DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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I love that Phil bitches about detractors and trolls ruining his life but I cant think of any troll op thats caused Phil harm, besides maybe counting the content strikes from using fan art thumbnails and only then if you're VERY generous about that situation.
Not even the swatting was legit, as, even though it happened, it's clear from the audio then that it was hardly scary. Phil only dressed it up later when he had time to think of a narrative that he could properly exploit. Which makes him quite a piece of shit just by itself.

I've heard him claim that people have tried to shut off his electricity, which obviously I take with a grain of salt since he's Phil. Anything I can think of that happened, it wasn't bad enough to warrant the epic amount of bitching that has come out of his mouth for years now. Not even close. The biggest thorn in his side isn't people fucking with his personal life, it's people disrupting his attempts to be full of shit and get away with it. Even with the bankruptcy, which would normally be crossing a line, he brought that on himself by filing fraudulently.
 
Not even the swatting was legit, as, even though it happened, it's clear from the audio then that it was hardly scary. Phil only dressed it up later when he had time to think of a narrative that he could properly exploit. Which makes him quite a piece of shit just by itself.

I've heard him claim that people have tried to shut off his electricity, which obviously I take with a grain of salt since he's Phil. Anything I can think of that happened, it wasn't bad enough to warrant the epic amount of bitching that has come out of his mouth for years now. Not even close. The biggest thorn in his side isn't people fucking with his personal life, it's people disrupting his attempts to be full of shit and get away with it. Even with the bankruptcy, which would normally be crossing a line, he brought that on himself by filing fraudulently.

Lmfao I forgot about the wellness check.

I do know someone 'hacked' his password once and that's how we found out he had a Brazers account or w/e but that's still harmless.

Someone might have claimed before to have a kill switch for Phil's streams while employed by his ISP but that didn't have any proof.

Its hard to keep it all straight this man has made enemies on the internet since the street fighter forum days.
 
I think that DSP should, while he does a visit to the farms, check out some of the other lolcows with much more intense ween and A-log followers who have actually fucked with their cows in person like maybe Chris-Chan or his buddy Wingz. He tries to act like his trolls have ruined his life, but all of it has just been calling attention to the shit DSP himself has done from the TIHYDP to getting dropped from revenue sources.

Quick Edit: DSP, you should be thankful that your trolls are just moral fags and not sociopaths.
 
They see me tipping'
They trolling'......

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as funny as this is , this man gives £100s to Phil.......
Phil will ignore this tweet because he doesn't want to confront the reality of what kind of people his streams actually attract. Which is especially funny considering he just cried about not getting any interaction on Twitter.
 
You guys, I just don't know what to do... I see Phil tweeting and I want to reply and thank him for the pahsitive and fun chill interactive streams, but I don't want to get dahxxed and my whole life ruined by Phi- uh, I mean Kiwifarms. I want to make a sock account but I want to be sure he knows it's from me. Is this the plight of all true DSP fans?!?!
 
One of my favorite dumb DSP things is that on certain camera-pointing-at-a-screen videos, you can HEAR him rocking left and right in the stereo image. Here's a decent example. At around six minutes, you can practically trace his path as he moves to the left and the right of his camera's microphone.

In the first three minutes of this video, you can follow along with his reflection in the doors in the background. Bonus T-poses too.
 
Furry game getting trashed by mainstream journos so Phil needs his fans to make the stream choices for him
He has been hyping this game up for a week, each time stressing that 'he doesn't know anything about it'. So he brags about not doing any research. He has, in the past, said that you should ignore early game reviews and experience it for yourself (aka, watch his stream).
Now you could say that he wants to approach the game fresh. That's fine, I understand that... but then...

He looks at all the reviews 24 hours before he is supposed to play it and begins to panic, taking them all at face value (something he says people should not do anyway), and runs to his audience to ask what he should do about something he has been hyping to them for a week, probably to shift the blame onto them if anything goes awry. He did exactly the same thing with Returnal.

He does the exact incorrect combination of things in terms of representing his supposed stance on how to approach new releases, finally does research at the worst possible time to start doing that research, and finally tries to open a discussion with his audience in the 11th hour after squawking at them that he knows nothing for the last week, every time they asked. This is some hot business acumen.

Regarding his gin tweets, I also want to consider what we see here in combination with what we are told...
Phil just yesterday reiterated that they have to tire Jasper out so they can lock him in the bedroom with them. But here we see Phil up all night, likely drinking and tweeting, and this is not an uncommon occurrence.
So is Phil sitting in bed next to (a trying to sleep) Kat, playing on his phone? While he is also trying to get Jasper to sleep at the foot of the bed?
Or does he sit downstairs, fucking around on his phone until 4am and then disturbs Kat when he finally brings Jasper to bed? Or does he lock the cat in the room with Kat, and then go back downstairs himself because gin and Jasper are a poor mix?
Or does Kat have a separate room and Jasper gets locked in there and then Phil has the run of the house in the wee hours?

Either way, this gives credibility to the theory of separate sleeping arrangements, because the thing that makes the least sense with what we see of his tweeting habits is the notion that he is in bed with his wife every night, on his phone for hours, or waking up every few hours to tweet into the void.
 
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Gin'd up and jealous Phil still doesn't understand how twitter impressions work.
Does he ever stop to think his 20 legit followers might get tired of constantly hearing him cry about his life like a little bitch? Why the fuck would someone want to sit there liking and retweeting some bullshit from a 40 year old man whining about how everyone (other than himself) fucked up his "career" playing video games? If it's not complaining about the bills, or the niggas giving him money (or someone else getting money), it's always some bullshit about how the entire world is plotting against him. What the fuck do you possible have to say that is important Dave? You need some more money? Nigga you always need money. Everyone already knows this.

I think it's about time for Dave to usurp the King of Suffering throne from wardogleader, he's clearly fucking earned the title.
 
I love how DSP is always on the right side of an argument for the wrong reasons. I'm all about not getting into the hype machine and playing games I might enjoy based on a love of gaming and wanting to experience shit first hand without being told what I will like or won't, but DSP manages to make that stance because he wants people to act like he's a more credible source for what you should be hyped about and how you should play games and now is mask off doing what he has always said he didn't buy into.
 
Well he is also telling that he lost his job in 2010 without warning. Meanwhile there is a video where he says himself "it was a long time coming" Yeah totally suprising when it is a long time coming. I would wager his Twitch partnership was in danger the moment Twitch decided to put more scrutiny on the offsite behaviour of their partners. He probably didn't take this serious or he never paid attention to the change in TOS (more likely I got this small bugget in my YT recommendations https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z25v1qCv7Oc
This is the MOST stupidest thing he ever said! And he said a lot of stupidity in his "career".
 
I think that DSP should, while he does a visit to the farms, check out some of the other lolcows with much more intense ween and A-log followers who have actually fucked with their cows in person like maybe Chris-Chan or his buddy Wingz. He tries to act like his trolls have ruined his life, but all of it has just been calling attention to the shit DSP himself has done from the TIHYDP to getting dropped from revenue sources.

Quick Edit: DSP, you should be thankful that your trolls are just moral fags and not sociopaths.
And that's the problem. He thinks he should be the king of getting trolled.
So how many more days twitch has to publicly apologize?
1.5 - I've been keeping a running tab in my subtitle.
 
Either way, this gives credibility to the theory of separate sleeping arrangements, because the thing that makes the least sense with what we see of his tweeting habits is the notion that he is in bed with his wife every night, on his phone for hours, or waking up every few hours to tweet into the void.
Phil does seem a lot more alone with Khet than he appeared to be with Leanna, which I don't imagine helps matters when it comes to his issues getting over that relationship. These days, the most he can do is just bring Khet up as much as possible, because she won't get involved in his streams (which we know mean a lot more to him than he wants us to believe, thanks to the water incident audio).

I know Phil doesn't give a damn about anyone else, but he does care about the personal benefits of HAVING somebody else, and he does care WHAT those benefits to him are. I wasn't around for Leanna, but I've seen in footage that he was happier having her than he is right now. It's pretty clear to me that he wishes he still had her, in fact I dare say he may be the one who decided that they were living in separate bedrooms because he just doesn't like her enough. Or the benefits of her, that is.

And since I wasn't around, I have to ask: did Phil stay up late tweeting back then? Or did that come about after Khet moved in with him?
 
Friendly reminder that Phil systematically harassed a random reviewer on twitter years ago because they dared to give Duke Nukem Forever a bad score. Then proceeded to try and play it off as if the reviewer was jealous of phil's "success" when defending himself. Now he's using reviews to try and back out of games that he doesn't want to play, instead of, you know, just not buying them, as a scapegoat. But also we shouldn't believe or pay attention to game journalists because they are shills.
 
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