💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Jared]

For fuck's sake!

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September 1st dammit Dobson if you're going to be this obsessed with a game you're not even going to play just... ugh

 

[Foltest]

September 1st dammit Dobson if you're going to be this obsessed with a game you're not even going to play just... ugh

He only care about it so that he can dream about Quiet fucking him in the ass with a footlong cock.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

He only care about it so that he can dream about Quiet fucking him in the ass with a footlong cock.

If he wants to be predominated by blond hermaphrodites and have a lot of lesbians in action, he should just watch Bible Black.

 

[Cynical]

If he wants to be predominated by blond hermaphrodites and have a lot of lesbians in action, he should just watch Bible Black.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Someone should link him to this. I know it won't do any good, but I like to dream.

 

[MMX]

Someone should link him to this.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BtWrljX9HRA

Sending Dobbie anything is pointless since we know he just blocks it and at worst makes a non specific tweet about mean twolls

 

[Von Clausewitz]

AzP is for "young adults" as said) as the friendly goofy cartoonist when he really he's the opposite.

Please distinguish:
1) Young-adult fiction:
Fiction for ages 12 to 18, or 16 to 25 when it comes to books. // Stories that were made with an younger audience in mind, but still held to the same quality standards as every other good story.

2) Saying "No, no, no! You see my story is meant for young adults!":
I don't need to listen to your criticism, because this book isn't meant for adults, and since you are not part of my intended audience you have no right to complain.

So yes:
"It is YA!" can be used in the same way as "It is a kids movie!". For some strange reason, many people believe that something, which is meant for children or younger adults, doesn't need to be as good as the stuff for adults. In my opinion it should be the other way around, because as adult you are better able to tell what is shit and what ist not...

...I mean, remember the music, you were really into when you were 16 years old.

Yeah, I made the same face when I remembered.

 

[SolidusChris]

^ I was referring to when I think someone tweeted at him that lesbian fanservice was innappropriate for a AzP, thinking it was aimed at children. So he saw it as an insult that his work was for children. It just shows how he thinks his work is better than it is that teenagers would rather read his derivative pirate story than dozens of other much better comics.

 

[Positron]

Lawl you only care because you don't want to fap to someone who was once a man Dobbo.

Counterpoint: Banana Wu.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

^ I was referring to when I think someone tweeted at him that lesbian fanservice was innappropriate for a AzP, thinking it was aimed at children. So he saw it as an insult that his work was for children. It just shows how he thinks his work is better than it is that teenagers would rather read his derivative pirate story than dozens of other much better comics.

Ah, I see. My bad! But I can still see Dobson defending his work as "it is meant for young adults".

Come to think of it:
If I had no soul, "sexy lesbians" would be exactly what I market to horny, 15-year-old boys (an some girls, I guess). And if I have had any creative drive at the age of 15, my 'big story' would probably have included some form of juvenile, hormone-driven wish-fulfillment.

So, transfer that thought over to Dobson, and you have another evidence that he is the worlds oldest, spoiled, 15-year-old teenager...
...who draws cartoons for other 15-year-old teenagers, handles criticism like a spoiled, 15-year-old teenager, awkwardly sucks up to everyone who has a pair of tits like a 15-year-old teenager, has no intro-, retrospection or foresight regarding his own actions - just like a spoiled, 15-year-old teenager.

He also has the brand loyalty of a 15-year-old teenager, he obsesses over every 'cool thing' like a 15-year-old teenager and if he musters some form of excuse, it sounds like the half-assed "There I said it, can I go now?"-excuse a spoiled, 15-year-old teenager would say.

Apparently Dobsons 'development 'as a person, is not only 'arrested', but cuffed to a radiator and left to rot.

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

Ah, I see. My bad! But I can still see Dobson defending his work as "it is meant for young adults".

Come to think of it:
If I had no soul, "sexy lesbians" would be exactly what I market to horny, 15-year-old boys (an some girls, I guess). And if I have had any creative drive at the age of 15, my 'big story' would probably have included some form of juvenile, hormone-driven wish-fulfillment.

So, transfer that thought over to Dobson, and you have another evidence that he is the worlds oldest, spoiled, 15-year-old teenager...
...who draws cartoons for other 15-year-old teenagers, handles criticism like a spoiled, 15-year-old teenager, awkwardly sucks up to everyone who has a pair of tits like a 15-year-old teenager, has no intro-, retrospection or foresight regarding his own actions - just like a spoiled, 15-year-old teenager.

He also has the brand loyalty of a 15-year-old teenager, he obsesses over every 'cool thing' like a 15-year-old teenager and if he musters some form of excuse, it sounds like the half-assed "There I said it, can I go now?"-excuse a spoiled, 15-year-old teenager would say.

Apparently Dobsons 'development 'as a person, is not only 'arrested', but cuffed to a radiator and left to rot.

Fuck 15 year old, the reason behind the break up with his girlfriend clearly puts his mental state at around 5.

 

[MMX]

Fuck 15 year old, the reason behind the break up with his girlfriend clearly puts his mental state at around 5.

Werent they still together for atleast a year after, they worked around his fear of the dark the next year and arrange their holiday celebrations to be pre dusk.

 

[JU 199]

What if Dobson's a vampire?

 

[MMX]

What if Dobson's a vampire?

Does he sparkle ?

other than when sunlight plays upon the dew from the squirt bottle

 

[Positron]

What if Dobson's a vampire?

Then any spray bottle contains holy water.

 

[Twilight Sparkle]

Lol, Anyone else see the post going around tumblr showing "problematic" artists? I remember seeing dobby on it with the word "misogynist"

 

[AnOminous]

So he saw it as an insult that his work was for children.

Isn't this the exact opposite of how he should have viewed it? Hasn't he extolled the merits of media for children?

I forget the exact image but @Gensdupays has it as his avatar.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

^ I was referring to when I think someone tweeted at him that lesbian fanservice was innappropriate for a AzP, thinking it was aimed at children. So he saw it as an insult that his work was for children. It just shows how he thinks his work is better than it is that teenagers would rather read his derivative pirate story than dozens of other much better comics.

Dobson is in that weird place only a couple of failures ever manage to enter: He does not find any fucking place/niche to fit in.
Say about certain bronies whatever you want, at least they know horsefuckers want pastel horse porn so they deliver. Say also about Mark Millar what you want, he delivers his shit and makes money out of it for Marvel/DC/whoever just has him on payroll now. Even the general webcomic artist knows who he is gathering to with his/her story and where things are headed. But Dobson?

Dobson thinks he is going to become famous in the mainstream like Superman with a very generic pirate crew webcomic that has no story and only shitty punchlines that can't even be really connected towards each other. Say about Peanuts and Garfield what you want, at least their creators managed to create enough connection between strips that some people were able to make animated shorts/shows out of them that were succesful in their time.
Dobson is completely out of touch with what people nowadays enjoy to read in a story, period. and frankly, considering that kids shows like MLP are even enjoyed by adults, I think it would not be that difficult to come up with something childish even they can enjoy.
Even if he wants to target at young adults, I think any teenager would look at his artstyle and just say "neh, too childish. I rather read a Spiderman comic".

 

[CatParty]

Say about certain bronies whatever you want,

like MLP are even enjoyed by adults

"certain" you clearly mean all. anyone who watches mlp is terrible

 

[Count groudon]

What if Dobson's a vampire?

He'd probably starve because he's scared of the dark, is terrified of other people, and if he can be seriously traumatized by a water bottle then i dont think he'd be able to take a punch from his terrified teenage lesbian victim.