8/20/2015 - This is the end, cruel world!

[Pizza The Hutt]

Dat armpit hair.

Dat nip slip.

If it weren't for the boob peeking out, I'd assume she was a dude.

Spoiler

It is a dude.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

"mujeres transgeneros"

And the Royal Academy of Spain cried out, as in one voice, and then fell silent.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

This would be relevant if anyone gave an actual shit about his toxic suicide baiting.

 

[Bassomatic]

No matter what you do you are awesome and it's ok.

No wonder Phil likes that.

 

[Hyperion]

It's a really sad life when you only live for pity and ass pats from other lunatics.

 

[*Asterisk*]

You're cutting again, ADF?

Here, I brought you a road map:

Spoiler

 

[Chan the Wizard]

If Phil's cutting himself, I have the perfect tool.

Spoiler

 

[Peace and Harmony]

You're cutting again, ADF?

Here, I brought you a road map:

Spoiler

Friend, I think this is a more informative option for Phil:

Spoiler: ftfy

 

[AnOminous]

Anyone else wanna think of epitaphs for him?

He Never Scored.

 

[Positron]

You're cutting again, ADF?

Here, I brought you a road map:

Spoiler

It's useless to him because he can't cut through his thick layer of blubber.

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

Anyone else wanna think of epitaphs for him?

Ill start

HERE LIES PHIL
A TRANNY TARD
HE DIED ALONE
AND WAS TURNED INTO LARD

He was an hero to none of us.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Anyone else wanna think of epitaphs for him?

John Doe
Male, body unclaimed

 

[tweaker the cat]

Friend, I think this is a more informative option for Phil:

Spoiler: ftfy

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Huh. TIL a pig's snout is called an 'onk'.

 

[Football Meatlong]

"This potato's a bit stale."

 

[DrJonesHat]

I hope his two most recent "rescuers" wise up to him quickly and boot his ass. I know they think they're doing the right thing (and if it were anyone but Phil they would be) but they're just getting taken advantage of.

 

[The Dude]

This would be relevant if anyone gave an actual shit about his toxic suicide baiting.

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"I'm cutting again" says the guy who had, like, four little scrapes on his thigh.

 

[Functional Animal]

Phew, crisis averted. I just hope Pablo isn't implying he's faking suicidal ideations to take advantage of two stupid weirdos?
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Oh yeah here are the two people he's hiding behind.

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Why is she licking one of those pre-made fence posts? Seriously, that's one of those fence posts with the slightly phallic knob on the top. Funny for a lesbian to be doing.

 

[Thetan]

So, here we go again.... Just a little over 24 hours since being 'rescued', Phil is threatening to kill himself again (and 'cuttng'... er.... scratching) himself again.

So where are his rescuers/protectors? Are they just sitting around while he's doing this shit, or have they kicked him out already?

Also, is it just me, or does this look like his ass?

 

[Positron]

Judging from these scratch marks I'm sure he's got scabies.

Le me be me or face the consequences.

Can't wait to see what "consequences" in store for us.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Just end the pain, Phil.