DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[KD6-3.7]

Nothing demonstrates Phil’s complete delusion and his refusal to accept reality than a good ol’ CoD stream… He’s also at his most punchable. It’s kind of fascinating how terrible and unwatchable it is. Just an incessant flow of absurd excuses and lag complaints.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

bruh king vanity is reeeeeeing in chat right now. someone asked if he's on drugs lol.

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[BlackDragoons]

Some middle manager at Kroger who makes $45k/year makes Khet's and, by proxy, Phil's schedule.

Doesn't change the fact that he can take two days off and he would probably be better for it.

But nope, he has some sort of physical need to beg people for money.

 

[Thomas Highway]

As a wage slave I would kill to have the ability to set my own schedule. Phil has total control of his time and the man bitches about it every day

It doesn't matter how much money Phil makes or that he can set his own schedule. His life will remain a crippled, miserable mess.

Chin up bro.

 

[SojiroSakura]

So he scammed for an Xbox X, so he could hype up flight simulator... it releases this next Tuesday, but he's not playing it on release he's waiting until Wednesday or Thursday.

Edit: He begged, then rage quit a match, then begged a 2nd time, then rage quit a 2nd time, then begged a 3rd time. Within 10 minutes.

 

[Planettenon]

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Can't. I was hoping someone else would. He's still reeeeeing but not as much as b4.
Sample -
"Trolls needed a good father figure in their life; life truly sux for those negative sacks of excrement"

 

[OJ Simpson]

"My friend John Rambo"

 

[Kosher Dill]

I really would dislike to elaborate on it, but I’ll do it for the farms. She checked me out at Fred Meyer in the Seattle area a long time ago. Had the most annoying voice and soul-sucking personality. Just as anyone would suspect.

Look, there's only one thing I want to know.
If Kat had an identical twin, and they were both pushing shopping carts down an aisle at Fred Meyer in opposite directions, could they fit past each other or would one of them have to turn around?

 

[Covfefe]

Look, there's only one thing I want to know.
If Kat had an identical twin, and they were both pushing shopping carts down an aisle at Fred Meyer in opposite directions, could they fit past each other or would one of them have to turn around?

> implying she can still fit in the aisle

 

[Kosher Dill]

> implying she can still fit in the aisle

But then she probably wouldn't fit behind the register either.

.... Now I'm imagining C-3PO ringing up your groceries under the watchful eye of Jabba the Kat

 

[Mature Adult]

"you guys tell me the goals are too stagnant and I need to do something different so i got a new vest-well I didn't get a new vest a viewer wanted to donated a vest"

He accidently admitted to buying his donated item AGAIN.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Kat is a literal retard. I’ve met her irl. She is just plain dumb

I really would dislike to elaborate on it, but I’ll do it for the farms. She checked me out at Fred Meyer in the Seattle area a long time ago. Had the most annoying voice and soul-sucking personality. Just as anyone would suspect.

Does she have a dump truck of an ass? Itll be worth sticking some sugar cubes between her cheeks and telling her to fart those bad boys in my mouth if she did.

 

[Hrothgar]

"you guys tell me the goals are too stagnant and I need to do something different so i got a new vest-well I didn't get a new vest a viewer wanted to donated a vest"

He accidently admitted to buying his donated item AGAIN.

Phil, a different vest is not changing the goals you brain damaged cabbage.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

King Vanity is on thin ice "stop asking people to contribute, that's my job"

 

[BlackDragoons]

It doesn't matter how much money Phil makes or that he can set his own schedule. His life will remain a crippled, miserable mess.

Chin up bro.

Well I got two things in life that I'm proud of. I'm not hundreds of thousand of dollars in debt and I dont fuck animals.


Phil somehow did both.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Well I got two things in life that I'm proud of. I'm not hundreds of thousand of dollars in debt and I dont fuck animals.


Phil somehow did both.

He just married one, he didn’t fuck it.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Well I got two things in life that I'm proud of. I'm not hundreds of thousand of dollars in debt and I dont fuck animals.


Phil somehow did both.

Kat ain't that bad looking. You can see way worse at Wal Mart.

 

[Planettenon]

King Vanity is on thin ice "stop asking people to contribute, that's my job"

OIC in chat. He wants to lean in on that ass.

Edit:
OIC says he's staying with a buddy and his wife lol

 

[Piece of Peace]

I present a hilarious moment that occurred just now in the DDM stream:

 

[UaineRunei]

This dude likes to be cucked 24/7. It's unreal.