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Pretty Boy Extremism dijo:
A whole lot of his old first-person VLAHGGING videos were like this. The worst offenders are the videos where he's walking waddling a lot, the camera sways back and forth and side to side so much you'd swear he was inside the deck of a 16th century Spanish war galleon caught in a bad storm. He's probably the only man who possibly managed to induce seasickness in his viewers, which is even funnier once you realize that the videos were all taken on land.
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DSP needs to create the illusion of being at sea to land all those fat whales! I'll show myself out...
 
Pretty Boy Extremism dijo:
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Gin'd up and jealous Phil still doesn't understand how twitter impressions work.
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I love how his mind jumps immediately to "I make better content than popular streamers but no one likes me" which is just about as tone-deaf as one can be. Games like Minecraft and Fortnite are popular and therefore get tons of views and more interaction because more people want to see them being played. Regardless of how you feel about the games themselves they allow for a much wider variety of play than, say, a visual novel like Danganronpa, which in turn allows for more exciting sessions and greater streamer-viewer interaction, which drives viewership because watching is more fun. He's also ignoring his absolute shit personality and the fact that one doesn't need to be a tween-chasing muppet to outperform him. He also sucks ass at every game he plays.

For fuck's sake, I don't even like streaming and I know all this. It's not at all hard to work out why people don't like to interact with Phil because it's pretty easy to work out why people, say, don't like to hang around an open sewer.
 
Pretty Boy Extremism dijo:
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Gin'd up and jealous Phil still doesn't understand how twitter impressions work.
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It is amazing how DSP is the eternal victim due to "trolls". While I am sure he tweets out cringe shit like this for more donations I really can't help but think he is actually looking for sympathy on Twitter. At the same time, he has to pump up his pathetic ego with wording like "hundreds if not thousands", "I have over 25k followers after all" and "which reach a large audience" like he is some sort of actual celebrity who is waning into obscurity.

This entire Twitter thread is so authentically DSP where he lives in his own distorted universe of being a sad boy and has absolutely 0 responsibility for his situation yet expects the world around him to feel sorry for him. You could argue DSP entire online persona is about being a troll agitator where he insults, bans, and demeans any who oppose him yet he will constantly highlight troll activity whenever he gets the chance.

Also, it's not like he wants a ton of interactions on Twitter anyway. He spergs out on his cult members who suck him off every day in chat. Why the fuck would he want random people making observations about his "business" that he disagrees with on Twitter? Oh I see, he wants more cult members on Twitter to be like that fat retarded 13-year-old Jeremy something. He wants the ability to make a fart joke (again poop fetish) to get 50 likes and literally the responses to be "haha", "good one phil", "have you considered a career in comedy?" etc.
 
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I thought DSP didn't like the mainstream journos and their opinions and that he was a true and honest gamer who was going to give us the facts of how to enjoy games?
 
King of Hateful Slurs dijo:
Furry game getting trashed by mainstream journos so Phil needs his fans to make the stream choices for him
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I propose a new rejoinder to Phil's whining: "Just play video games". He'll do literally anything apart from it if he can get away with doing so. People should just resort to telling him to shut up and do his job.

Fuck off and dance for us, monkey, that's what you're paid for.
 
MoonRocker dijo:
The PastryCukery falls into the category of what I call “budgeting paypigs.” You just know that this absolute dipshit of a loser sets a portion of his bi-monthly paychecks to tip the pig.

Imagine your budget being categorized as such:
- Rent
- Water/ Electricity
- Internet
- Car payment
- Insurance
- Food
- Entertainment
- Miscellaneous
- DSP

Most of Phil’s paypigs are incredibly lonely and socially inept dudes. Such complete specimens that the one person they decide to financially support is the guy that’s swindling all of them. This entire narrative of “us vs. them” resonates with all the people who feel that they’ve been stigmatized socially and can relate their personal struggles to DSP’s. That’s how pathetic they are.

That’s why it’s so deliciously ironic when Phil grandstands against e-thots because he does the exact same thing but not to teenagers... but to completely mentally broken and pathetic individuals. If you’re a social outcast and feel like you’re a loser, there’s a good chance that you could become a DSP “budgeting paypig.”
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The type of paypigs who do subscribe to this almost certainly fold the "DSP" portion of the budget into the "entertainment" portion instead. It reflects their world view towards those who would trypost about them after they opened the wallets.
Mature Adult dijo:
$1000 in "bills" about to be paid tonight. I imagine Scopely execs watching his streams like sports execs watch drafts. When them big tips come in, I just see them jumping up, high fives all around.
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"Make sure the next sweatymanjpg we dangle in front of him to chase in the morning could marry Hulk's daughter with no problem."
Pretty Boy Extremism dijo:
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Gin'd up and jealous Phil still doesn't understand how twitter impressions work.
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He didn't even try tweeting about smelling Jasper's farts first, yet still wants the pity party to be thrown right now now now, huh?
 
Pretty Boy Extremism dijo:
A whole lot of his old first-person VLAHGGING videos were like this. The worst offenders are the videos where he's walking waddling a lot, the camera sways back and forth and side to side so much you'd swear he was inside the deck of a 16th century Spanish war galleon caught in a bad storm. He's probably the only man who possibly managed to induce seasickness in his viewers, which is even funnier once you realize that the videos were all taken on land.
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I'm telling you, interacting with people in any way is what gets him doing that shit. He can't even TALK to people without rocking, but the second he thinks he's not being seen or heard, he's as still as can be.

That is some serious shit, and I would feel bad for him if he wasn't such an ass.
Pargon dijo:
It's not at all hard to work out why people don't like to interact with Phil because it's pretty easy to work out why people, say, don't like to hang around an open sewer.
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Phil knows this, too, because look at how people alienate him in real life. The only ones who haven't told him to fuck off are Khet and his parents.
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#dspbabes
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This person knows their target. lol
 
I love that Phil bitches about detractors and trolls ruining his life but I cant think of any troll op thats caused Phil harm, besides maybe counting the content strikes from using fan art thumbnails and only then if you're VERY generous about that situation.

Meanwhile we know for a fact his gaggle of mentally ill mods were attempting (unsuccessfully) to run gay ops all the time.

Makes you think if like always Phil doing something means he assumes ALUTTAPEEPEL are also doing it, ie: phil is aware of his mods autistic fuckery so assumes if his mods are retards detractors must be double retards.
 
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