DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Nigel of Ukip]

I used to like Mighty D, however after somewhat getting to know him I can't deal with who he is as a person and cannot stomach his content.

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[Philly May Lyrus]

Not just in business deals, either. He has thrown shade at everybody who has recognized what an asshole he is. Really puts into perspective his turn-around with Tevin, he clearly thought that Tevin had stopped finding him an asshole, and was the only reason Phil was willing to compliment him in any way.

That's the golden rule with DSP: You're not allowed to call him what he is. You must enable his false reality. Or you're getting shit on.

Problem is, he treats people poorly anyway, so there's no fucking incentive at all to hold back on criticizing him. In fact I would say he's worse to those close to him than he is us mentally-ill nudniks. I'm not the one destined to have a shitty honeymoon at Nintendo Land with my man-child husband, after all. Khet is. It's her own fault, but that doesn't mean he's a great person. It just means he's abusive and has the right soulmaid for it.

There is a silver lining, though, and that's that Khet isn't the woman Phil truly wants. Leanna is. And he can't have her again. Ever. One of the few ways he has been punished in a way that actually hurts him.

Like the post. Phil is 40(39) going on 15 lol. I also agree about Leanna...she actually loved him and he screwed up. Now he has a loveless placeholder lol. I feel like Phil should have been born female. He's like the catty middle age co worker that shits on there coworkers when people leave the room. I couldn't put up with his crap.

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Hi British Dr. Phil lol. He(mightyd) sounds like a sad boy.

 

[Forbidden Math]

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Jesus, wounded by a like. Might D might be more fragile than DSP.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

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I can't imagine feeling like a tough guy like D does for laughing at Phil. He even needs his own autistic lawnmower sound greeting when he shows up in DDM chat. The autism vortex tends to eat itself eventually.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Imagine if this board went into another lockdown after a heated discussion about how you shouldn't approve of anime girls just because DSP hates them

Would make more sense than Null's latest hissy fit.

I bet if people actually started arguing with null about accepting anime waifu girls he would demote us back to a single thread in Internet Famous

 

[Image Reactions]

Phil has really missed his calling by not becoming a mega church pastor.

 

[Negative Damage]

Find someone who looks at you the way DSP looks at himself.

Id rather be that Scopely side piece in this analogy.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

I know those at twitch that heard Dave's rants/demands are laughing their asses off. What is the ETA for his ass kissing and partnership reinstatement from twitch? He is so delusional lol.

 

[Fill Bern El]

I know those at twitch that heard Dave's rants/demands are laughing their asses off. What is the ETA for his ass kissing and partnership reinstatement from twitch? He is so delusional lol.

That's assuming they heard him though. I don't think Dave has a large enough following to even hit their radar.

 

[Iron Hamster]

What are the odds of Phail writing his own 'twitch apology'?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Phil has really missed his calling by not becoming a mega church pastor.

It's never too late. That won't come until the redemption arc, after he hits rock-bottom giving handies under a bridge somewhere for a rock.

 

[Poo Twister]

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I used to like Mighty Bitch, but he seems to be under the impression that detracting is "meaningful kahntent" when it's just a bit of fun and games.

Realise your level of unimportance, fucktard.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I really can't recommend this enough. The puppet shit is some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen. Whoever El Crimson King is, there's legit talent there.

The real laugh is in comparing Phil's hairline and beard to the puppet's

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

I used to like Mighty Bitch, but he seems to be under the impression that detracting is "meaningful kahntent" when it's just a bit of fun and games.

Realise your level of unimportance, fucktard.

Once you mess with the twister of poo, no mercy for you - Iron Sheik, probably.

Butt-blasted by a like. Nigel works his magic to reveal how utterly cringe people post-Fuchs really can be.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

but quartering is already a fat quartering

Fat+Fat=Fatter

 

[Alxmir23]

Once you mess with the twister of poo, no mercy for you - Iron Sheik, probably.

Butt-blasted by a like. Nigel works his magic to reveal how utterly cringe people post-Fuchs really can be.

some people take it too seriously. like freaking out when something happens with phil or if he gets lots of money.
no amount of money or events will fix dsp's life. Just take it easy and watch the fire

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

That's assuming they heard him though. I don't think Dave has a large enough following to even hit their radar.

I was thinking some mahds or low management catch wind of his twitter hissy. Twitch's twitter is probably loaded with his rant and/or the leg scratch pic lol. He's small fries but he really burnt that twitch bridge. If youtube doesn't workout I can't think of any equally popular streaming sites lol. I know a few sites but Dave's ego couldn't handle not being on a big boy site. Watch as he goes back to twitch after a youtube issue and mantains he did not speak poorly of twitch lol.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I used to like Mighty Bitch, but he seems to be under the impression that detracting is "meaningful kahntent" when it's just a bit of fun and games.

Realise your level of unimportance, fucktard.

He's a sperg. I generally dislike people that make fun of everyone, yet can't take a joke. There are other things about Mighty D that I dislike or find exceptional. Like claiming he's "retired" from detracting, which is just Phil levels of cringe.
Mighty D's very frail character and insecurity is the main thing that is off putting, however.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

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Jesus Christ. Imagine scouring someone's twitter likes just to slide into their DMs and start talking smack. Mighty D? More like Gelded D.

 

[UaineRunei]

He's a sperg. I generally dislike people that make fun of everyone, yet can't take a joke. There are other things about Mighty D that I dislike or find exceptional. Like claiming he's "retired" from detracting, which is just Phil levels of cringe.
Mighty D's very frail character and insecurity is the main thing that is off putting, however.

Insecure, paranoid, thinks people own him something or his content it's the "best" among others... What's next, asking for tips?