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Phil and his disdain for CRPGs is fucking funny.

Made even more funny because he blames the game and the developers and not himself for his own mistakes.

Please never change Phil. Your ignorance is unbelievable.
A lot of the best CRPGs have shit gameplay due to them recreating their tabletop counterparts until you become massivly op for getting and knowing how to build the right character build. The ones with good or great gameplay lessend the rpg mechanics for the sake of balance and its a balacing act that no one has yet mastered.
 
The whales are already struggling with the burden and are giving smaller tips to the master, this coming week is going to break them if they have to cover another week and then load Phil up with thousands of dollars in a single day. Are we getting a poll for the begathon goal?

You can keep whipping the slaves Phil but they can only strip mine so fast.
 
I honestly laughed out loud at this at 3am in the morning. Hope I didn't wake the neighbors.
 

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I want to point out again how creatively bankrupt DSP is that the only thing he can think to do is a fucking marathon stream. After ten years his entire repertoire of imaginative entertainment is the normal-ass streams, eating food on stream, talking out of his ass on stream, or a begathon that is usually about as long as an actual work day.
Phil isn't resistant to change or innovation, he actively resents both of those and will refuse to do either because he thinks what he is already doing is worth $120k a year.

His chat has told him the vest thing is tired, he refuses to put on a hat for $300 or eat a hardboiled egg for $22 each.

All Phil has to do is have some kind of incentive that would inconvenience him and the money would pour in but he's far too proud for that
 
I want to point out again how creatively bankrupt DSP is that the only thing he can think to do is a fucking marathon stream. After ten years his entire repertoire of imaginative entertainment is the normal-ass streams, eating food on stream, talking out of his ass on stream, or a begathon that is usually about as long as an actual work day.
His marathon streams end up equalling a normal game session for other streams

Phil’s ability to slowly play games less and less each day might have been his best grift. It was just some quick begging, it was a long time of him slowly wasting his fans time more and more each day
 
A lot of the best CRPGs have shit gameplay due to them recreating their tabletop counterparts until you become massivly op for getting and knowing how to build the right character build. The ones with good or great gameplay lessend the rpg mechanics for the sake of balance and its a balacing act that no one has yet mastered.
Making a CRPG 'balanced' is a fool's errand, being able to make borderline broken builds and house-ruling against them is far better than everything being the same for the sake of balance.

In regards to Dave, has he even beaten a single crpg start to finish?
 
Making a CRPG 'balanced' is a fool's errand, being able to make borderline broken builds and house-ruling against them is far better than everything being the same for the sake of balance.

In regards to Dave, has he even beaten a single crpg start to finish?
You mean Phil? The best CRPGs are unbalenced that is universally aggred upon even fucking Skyrim is unbalanced when you micro manage your weapon and mage dual build and the shout system. Yes he has beaten CRPGs despite sucking at them the fallout franchise don't know if he played the earlier ones which were more hard core but he has played New Vegas, 3, and 4, not forgetting Skyrim and Oblivion to be more accurate. Dude has been playing every popular game since he started Youtube. My favorate moment is when he said the Yakuza series and Minecraft was obscure in 2015. No Phil Yakuza wasn't obscure every hardcore gamer knew about it and how bad the western ports were compared to the original Japanese. Until Yakuza 5 took its time translating it to be on par with the original and then they remastered or remade the whole franchise after the successful Yakuza 0. Minecraft was at its peak popularity before 2015 everyone knows about Minecraft.
 
Yes he has beaten CRPGs despite sucking at them the fallout franchise don't know if he played the earlier ones which were more hard core but he has played New Vegas, 3, and 4, not forgetting Skyrim and Oblivion to be more accurate.
CRPG typically describes isometric, party-based, text-heavy games. Baldur's Gate, Planescape: Torment, Wasteland, and maybe early Fallouts though it feels iffy to me. Modern games would include Divinity and Pillars of Eternity. DSP has probably never played one in his life.
 
CRPG typically describes isometric, party-based, text-heavy games. Baldur's Gate, Planescape: Torment, Wasteland, and maybe early Fallouts though it feels iffy to me. Modern games would include Divinity and Pillars of Eternity.
Whops mixed it up with rpgs fucking gay since its the same fucking thing as JRPGs are to western RPGs and he has played Divinty Original Sin and pillars of eternaty not to completion because this is the same guy who strugled to play Dark Souls a game where any hardcore Gamer would easily beat as soon as you learn how to properly play the game as intended by the devs.
 
CRPG typically describes isometric, party-based, text-heavy games. Baldur's Gate, Planescape: Torment, Wasteland, and maybe early Fallouts though it feels iffy to me. Modern games would include Divinity and Pillars of Eternity. DSP has probably never played one in his life.
He even ragequit DOS2 didn't he? I can't imagine him getting through Baldur's Gate or god forbid - Pathfinder, on anything but the easiest mode.
 
You mean Phil? The best CRPGs are unbalenced that is universally aggred upon even fucking Skyrim is unbalanced when you micro manage your weapon and mage dual build and the shout system. Yes he has beaten CRPGs despite sucking at them the fallout franchise don't know if he played the earlier ones which were more hard core but he has played New Vegas, 3, and 4, not forgetting Skyrim and Oblivion to be more accurate. Dude has been playing every popular game since he started Youtube. My favorate moment is when he said the Yakuza series and Minecraft was obscure in 2015. No Phil Yakuza wasn't obscure every hardcore gamer knew about it and how bad the western ports were compared to the original Japanese. Until Yakuza 5 took its time translating it to be on par with the original and then they remastered or remade the whole franchise after the successful Yakuza 0. Minecraft was at its peak popularity before 2015 everyone knows about Minecraft.
He never actually completed Oblivion or Morrowind though.
 
He’s still playing it, 2 hours each week, explicitly guided by chat on where to go at all times. It’s what the fans wanted!
Let's be honest here.
With all the stalling, begging and tips shenanigans, the total play time is closer to 60 minutes than 120.
Nevermind the fact that he takes minutes every turn for the most mundane combat encounters.

At this pace, he won't beat the game in 2021.
 
Kat's a lucky, lucky woman. AUGH YEAH

His story is that he's embarrassing. He's probably some guy who wanted to insult DSP but got attention for the first time in his life by the rest of the chat that's made up of "detractors" and have no other community to get human contact so he's ended up staying and helping DSP. No idea if he's actually subbed or tipped (though I remember him having shiny badges back during the DSP Twitch Partner Saga), but he's made stuff for DSP, including a few emotes I believe?
He was definitely a long-time subber. It seems that as soon as his chat regulars stopped getting their sub perks, they no longer had a reason to act like fans. Now that the perks have gone and these "fans" realise that soon they will get the emotes for free, and be able to just make a new account to avoid chat exiles, surely they must just be thinking "Fuck it" and show their true colours.

I think the only reason they don't get leaned on is because Phil is still hoping that they'll translate the pahsitivity over from subs to tips/pledges. But give it some time, and he will start to remove the ex-subs that he no longer has a use for.

That doesn't even make sense. If the goal on friday is 3000 $ and the viewer tips whittle it down by 400$ a day until then. The money is coming from the same 10 or so people. What's the difference between throwing money at him now or in 5-6 days? Sounds like a bullshit way of saying "Give money now"
It's the same logic that Phil applies when he makes double the goal in the morning, and then cries when he makes half the goal in the evening.

Are we getting a poll for the begathon goal?
There's a dedicated thread here with that exact poll. :popcorn:
 
I honestly laughed out loud at this at 3am in the morning. Hope I didn't wake the neighbors.
I love how he's doubling down after finding out that other gamers also take around 9-12 hours to beat the game and not just those nudnik games journalists. WHY THE FUCK ISN'T REALITY CONFORMING TO MY VERSION OF IT???
 
Poor baby! FINALLY HAS A DAY OFF!!!

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Also, everytime he brings up "they lied about the game lenght" and he is the only one who plays the game AS IT SHOULD BE... I just want to punch him in the face.
 
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