DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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you just change your obs settings one time and you're ready to go, what's the problem dave?

 

[bajagoogoo]

There is an aspect called time in this. If something happened to me years ago. I am willing to forget that. Not because it's something I am happy with today. But it's ancient history. I had good reason being mad with phil, and also with this subforum at some point in time. Belive it or not it was actually an intense time. And quite funny at times. But the time energy and money spent on it was just ridiculous. That or anything similar will never happen again.

You were giving Phil money before he had to file for bankruptcy. Give us a ballpark figure on the amount you gave to a man half a million in debt. How much did you piss away to enable his financial irresponsibility.

If you think this is some return to my old ways as a DSP advocate you are fucking insane. That was absolutely stupid. I am just more neutral to the whole matter now.

How many times did Phil emasculate you before you found your neutrality? Half a dozen?

I am not trying to be hostile towards anyone here. I mostly agree with what is being said about phil. I think he can be greedy, have a bad attitude, and be very unapologetic, selfish, and confrontational.

You "think" Phil can be those things? Babbling about nor gate but you've decided to go with intellectually lazy when it comes to describing Phil's traits despite ample evidence to prove it as fact.

Fuck yourself with that lazy shit.

But that is also the source of entertainment with phil. And I also se an ounce of humanity in him.

You find greed and selfishness to be entertaining qualities? Thank you for the confirmation.

I simply hate cookie cutter streamers with a fake positive attitude.

that are just like phil inside and not honest about it.

Fuck off. Phil is a coward who hides behind bravado and has never been honest about it.

Creating a positive is not the same as cowardly bravado you dense fuck.

I wish there where more, DSP, WIngs, and LTG, Ralphs and other various streamers like them. They are much more interesting then whatever the opposite of that might be.

Because you get off on drama and humiliation. Hence your need to support them.

You obviously hate me for that, but I don't hate you. I find insults and negative ratings kind of charming to be honest with you.

Hate is a powerful emotion you neither invoke nor deserve.

You're a pitiful excuse of a man. It's all you've ever been.

 

[actually]

And if you haven't watched the el crimson king puppet shit, I suggest you do lmao even though it's quite old.

I really can't recommend this enough. The puppet shit is some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen. Whoever El Crimson King is, there's legit talent there.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Here is the raw data from last night stream.
The automation script is almost done.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

I used to like Mighty D, however after somewhat getting to know him I can't deal with who he is as a person and cannot stomach his content.
If you just want Phil's stream with no added sound effects and don't want to give Phil a view, you can find such a stream here.
Since you know about David Davidson, LSB and Tevin you can look up other YouTubers like Agent Proper, An1337 and Ludwig World Order who just recently started streaming.
If you want quick updates on Twitter, you can go to Josh Poem, No Context DSP Chat, MrStuff and many others you can find from there. They all do their own thing, and they do it really well so there is no need to ever watch Phil's content raw.

Thanks for the suggestions. He's really annoying and delusional...I'm in and out of re-streams quick and always find myself here instead lol. I do like your work with the wwe gatcha player reveals. Not super hot on doxxes but always curious who throws money at a game with no prize or end lol. Downfromtherafters probably could screw a real male wrestler with the mid 5 figures or more he's wasted as many stated. I started on Tevin streams while watching short detractor videos. I watch @LyteSydeByll a bit and still laugh at when he showed the pregnant japanimation nude lady...must've been scratching his leg before starting the stream lol. Even he has a good sense of humor about stream fails. I agree with everyone about james the lesser being a sperg. Tevin has so much knowledge its crazy and know it bothers Dave...I don't like sitting through superchats because they are so numerous and many have little to do with the stream subject but understand he needs to read them. If you haven't, check out Davids Hateful Slur video....its a new favorite. Remember not to get angry at Dave or his Cult. The pig is in the slaughter house on hooks and a retarded worker didn't cut him right so its a super slow bleed...you already know. Keep up the good work and refreign from grinding your soft brown teeth! Thanks

I really can't recommend this enough. The puppet shit is some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen. Whoever El Crimson King is, there's legit talent there.

Saw it, loved it, saw it again, This and an older SF4 clip where he is being mocked by a guy playing E. Honda is wonderful. This dude uses all of Dave's go to's and this was back in the CT Khando days. Phil really has used the same excuses for his 12 year beggacy lol.

 

[Satoi]

I’m not into anime waifus either, but knowing how much it pisses Dave off, I can give it a pass.

Imagine if this board went into another lockdown after a heated discussion about how you shouldn't approve of anime girls just because DSP hates them

 

[fuckshitsnake]

As someone who previously wasted time trying to talk to BSV, I can confidently say/warn there's really no point or value in trying to get through to him. It'll only result in a bunch of illogical, circular talk. He's not part of the inner gout circle anymore, so he has no new insight to add onto Phil, and we don't have any recent suspected sock accounts of Bryan Dunn to try and fish out by invoking his name. All any further communication with him does is inflate an already bloated thread.

Anybody in this thread replying to BSV may as well just make an account on Phil's tumbleweed forums and go try talking to KG too. You're going to get the same kind of experience. Anybody retarded enough to be a pigroach minion never "wises up", they get bored and go be a retarded faggot somewhere else, though it seems like there's a very high chance that they crawl back to pigroach eventually anyway. The power of the autism vortex never allows escape for these special (and you all surely know what I mean by special ) individuals.

KG and BSV will die with Phil's dick in their mouths. That will never change. Let them spend the rest of their days shouting into the void with zero reply, that's what they deserve.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

They are not very closeted. I can tell you that much. Most people don't care about phil, not in the slightest. 10 out of 10 people asked randomly about DSP would say. I have never heard of the guy. I can say that with 100% certainty. If you spend several hours every day talking about phil in any capacity that is not considered close to Normal. It's as niche as it can get. I openly admit grandstanding for phil is really dumb. The problem is that for most people I think the opposite also is true. You can't say that is fine because phil Is X, Y, and Z It still have phil in the equation.

It's the having strong feelings part that is ridiculous. It have to be a bit embarrassing and I get that. But there is really not any good argument against what I am saying. Phil isn't any menace to society, so this public service announcement bullshit that some people use is complete bullshit.

Fuck, your faggotry caused me to make an account after almost a year of lurking here, congrats.

Having strong feelings about random people is totally normal. People love to buy gossip-rags and bitch about people, it's human nature to be fascinated by public train-wrecks. Why do you think mainstream media is dominated by celebrities and their mundane private lives? Lolcows like Phil are just the autistic version of the Kardashians, or whatever bullshit celebrities people fawn over these days. However, it's definitely not normal to crawl back to your pig daddy again with fistfuls of shekels.

 

[Negative Damage]

I guess that was why he eventually stopped doing it (well mostly because he couldn't milk that for money in return, unlike his vests that people eventually pointed out to him).

The real cringe was him trying to meme some stupid beer stein shortly after dropping the bottle crunch.

I also remember some whining about filtered water giving him heartburn.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Big ups to all the real Derichs in chat flooding out the Canadian Chink Coomer who eats crayons and chugs glue daily. Also BSV, I've always called you a faggot and you keep proving me right so thanks for that. You thought giving pigroach $63 or whatever for the vest streak was "cute." You think Phil has any redeeming qualities as a person when he doesn't, and you continue to donate despite Phil throwing you personally under the bus years ago. You're property of Phil, not just his fan.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Imagine if this board went into another lockdown after a heated discussion about how you shouldn't approve of anime girls just because DSP hates them

Would make more sense than Null's latest hissy fit.

The real cringe was him trying to meme some stupid beer stein shortly after dropping the bottle crunch.

I also remember some whining about filtered water giving him heartburn.

If Phil really thinks that fucking WATER, not his shit diet, can in any way cause heartburn, then maybe he really does attribute his lack of back problems to that wonderful Seattle air.

Big ups to all the real Derichs in chat flooding out the Canadian Chink Coomer who eats crayons and chugs glue daily.

I would have a lot less concern over Phil's preferential treatment if that was the only questionable thing Derich did.

 

[breezy style]

Dick stroking Phil vlogs seems to have made a comeback. His vids are pure comedy and perfectly highlight the walking contradiction that is DSP. And if you haven't watched the el crimson king puppet shit, I suggest you do lmao even though it's quite old.

Ah, the El Crimsonking vids are pure genius. I've been trying to get MoistCritikal to watch em on one of his YouTube watching twitch streams.... but he has like 15k viewers usually, so usually it's just old Chris Hansen TCAP vids & shit.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

LMFAO ok I will take that in to consideration.


There is an aspect called time in this. If something happened to me years ago. I am willing to forget that. Not because it's something I am happy with today. But it's ancient history. I had good reason being mad with phil, and also with this subforum at some point in time. Belive it or not it was actually an intense time. And quite funny at times. But the time energy and money spent on it was just ridiculous. That or anything similar will never happen again.

If you think this is some return to my old ways as a DSP advocate you are fucking insane. That was absolutely stupid. I am just more neutral to the whole matter now. Which mean I also view this witch hunt thing some people have going on kind of ridiculous. Being away from the bubbling cauldron for an extended period of time you realize that this isn't a zero sum game, but a carnival game that has one set of expected outcomes no matter how you play it. It's like a nor gate. Both inputs have to be a negative to achieve a positive result. Any other configuration will give you a negative output. The only thing that works is negative logic. If I would ask the question why you are on a forum discussing phil it would be "it's because he is shit, I don't like him" You're in a community centered towards a streamer and It's all negative and no one should support him. But it's still a fairly positive thing in and of it self.

I am not trying to be hostile towards anyone here. I mostly agree with what is being said about phil. I think he can be greedy, have a bad attitude, and be very unapologetic, selfish, and confrontational. But that is also the source of entertainment with phil. And I also se an ounce of humanity in him. I simply hate cookie cutter streamers with a fake positive attitude, that are just like phil inside and not honest about it. I wish there where more, DSP, WIngs, and LTG, Ralphs and other various streamers like them. They are much more interesting then whatever the opposite of that might be. You obviously hate me for that, but I don't hate you. I find insults and negative ratings kind of charming to be honest with you.

nigger, do you really expect people to read all this shit? i didn't read a single word, just rated you dumb

 

[DiabeticSP]

I don't see how anybody can see these rants and go "twitch was wrong to terminate their contract with Phil".

Funny as fuck watching him burn bridges EVERY time he makes a business deal.

 

[Nunzio]

Massive Shoutout to the extremely beautiful and gorgeous Ryder Rey and Brandi Love and the extremely awesome Bobby Beefcakes in their incredible @TeamSkeet scene

dont forget to stock up on derich accounts for the next battle

 

[FamicomGorby]

He also plans on having a "members only" chat which, effectively, excludes Derich from participating.

Jeezus, Dave really is following the cult playbook. Though normally sequestering your most loyal flock away from the outside world is usually an endgame strategy for cult leaders. Gotta amass a bigass following beforehand cause it's hard to get more followers after that. Instead Dave is gonna make his digital Jonestown with a handful of whales and then probably proceed to let the normal chat wither on the vine.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I don't see how anybody can see these rants and go "twitch was wrong to terminate their contract with Phil".

Funny as fuck watching him burn bridges EVERY time he makes a business deal.

Not just in business deals, either. He has thrown shade at everybody who has recognized what an asshole he is. Really puts into perspective his turn-around with Tevin, he clearly thought that Tevin had stopped finding him an asshole, and was the only reason Phil was willing to compliment him in any way.

That's the golden rule with DSP: You're not allowed to call him what he is. You must enable his false reality. Or you're getting shit on.

Problem is, he treats people poorly anyway, so there's no fucking incentive at all to hold back on criticizing him. In fact I would say he's worse to those close to him than he is us mentally-ill nudniks. I'm not the one destined to have a shitty honeymoon at Nintendo Land with my man-child husband, after all. Khet is. It's her own fault, but that doesn't mean he's a great person. It just means he's abusive and has the right soulmaid for it.

There is a silver lining, though, and that's that Khet isn't the woman Phil truly wants. Leanna is. And he can't have her again. Ever. One of the few ways he has been punished in a way that actually hurts him.

 

[Very Honest Content]

If anyone just can't resist responding to the current or any future paypigs who wander into this subforum, remember it's always better to not feed them the attention they so desperately still crave from anywhere they can garner it, but if you must respond, just ask them why they don't play WWE Champions themselves instead of paying for DSP to lie about not playing it instead on their money's behalf and then move on, unless you enjoy head butting an autistic brick wall I guess?

it’s me tevin! it was me all along, tevin! you all bought it! ack ack ack

Is there another game that could potentially be improved more than this one by having Phil's "commentary abilities" applied to it? If there is, I certainly can't think of it for now.

What the fuck is Phil’s obsession with “striking back“ at people who have slighted him? Is this more Internet Tough Guy talk from someone who needs a spanking, or is Phil that fucking petty that he needs to do a tit-for-tat in the most immature way possible?

Pretty Boy Extremeism answered this very well but it was in the form of generally, let me try to specifically address it to DSP for you: He's a narc. If anything injures his narc self-perception (a perception that he never does anything wrong because again, narc, remember) he makes it a personal thing to cover his injury with a public display of dominance, this, in my theory of Phil, stems from his northeast upbringing where the closer to New York city you grow up as a kid, the more mafioso style of world view you retain when dealing with others as a learned behavioral adaptation. So combine all that with actual powerlessness to do anything substantial to any detractor who injures his narc self-perceptions and you get the limp flailing of his wounded ego continuously on display as the slings and arrows pile up on his public facing persona.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Not just in business deals, either. He has thrown shade at everybody who has recognized what an asshole he is. Really puts into perspective his turn-around with Tevin, he clearly thought that Tevin had stopped finding him an asshole, and was the only reason Phil was willing to compliment him in any way.

That's the golden rule with DSP: You're not allowed to call him what he is. You must enable his false reality. Or you're getting shit on.

Problem is, he treats people poorly anyway, so there's no fucking incentive at all to hold back on criticizing him. In fact I would say he's worse to those close to him than he is us mentally-ill nudniks. I'm not the one destined to have a shitty honeymoon at Nintendo Land with my man-child husband, after all. Khet is. It's her own fault, but that doesn't mean he's a great person. It just means he's abusive and has the right soulmaid for it.

There is a silver lining, though, and that's that Khet isn't the woman Phil truly wants. Leanna is. And he can't have her again. Ever. One of the few ways he has been punished in a way that actually hurts him.

This is a great post but one small thing I disagree with: DSP didn't care about Leanna. She, just like Khet, was more of a flex than anything, a sign that, yes, DSP is not only a mature adult but he's also straight which in his mind has a lot of value. Wouldn't want to be called a fag! That's why he let her go so easy the second she realized who he was. It wasn't about her, it was about him. The only person DSP loves is DSP, and boy is there a LOT of love there.

Find someone who looks at you the way DSP looks at himself.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

"Now i have two Derichs fighting in the chat"

Not a childrens entertainer

"No - I'm Spasticus!"

Derich-posting is now a thing?
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