DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Gramh dijo:
I thought DSP didn't like the mainstream journos and their opinions and that he was a true and honest gamer who was going to give us the facts of how to enjoy games?
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DSP isn't a gamer, he just happens to play games for a living. He doesn't even form his own opinions, back in the Youtube days he would act like a contrarian (Biggest example of this was hating Minecraft because it was popular at the time) because that would fit the "King of Hate" persona. Nowadays he just parrots whatever is convenient for him. (i.e: Anytime he starts a sentence with "People are saying...").

The latter gives him the perfect excuse to jump in and out of games whenever he pleases: "Peepul wanted me to play this, so i'm doing everyone a favor here *hint* hint*, give me fucking money already or i'll stop playing" therefore if a game ends up being boring or no one shows up to watch it, it's now the viewers fault for giving their opinions.

The only things DSP seems to like in his life are money and sweaty men playing pretend on a ring.

I honestly think he fucking hates videogames and wouldn't even bother playing them if they didn't pay the bills.
 
Nigel of Ukip dijo:
For people that don't use Twitter, the numbers he is once again crying about mean fuck all. This is an example from my Twitter, I have about 230 followers. That retard has to understand that one person can bump those numbers, as it's not a per person thing. So with the amount of people refreshing his stuff to clown on him it's no wonder the numbers are high.
Fuck me Phil is bloody exceptional. It actually hurts me when I remember that he's 39.

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rated you winner for that S tier post
 
LostMy1stAccount dijo:
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I'm pretty sure you didn't...
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Gezkill dijo:
This is probably the saddest cringiest tweet I've seen so far.
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All I can think about is how much Phil loathes having such an audience. Guys like RobOnWheels there, are not recognized by the pigroach as being kin, even though in a lot of ways, he fits in with them better than he does with most other folks.

I know I call them retards, but I don't owe them anything, Phil does. And I don't care that they don't try to collect, he's still a fucking asshole for looking down his nose at them so much.
TyrasGuard dijo:
The only things DSP seems to like in his life are money and sweaty men playing pretend on a ring.

I honestly think he fucking hates videogames and wouldn't even bother playing them if they didn't pay the bills.
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He doesn't like money. Warren Buffett likes money. Phil likes the stuff you DO with money, else he would be more like Buffett and show his money more respect. Fucker has thrown away way more cash than he has ever made, and he regrets none of it, because he prizes his laziness and ego way more.

Video games are the same, they're a means to an end that he has no appreciation for whatsoever, despite them keeping his fat stupid ass alive for years now. What he loves is wrestling, flexing, dumb movies, being an asshole and getting away with, and stuffing his fat stupid face with shitty food.
 
King of Hateful Slurs dijo:
Furry game getting trashed by mainstream journos so Phil needs his fans to make the stream choices for him
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You know what is funny about that? Phil consistently talk shit about early reviewers saying that they're all "payed shills that can't talk shit about a video game because of the contract they signed".

So, Phil, how is it possible that are bad reviews about this game from early reviewers? And what if those early reviewers are just haters that want to hurt the game release? (not that I believe that)

It's incredible how much shit he says and, conveniently, memory hole it.
 
UaineRunei dijo:
It's incredible how much shit he says and, conveniently, memory hole it.
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It's not just his false reality, either, I've realized. Phil clearly doesn't have a code of ethics he follows, he doesn't believe in rules, at least not any meant to govern HIS behavior. Rules are for making sure nobody slights him, he doesn't recognize them applying to him to prevent him slighting them.

As such, there's nothing in his conscience inhibiting his memory-holing. It's not violating anything, because he simply doesn't hold any convictions to go against. Makes it really easy for him to make it all up as he goes along, and change everything on a whim to suit whatever he needs the narrative to be in order to always be the winner, which is way more important to him than any sense of honor.
King of Hateful Slurs dijo:
He responded to the catfish and mentioned "his forum" I find it really funny that he does all he can to avoid saying the name of said forum nowadays
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That makes no sense. Unless he just doesn't want anyone noticing it's a ghost town, because god knows he's not about to FIX the fact that it's deader than any chance of him resuming Morrowind.
 
"Something changes my mind" Let me guess it starts with M and ends with oney?
 
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SojiroSakura dijo:
Friendly reminder that Phil systematically harassed a random reviewer on twitter years ago because they dared to give Duke Nukem Forever a bad score. Then proceeded to try and play it off as if the reviewer was jealous of phil's "success" when defending himself. Now he's using reviews to try and back out of games that he doesn't want to play, instead of, you know, just not buying them, as a scapegoat. But also we shouldn't believe or pay attention to game journalists because they are shills.
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Phil will never refuse to play a new release, he depends on them too much. When his commentary and personality are as dry as wall paper he needs something different on the screen to gawk at. Even with that in mind he's always repeating the same speeches about muh life and muh food. And the Day 1 views, you know.
This is Phil's method of preemptive damage control in case his viewers don't like the playthrough. It's not MY fault the game isn't fun, I had a bad feeling about it dude!
Alternatively, if he knows a game is popular (or a Nintendo game made for babies/movie game) and his fans think it's boring, well then fuck you! Leave! What do you want him to do? You're just being a nigger negative!
In the end he's always blaming his viewers for a bad playthrough, the flavor of which is different depending on the mainstream opinion of the game.
If there is no prevailing opinion, he'll just look for little nitpicks to cry and rant about, like with Divinity 2 and Returnal (too bad people keep paying you during those games, huh Piggy?)
 
Pretty Boy Extremism dijo:
My 5 year old twitter account that I use for nothing has a grand total of 7 tweets and 0 followers, one tweet I have got 25k impressions because it was a reply to another tweet that has over 200 replies and 6k likes. Just goes to show what a worthless stat impressions are.
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Phil doesn't realize that those metrics are basically for people who do social media for a living, which is interesting because I'm almost certain Twitch has similar metrics which I'm sure he never once glanced at during his entire tenure because all that mattered to him then is all that matters to him now, which is his PayPal balance.
Coke Zero dijo:
People have been speculating that OIC is going to do a massive chargeback for like a year now but the time he had to actually chargeback most of these tips is way over by now. And all the subs he gifted is money he couldn't even get back now either. If he is doing some chargeback gayops he will have still wasted thousands of dollars on phil so its really pointless to even try at this point.

The truth about OIC and these other whales is that they are just extremely lonely people who have latched onto phil to get attention for theirselves, from both Phil's community and also the detractor community.

The best way I can think of to describe it is imagine there's a horrific multi-car accident in the middle of a busy city. There are camera crews filming everything and tons of people gathered around in shock and confusion looking at the scene but can't help theirselves from continuing to watch. Then in comes a random guy who is naked and runs into the middle of the scene and starts jerking off in front of everyone watching the wreckage. In this scenario dsp is the car crash and OIC is the guy who runs into the middle of the scene naked and jerking off. Sure he's embarrassing himself immensely but the spotlight the car crash created gave him a great opportunity to get some eyeballs on himself and get people talking about him and he only cares about the attention he is getting, even if he has to embarrass himself to get it

Basically the whales use this trainwreck disaster of an internet career phil has going to steal occasional attention from his onlookers. I highly doubt any of them honestly find Phil's streams worthy of paying hundreds/thousands of dollars per month to watch.
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If OIC pulls gayops we'll likely never have conclusive proof because the only two people who could provide it are Phil and the man himself and both of them are insane liars. The OIC arc will end like so many other whales': when Phil gets so irrationally annoyed at him that he bans him and OIC joins the cadre of ex-attention whores quietly supporting Phil under sock accounts.
PieceofShet dijo:
DONT LISTEN TO SHILLS!

I LISTENED TO SHILLS AND IM SKIPPING BIOMUTANT HURRDURR!

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Kat, get out of there, that place is toxic!

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He's not wrong, though. Tom Holland is as much Nathan Drake as I am Tom Cruise. Why they didn't just go the obvious route and get Nathan Fillion is beyond me.

 
King of Hateful Slurs dijo:
He responded to the catfish and mentioned "his forum" I find it really funny that he does all he can to avoid saying the name of said forum nowadays
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He’s obsessed with not saying “King of Hate” or “Hate Army” even though the former has been one of his aliases for years and he refers to himself as such in the “I Spawn, I Die” song.
 
TheGoutburglar dijo:
Phil does seem a lot more alone with Khet than he appeared to be with Leanna, which I don't imagine helps matters when it comes to his issues getting over that relationship. These days, the most he can do is just bring Khet up as much as possible, because she won't get involved in his streams (which we know mean a lot more to him than he wants us to believe, thanks to the water incident audio).

I know Phil doesn't give a damn about anyone else, but he does care about the personal benefits of HAVING somebody else, and he does care WHAT those benefits to him are. I wasn't around for Leanna, but I've seen in footage that he was happier having her than he is right now. It's pretty clear to me that he wishes he still had her, in fact I dare say he may be the one who decided that they were living in separate bedrooms because he just doesn't like her enough. Or the benefits of her, that is.

And since I wasn't around, I have to ask: did Phil stay up late tweeting back then? Or did that come about after Khet moved in with him?
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I think the gin tweeting didn't come in seriously until after Leanna left. He definitely doesn't have the same control over Khet as he did with her. This motherfucker had a whole cooking schedule planned out for Leanna; Khet throws a frozen dinner in the oven and calls it a night. He has to hype it up like she's actually doing anything for his ass.

She doesn't even "contribute" to the bills like Leanna. That's her fucking money she works for (granted dude was paying Leanna's cellphone bill after she left, so I doubt she really was in the first place). Regardless, it seems like she put that line in place real quick. He might be able to squeeze whatever he wants out of his paypigs, but he knows damn well he's going to be an incel for the rest of his life if he ever tries to cross that line with her. It's an entirely different level of experience when it comes to bum-ass niggas like Dave.
 
killuminati dijo:
Does he ever stop to think his 20 legit followers might get tired of constantly hearing him cry about his life like a little bitch? Why the fuck would someone want to sit there liking and retweeting some bullshit from a 40 year old man whining about how everyone (other than himself) fucked up his "career" playing video games? If it's not complaining about the bills, or the niggas giving him money (or someone else getting money), it's always some bullshit about how the entire world is plotting against him. What the fuck do you possible have to say that is important Dave? You need some more money? Nigga you always need money. Everyone already knows this.

I think it's about time for Dave to usurp the King of Suffering throne from wardogleader, he's clearly fucking earned the title.
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Not only do those 20 retards not get tired of it, they increasingly give Phil more money. Nothing makes sense in the Autism Vortex.
 
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