[10-July-2021] Pay Muh Bills Begathon - Yeah, less than one month after he would never have to talk about money ever again.

What will the goal be?

  • <$1000

    Votos: 9 3.3%
  • $1000-$1999

    Votos: 76 27.5%
  • $2000-$2999

    Votos: 110 39.9%
  • $3000+

    Votos: 81 29.3%

  • Total de votantes
    276
"I'm going to try the CUISINES. And save some of each DISH for my wife. She ordered her own things but I want her to try THESE."

What the actual fuck is her food autism.

He's discussing why he has a gacha addiction to relieve stress.
So Khet ordered her own dish and she's gonna eat whatever DSP doesn't eat? Jesus H Christ, no wonder she's fat as fuck now, she eats like a god damn horse.

So he ordered 2 for himself and allegedly she ordered her own..........on a different phone? Really? Do you see why I keep saying she really isn't there?
Phil said he would maybe think about trying meditation if he ever experienced "extreme stress".
You mean like...being at risk of losing your house to unpaid mortgages? Aren't you supposed to be in a stressful position right now, Phil?
Or that time you (very recently) threw a Twitter tantrum over Tevin talking about the partnership suspension?
Or........say.......a begruptcy.
What the fuck is a 'channel member' is that like the youtube version of subs or is it literally just people willing to follow his dumbfuck streams when it spams their inboxes.
And the lowest tier member price is the same as the twitch sub price so explain why he can't get gifted subs.
 
"Thank you to those who ARE GONNA TIP FOR THE REST OF THIS MARATHON..."

We get it Phil. It's a lock. Ease up on the begging then, sheez. He's legit dipping his toes in guilt tripping the non-whales into whaling. It's not gonna fucking work, my guy.

Struggling to buy Absinthe from the Atomic Wrangler, by the way. He also can't figure out that he could just break into their back rooms and steal a bottle.

Ah, he doesn't want to steal! He's trying to build reputation. So yeah, full on stalling with filler. This stream is crazy bad even for Phil standards.
 
I’m willing to bet good money that in one of the following streams he spends a good portion complaining about the squirty bum fever he gets from this meal to illicit some sympathy tips and/or excuse him from not having to stream one of the many games he’s rostered for himself he so clearly hates. With full detail of how him and kat were up all night in agony and definitely not drinking gin
 
So Phil begathon CHARITY stream is going to be carried by his usual whale(s). How is this any different from a normal stream? Your not likely to fish out any new whales Phil. Just stop it get some help.
 
I never check in on his streams anymore so it's really shocking to me to see how absolutely dead it is, and even more shocking to see how much money he's still raking in despite it being dead.
 
This was post-panda pre-khet right? He looks fucking miserable. More so than usual at least.
if im right this is right in the middle/towards the end of the escort saga so partially correct nvm Kat is indeed there, I'm probably like a year or two off

but yes, he was fucking miserable doing shit like buying plants lol, poor guy got his heart broken
How's the funeral stream so far? Not feeling great today, don't have the stomach to watch it.
boring as fuck, only check in for the DSP Tries It and towards the end to maybe see him beg for money
 
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Did Timbo have to get drunk to sit through this?
Rather inappropriate to say 'he's going to get the goal' when we're only at $220, too. Maybe be more appreciative of the fans, Timbo, since you and the mods aren't the ones getting him there.
Unless you know something you'd like to share with the class.

not enough is said about Timbo. He is a weird guy. Besides the money he has given to Phil he’s given thousands to that Serious Gaming couple.
 
"Thank you to those who ARE GONNA TIP FOR THE REST OF THIS MARATHON..."

We get it Phil. It's a lock. Ease up on the begging then, sheez. He's legit dipping his toes in guilt tripping the non-whales into whaling. It's not gonna fucking work, my guy.

Struggling to buy Absinthe from the Atomic Wrangler, by the way. He also can't figure out that he could just break into their back rooms and steal a bottle.

Ah, he doesn't want to steal! He's trying to build reputation. So yeah, full on stalling with filler. This stream is crazy bad even for Phil standards.
If you voted on the irrelevant poll, you only voted a commitment to throw him money for no reason. He already knew what game he wanted to have on the screen. The caveat was 'and support me'. This is the only time words actually mean things.
His 'if you can', 'not mandatory', and 'if you like the stream' are words that mean nothing.
 
He got raided and is now explaining to everyone why they can't talk, and encouraging them to sub if they like what they see so they can talk tomorrow, after the marathon.
I missed it today, but it's happened before even when they weren't trolls. Whenever DSP got raided by actual streamers on Twitch, he would stop talking and ignore them completely until the audience dropped back to normal.

Any time DSP gets a streamer in his chat, like Wings of Redemption or Vegan Gains recently (what a weird day that was), DSP's response is always to ignore them until they leave, and then berate chat if they try to get his attention (because they mistakenly believe that DSP just hasn't seen the guy as opposed to DSP just ignoring them completely.)



 
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