🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph allegedly killed a dog in 1993 - 🦮🪑

You don't hear about them because they get caught easily and everyone just assumes they're a basic bitch, white trash criminal. You only hear about the serial killers and what-not because they tend to go for prolonged periods fucking shit up before being caught, showing they're intelligent and methodical.
when youre a sociopath you have moments that separate the wheat from the chaff, do you pick apart at a persons sanity over a prolonged period of time in a way they have no recourse and dont even know whos messing with them or do you be a dumbass yell "im a sociopath do i like mentally well and above manlet height, bitch?" ralph probably thought he was dahmer or some master criminal because he didnt get pressed about the death of one pet as an eight year old lmfao.

ralph is a bitchmade wannabe serial killer.
 
Ralph, I'm not sure if you have seen a dachsund but gravity is super effective against them. Seriously, watch one try to go up the stairs. There's no way that motherfucker could jump.
 
I want Chris to send Sonichu to attack Ethan Ralph and Sonichu zap him really hard and it hurt him and he cry.
 
The dog had a leash on, inside, unsupervised long enough to ninja jump over the heaviest kitchen chair known to man? I'm not buying it.
I mean, Ralph could've told it "LIL' NIGGA I'MMA EATCHOO" and it quickly scrambled to hang itself to avoid being eaten alive. It's not outside the realm of possibility so it must be true.
 
I don't blame that poor little soul. I'd rather die than spend an eternity in The Gunt.
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After a little digging I managed to unearth vintage footage from the day in question...
 
Lets all cut the bullshit once and for all. For every single thing that Ralph has done and has been presented with the proof, he has said "that didn't happen". That is his default. To lie. He does not deserve the benefit of the doubt. Ethan Ralph killed that dog.
 
Lets all cut the bullshit once and for all. For every single thing that Ralph has done and has been presented with the proof, he has said "that didn't happen". That is his default. To lie. He does not deserve the benefit of the doubt. Ethan Ralph killed that dog.
His response was also to seethe for over 6 hours on both of his shows. So yeah he's definitely a dog killing puppy baking pedophile
 
Even in the early days of his life he trained in the art of dog murdering knowing that one day he'll have an enemy with a dog avatar and he would be ready. This is all the fault of Joshua Connor Moon notorious pedophile and alleged furry. Ralph went through viscous spetznaz like training to defeat the cyber jihadi known as Null. Save the human race Ethan, my mensch, and show the whole world it was in fact the kiwifarms that murdered the dog. Holler over them all WUAGHWUAGHWUAGHWUAGH
 
On a scale of 1 to 10 of functional normalcy where most people average at 9.5, PPP is a solid 7 and Surfer erratically flits between 4-6 every time he speaks, then jumping to an 8 when he cooks just to collapse back to a 6 once the stove is off.
Only when you understand this can you appreciate the PPP show.

With that in mind, I liked it for the most part. Surfer got a lot better once he stopped trying to defend the idea of kids mocking other kids over their pets' deaths--a notion he was spouting only because he had an insane childhood and, more likely, he figured it to be part of the "bullying is healthy" notion so many alt right types have adopted from the MDE World Peace sketch, despite the asinine idea utterly mangling the point of that sketch. Thankfully the bespectacled giant he calls his friend maintained how cruel it is and that put him on the right track. I also doubt Surfer would have been willing to give the Gunt so much benefit of the doubt early on if not for the Gunt making it a "muh Jew said it" thing.

That said, the real winner MVP tonight was our doggo leader tactfully dropping a tactical nuke onto the Gunt. If only he'd been drunk and/or high we could've gotten him to reveal a lot more than he did, but it was telling enough.
Nerdy and dorky as it might seem, someone killing your dogs and mocking you about it isn't a minor thing you forget. That must've been traumatic, or at the very least deeply painful. They reached out to Null for a reason. Null saw it through to the end.

Absolute madman did it. He avenged the Gunt's first victims.
 
Ralph, I'm not sure if you have seen a dachsund but gravity is super effective against them. Seriously, watch one try to go up the stairs. There's no way that motherfucker could jump.
Look here fuck boy, that long dog not only jumoed up the chair, but used it's opposable thumbs to tie a noose. Then it was just a small jump to hang itself just to frame the good name of retard fucker ralph.
 
I'm no psychologist but I'm pretty sure that fear drove him down this path. As Null pointed out in the OP, the mere mention of a kitchen chair caused a drunken gunt to perfectly recall an incident that happened decades ago. That's what caused him to spin a story about a miniature doxen "accidentally" hanging itself and him "accidentally" killing his dog's puppies by tossing them into an oven. He could've reacted differently, sure, but I don't think it would've looked any less suspicious. Something would've given him away and loaned credibility to his accuser.

There is a very real fear that his skeletons are coming out of his closet. He's been such a piece of shit his entire life that everyone he's ever known is turning against him. All he can do is sit in his crack shack sipping his Maker's Mark wondering who'll stab him in the back next. Who else did he piss off in his childhood? Did his mother confide in one of her friends about something terrible he did? What if there's a crime he's committed that the statute of limitations hasn't expired on? That fear of what'll come next will hang over gunt's head like the Sword of Damocles and I can't say it's happening to someone more deserving.
This does make me do big think if this is only the tip of iceberg in regards to fucked up shit a young Ralph-a-male did….
 
There's literally nothing wrong with daaachshunds. Jokes aside, and I bet he's not gonna read this, but you're a fuckin monster Ralph. Scratch that, monsters are usually bigger than 5 feet tall. You're a damn goblin.
 
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