

 

[Donkey Kongus]

oh shit here we go, anyone know the actual charges yet?

Incest.