DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[gaarashatan]

For the very low price of 200 dollars. You can watch me play any game of your choosing!!! And for a "limited" time get the buy one don't get one free deal where you give me another 200 dollars a couple hrs later. GET IN FAST SALES GOING QUICK ACK ACK ACK

 

[Oog]

guys can you fucking slow down it was 8500 a little while ago

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

Phil's CoD streams are unbearable. Lahg lahg lahg lahg lahg. I assume he only plays this because a paypig wants him to.

I’d reckon people would watch this because they enjoy watching a man who should, in theory, be pretty decent at a series he’s played for so long be so awful at it. I do think his CoD streams are popular, albeit not for the right reasons.

 

[Knyttet]

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”I’m not balding! My hairline is maturing!”

 

[Iron Hamster]

If OIC wanted the vest streak, he should've inVESTed in Phil's tip goal.

ba dum tss

Thanks for the segue Nig. Rackets on Wednesday paying homage to the king:

 

[Mr. Brown]

Something I picked up on yesterday was Phil claiming he only had $100.

On twitter when crying out about his payment not coming through Phil said "thankfully I have enough for breakfast..."

Does this retard literally spend $100 on breakfast? I've never in my life spent more than £20 on breakfast, even when in Vegas or somewhere posh in Europe. What on earth is this retard talking about... How is it possible to have $100 and think "well that's only going to stretch to breakfast...".

Fuck me.

 

[gaarashatan]

who knows how much he really makes or spends, we can guessimate using math a little, but all it comes down to is phil makes way too fucking much to cry and beg every fucking day about how hes going to die if people dont tip him right now

 

[Poo Twister]

Something I picked up on yesterday was Phil claiming he only had $100.

On twitter when crying out about his payment not coming through Phil said "thankfully I have enough for breakfast..."

Does this retard literally spend $100 on breakfast? I've never in my life spent more than £20 on breakfast, even when in Vegas or somewhere posh in Europe. What on earth is this retard talking about... How is it possible to have $100 and think "well that's only going to stretch to breakfast...".

Fuck me.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised. Phil will go to the most expensive place and get the priciest thing on the menu just because he thinks it's the best. He's a total consumer that will buy whatever he is told to buy. Bare in mind this is the guy that absolutely had to have a new Xbox to play Gamepass games on despite being able to play them on the Xbox that he owned.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

”I’m not balding! My hairline is maturing!”

Right...

Credits to Snort Burnell for this. Also, Phil said it himself: He's okay with looking silly. So remember that when Phil whines about us.

 

[Rockerverb]

”I’m not balding! My hairline is maturing!”

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

never thought about it like this...interesting idea. It can explain her behavior on stream in some ways, like in general zoning out and not engaging very much. And during halloween 2018 she could have been actually caught off guard by Phil pignosing her about the stream environment (and phil's complete inability to include her in the fun instead of putting her next to him like one of his plushies). However, i would say that when kat would actually talk in those just chatting streams she seemed pretty mentally impaired and not very mature in any topic of conversation. And, it would be pretty hard to not overhear phil's begging in the other room during the day.

I definitely agree that the streams themselves were an extremely negative experience for all involved especially kat, and would probably scare her off from appearing later on.

That halloween stream was where I thought she was reading chat at times because the horse names were really picking up at that time. Though another part thinks she's benzo'd out of he mind. If it wasn't concern on her face it was zoning out or not paying attention. That was the stream Phil told the trolls we scared her away too when he originally said she could only stay for a little bit because she was going to a party. Phail's lies an hypocrisy know no bounds. Edit: spelling

 

[UncleFuckAss]

who knows how much he really makes or spends, we can guessimate using math a little, but all it comes down to is phil makes way too fucking much to cry and beg every fucking day about how hes going to die if people dont tip him right now

I think the most logical assumption is that he never changed from back when he first moved to Washington and was vlogging constantly. I highly suggest watching some of those videos for a look at his spending habits. He goes to stores and just throws money around without even thinking about it. Buying every trinket he sees without a second thought. If he sees ANYTHING advertised on a commercial he ends up having to go and buy it. When he goes out to eat, he doesn't do it like a normal person, he ends up ordering hundreds of dollars worth of food. Several different entrees ,sides, desserts, etc. Even when he gets fast food he'll order 3-4 different things off the menu. He's also been known to eat take out several times a week, if not every single day, so that adds up quickly.

TL;DR; He lives like he's nigger rich.

 

[Pargon]

Bare in mind this is the guy that absolutely had to have a new Xbox to play Gamepass games on despite being able to play them on the Xbox that he owned.

All except Microsoft Flight Simulator, which means he bought asked for a $500 console so he could play one game, if you take him at his word. It also means that he thinks one single game, the latest in a series known for its control complexity compared to other genres and one which he has never once played before to my knowledge, is going to have such an impact on his donating audience that it will pull in at least $501 dollars he wouldn’t be getting otherwise.

He is going to play Microsoft Flight Simulator for no more than six streams. No whale waiting in the wings is going to be able to tip and hold his hand enough to make the game bearable for him. He is banking 100% on the Clown Mode potential for this game. He is imagining pulling “wacky” “jokes” like crashing a 747 into the middle of an ocean and guffawing it up while his stream throws him hundreds of dollars to tell him how hilarious and cool he is.

None of this will happen. People who play MFS are the architects of the gaming world. They appreciate precision and attention to detail and performing complex actions through a series of steps. I don’t particularly understand why one would want to approach a hobby in such a fashion but to each their own. They are not, however, I should note, anything like Phil Burnell.

 

[UaineRunei]

Something I picked up on yesterday was Phil claiming he only had $100.

On twitter when crying out about his payment not coming through Phil said "thankfully I have enough for breakfast..."

Does this retard literally spend $100 on breakfast? I've never in my life spent more than £20 on breakfast, even when in Vegas or somewhere posh in Europe. What on earth is this retard talking about... How is it possible to have $100 and think "well that's only going to stretch to breakfast...".

Fuck me.

No, it's not that simple. He ordered breakfast with his $100 but was A CHEAPER PLACE THAN USUAL.

I fucking kid you not.

( timestamp: 53:08 )

"We ordered from a place that was WAY LESS EXPENSIVE than we normally would" - talking about expending $100 on breakfast.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Damn y’all going crazy in this thread again, I ain’t reading 30 pages. Would be nice if some of y’all would take a hint from Phil’s silent majority of fans

anyway, I’ll just say I think it’s hilarious that Phil was so worried about his YouTube money because that was his one day off to buy groceries and do whatever other shit.

I legit don’t know how a guy who makes his own schedule can cry about wasting a day off but also constantly tell people they aren’t mature and don’t understand shit

like this is just insane to process, take a half day tomorrow, take another day off, stream until the money comes in than go out, or fuck wake up early and go grocery shopping in the morning before you stream the next day you lazy fuck. He could literally do anything, and instead he complains like he has no options.

I know it’s been said a million times, but it really is just pure insanity he’s so obsessed with his schedule, one of the biggest benefits of having a flexible “job” like his is being able to “work” at your convenience, and he squanders that

If he also pulled shit like this at his real jobs, along with being the belligerent asshole, it's no wonder he was canned.

"you guys tell me the goals are too stagnant

X to gout. Though it would prove we are right and people are not throwing money at him because they like his streams.

I present a hilarious moment that occurred just now in the DDM stream:

DSP VEEEEST.mp4

Putting those aunt's genes to good use again.

He is banking 100% on the Clown Mode potential for this game. He is imagining pulling “wacky” “jokes” like crashing a 747 into the middle of an ocean and guffawing it up while his stream throws him hundreds of dollars to tell him how hilarious and cool he is.

None of this will happen.

He is certainly not graystillplays

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Care to elaborate more on this. Did you give her a sugar cube and head pats?

This vest is amazing it makes it look like Phil got a job as a card dealer in some Arizona Truck Stop casino off of the interstate outside some town where he is known as Sway Hand Luke. $25 for this light weight, tight fitting waistcoat. I can't wait to smoke a fat dab and make some Photoshop gold.

$925 bucks spent to "improve" the stream, A toy, a laptop that cost far too much, and now this. I can feel his desperation to hold out until gifted sub show up on YouTube. That $925 seems pretty close to that marathon total.

If he were a dealer at an indian casino his name would be Chief Iwanna Dollah. Also, Deetracktor and I banged out some country singer names for Dave. I'm between Dee's Gohnny Cash or one of mine...Philly May Lyrus. Girth Crooks was a mash up of the two of us that sounds good too. Piss Stains is the alter ego of Crooks

Same reason that cult members will swallow blatant bullshit. If they dispute the narrative of the group they risk being ostracized. I assume that the openest of wallets come from people who can't even find a decent internet group to accept them. They've invested so much time and money that they can't afford to have Phil rip it all away from them. They'd have to start from scratch in some place where you can buy acceptance...... like a gacha mobile game clan.

Yeah is chat seems to be derich's, furries, and sexual deviants of some kind. The unironic fans will find another cow to degrade them if DSP leaves I'm sure.

Some middle manager at Kroger who makes $45k/year makes Khet's and, by proxy, Phil's schedule.

Phil needs his service horse as he cannot communicate effectively with the general public( not the group which are solid) because Dave thinks everyone is a detractor because deep, deep down he knows he's a turd sandwich begging for his livelihood.

So he scammed for an Xbox X, so he could hype up flight simulator... it releases this next Tuesday, but he's not playing it on release he's waiting until Wednesday or Thursday.

Edit: He begged, then rage quit a match, then begged a 2nd time, then rage quit a 2nd time, then begged a 3rd time. Within 10 minutes.

But Dood! That's why he bought the xbox! I didn't catch the nightstream but from what I'm reading aunt flo came to visit Dave. Think he's pissy from all of that not reading KF he first said he wasn't doing until he was?

 

[Jonny Rico]

I honestly wouldn't be surprised. Phil will go to the most expensive place and get the priciest thing on the menu just because he thinks it's the best. He's a total consumer that will buy whatever he is told to buy. Bare in mind this is the guy that absolutely had to have a new Xbox to play Gamepass games on despite being able to play them on the Xbox that he owned.

Phil is THE perfect pleb.

Mindlessly consooms whatever braindead opinions are trending upon Twitter that day and in turn just regurgitates them for his audience.
Between constantly doordashing fast-food, buying consoles and other pricey shit, drinking (at least) 750ml of gin a day, spunking money on whatever other shit that we can't see off camera, he'll never have any significant savings. Probably no private pension to speak of, but even if he had one what would he do with it? He'd likely die an expensive death long before he could ever draw upon it.
His brain and gut has been destroyed from over-consumption of gin and KFC, DSP is a mindless slave to the sugar and McCompanies.

 

[Mature Adult]

No, it's not that simple. He ordered breakfast with his $100 but was A CHEAPER PLACE THAN USUAL.

I fucking kid you not.

( timestamp: 53:08 )
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HNUp7r2J-94:3188
"We ordered from a place that was WAY LESS EXPENSIVE than we normally would" - talking about expending $100 on breakfast.

I'm so confused, he stayed home and ordered delivery instead of going out to save money? How is an upcharge+delivery fee+tip LOWER than the norm of going to a restaurant? Where the fuck does he usually eat breakfast??? breakfast usually isn't an expensive meal, you could feed a large family breakfast with $100. Doesn't matter I guess, his whales are gonna pay anyways.

 

[Lord_Point]

I'm so confused, he stayed home and ordered delivery instead of going out to save money? How is an upcharge+delivery fee+tip LOWER than the norm of going to a restaurant? Where the fuck does he usually eat breakfast??? breakfast usually isn't an expensive meal, you could feed a large family breakfast with $100. Doesn't matter I guess, his whales are gonna pay anyways.

Or just like, skip a meal if your SOOO broke that you cant go shopping and buy breakfast. That way you can get your groceries (that can only be purchased on the days you and your wife are both off for some alien reason) and then treat yourself to an EXTRA McApple pie at dinner after the payment clears.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I'm so confused, he stayed home and ordered delivery instead of going out to save money? How is an upcharge+delivery fee+tip LOWER than the norm of going to a restaurant? Where the fuck does he usually eat breakfast??? breakfast usually isn't an expensive meal, you could feed a large family breakfast with $100. Doesn't matter I guess, his whales are gonna pay anyways.

DSP is not a smart person.