DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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PhilsCamelToe dijo:
EVERY DSP stream since I began watching him in mid 2017 is a fundraising stream. I’d even call his entire existence on the internet a fundraiser to an extent from the demanding to click ads on his YT videos to the bs now.

I’m honestly shocked he’s considered dropping SF as it’s the only thing he looks halfway competent in. I caught some of his SF stream last night and he was on a little run of beating some people in the lobby. No one likes anyone playing scrubs and running from anyone halfway decent calling them detractors. It’s boring but he’s too much of a pussy to play anyone in fightcade while also being so thin skinned that he can’t admit he loses a match due to the other player outplaying him. His SF streams are perfect representations of a skinny fat gimp version of rain man if he wandered into a arcade. He’d play against the children but would clam up the moment a functioning adult would ask to play.
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"I hate this game cause it lags and runs at the wrong speed, but I won't play fightcade cause they cheat and it runs at the wrong speed" It's the dumbest shit ever and completely contradicts his "hurr just adapt and don't be a whiny bitch" mentally from when he was at evo.
 
What's Polish_Frog's story? Nearly everything he says is a jab at Phil and stuff that anyone else would get lean-in banned in a heartbeat, and I dont think he's ever cheered (in the past) or tipped. Is he some whale's sock account or what?
 

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SojiroSakura dijo:
Edit: Big ups An1337. Money = Pahsitivity from the pig's mouth
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First of all, he likely hid that huge tip earlier and he's still playing this ploy tonight. So he got $221 earlier, but it was very likely at least actually $321, maybe even $421 if that guy was the $200 tipper coming back from earlier in the week.

Second, I like that part where he said that, if they don't hit the tip goals, then it's going to be harder to hit the goal during the marathon because Phil will have to make it harder. So if we don't hit the tips goals during the week, Friday's will be tougher to reach. But tips aren't mandatory.

Tips aren't mandatory, but his audience is going to have to hit a higher goal Friday if they don't now? So they're mandatory, just not right now?
And it'll be tougher for who to hit the goal? Does your audience come to the streams to work towards hitting the goal? Or are you working to entertain them enough so that they want to hit the goal? Is the marathon fun, or punishment?
Getting harder and harder to use language that makes it sound like tipping is optional...
 
Fragarach dijo:
What's Polish_Frog's story? Nearly everything he says is a jab at Phil and stuff that anyone else would get lean-in banned in a heartbeat, and I dont think he's ever cheered (in the past) or tipped. Is he some whale's sock account or what?
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His story is that he's embarrassing. He's probably some guy who wanted to insult DSP but got attention for the first time in his life by the rest of the chat that's made up of "detractors" and have no other community to get human contact so he's ended up staying and helping DSP. No idea if he's actually subbed or tipped (though I remember him having shiny badges back during the DSP Twitch Partner Saga), but he's made stuff for DSP, including a few emotes I believe?

I also remember him showing up in Tevin's Twitch chat around when Tevin first got his account back and he got run off.
 
Surly Muppet dijo:
Second, I like that part where he said that, if they don't hit the tip goals, then it's going to be harder to hit the goal during the marathon because Phil will have to make it harder. So if we don't hit the tips goals during the week, Friday's will be tougher to reach. But tips aren't mandatory.
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That doesn't even make sense. If the goal on friday is 3000 $ and the viewer tips whittle it down by 400$ a day until then. The money is coming from the same 10 or so people. What's the difference between throwing money at him now or in 5-6 days? Sounds like a bullshit way of saying "Give money now"
 
The level of empty threat ol'Phil is pulling out is getting amazing, I can't even wrap my head around what is moving the hamster wheel his brain is powered by at this point.

So Phil your threat is to raise the tip demand for the beg-athon okay, AND, what does that mean to anyone besides you, what punishment is lined up for failure that will push those piggies to drop their wallets. Seriously what can he do at this point to punish anyone, let's go through the list.

  1. Cut # of streams - Well this would be a threat but the only one hurt is Phil as that is one less day of optional tipping
  2. Cut games - another true threat except what's left that he hasn't threatened to quit already in the last 2 weeks besides RE8
  3. Put off emotes/Patreon rewards - oops, already played this card, my bad for putting it here
  4. Raise Daily tip amounts - Please do, make the insurmountable wall even higher, this can only go well
  5. Beg more - I honestly would like to see this done at this point given his stream is almost all begging already, about the only thing he could do is learn to beg and play at the same time and that would be an improvement on his stream as it would be less dead air
  6. Interact less with chat - again how, this would be an impressive feat at this point
Ironically if he somehow actual made a punishment for failure it would probably have to be the most creative endeavor he had thought up in years
 
SilverReaper dijo:
That doesn't even make sense. If the goal on friday is 3000 $ and the viewer tips whittle it down by 400$ a day until then. The money is coming from the same 10 or so people. What's the difference between throwing money at him now or in 5-6 days? Sounds like a bullshit way of saying "Give money now"
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Phil needs to punish you the viewer if the tips goal isn't met. So instead of moaning and groaning; he will moan, groan, and adjust an imaginary number that is probably already just set to the highest he thinks he can make it.
 
Fragarach dijo:
What's Polish_Frog's story? Nearly everything he says is a jab at Phil and stuff that anyone else would get lean-in banned in a heartbeat, and I dont think he's ever cheered (in the past) or tipped. Is he some whale's sock account or what?
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He's a fucking loser and "ironic" viewer that is in the chat every single stream. I tune in on occasion and without fail, this sperg is there chatting with the other invalids. I think he's one of those weirdos that actually enjoys the "community" around Phil. Not a true believer but equally as sad.
 
SilverReaper dijo:
That doesn't even make sense. If the goal on friday is 3000 $ and the viewer tips whittle it down by 400$ a day until then. The money is coming from the same 10 or so people. What's the difference between throwing money at him now or in 5-6 days? Sounds like a bullshit way of saying "Give money now"
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You're totally correct. Except you said 'the goal on Friday is $3000'... the key detail here is that Phil has not said what the goal on Friday will be. That means he is working with a target and criteria that he has hidden. He has not provided a reason for why this needs to be hidden. We're supposed to believe that the goal exists for Friday, let's say $3k, and that if tips goals are hit, that can be shaved down to $400 because the week is so positive. But we're supposed to just trust that Phil is doing this PigMath Behind the Scenes.

What's actually happening is that Phil just wants to see how much he can get before Friday, but he already broadly knows what he wants on Friday. This is all disingenuous, and he doesn't want some whale to drop $1k tomorrow and then he can't still have his Friday payday, or tips to slow down because the crisis has been covered. He wants the whale to drop $1k tomorrow... and then keep the fundraiser at the $3k he was planning the whole time, but say it would have been $4k when he reveals it. Phil is probably going to try to fundraise the majority of the mortgage payment on Friday, and then blow everything that came in during the week. He's currently trying to bait his spending money out of the whales, then Friday is already fixed to pay the necessary bills.

Once again, if his whales had any sense, they'd call his bluff and give him nothing after tomorrow, and save their hard earned money for Friday. If Phil is being honest, then Friday will be the value he needs, and if the whales wait, they can give him exactly what he needs and not put themselves out any further than that. There's no reason to give him anything before then if Friday is just going to be the sum of everything he still needs. If he has to beg during the week for immediate money, then he is lying - it would mean there are other, immediate expenses after his day off (despite not leaving the house) that he is putting that money towards, and that means that the money earned during the week is not actually reducing the Friday target. It would not be hard to twist his arm and expose him, because this system he has set up is nonsense and only functions if it is a scam.

Fortunately for Phil, his whales have a massive surplus of chromosomes, so they're going to apply no critical thought to this mess.
Fortunately for us, Phil will squander the money he scams anyway, and we're going to need some new exciting emergency. Every. Single. Month.
 
Another night, more shameless begging from Philburt.

Give me your money tonight or you'll have to step up and give me more on the marathon stream.

Phil truly believes his financial woes are his viewers' problem and not his own. He actually fucking told them to start tipping or they would have to give him more "pahsitivity" on the next stream.

Come on paypigs, it's your job to feed this guy's gambling addiction. I can't believe they are being so selfish. If they would just hit that tips goal every stream he wouldn't have to beg as hard, okay? Phil's not at fault here, he did nothing wrong, so you guys need to show a little more generosity and pay those bills or you're basically MAKING him beg. Sound good?
 
Phil, buddy, all of this could have been avoided if you just did the one thing you said you do. Not make your streams about money. That tips goal? All that tracking and verifying? Constantly begging? That's why people are still disliking you after all this time, you put more effort into counting the dollars rolling in than making the content bud. But good luck making that Mass Effect stream successful, I'm sure you'll hit whatever arbitrary funding goal you need.
 
This guy would rather try to grow a community on a for all he knows hostile website that could kick him off at any moment than make any sort of a radical effort to better his life and that of his family. What a grand monument to Phil's laziness. "Realest most upfront motherfucker on the internet" except when I need to raise money for clearly defined bills, then its time to play coy and ban all the nudniks who dare to pry. Idiot trolls. The saga continues...
 
I want to point out again how creatively bankrupt DSP is that the only thing he can think to do is a fucking marathon stream. After ten years his entire repertoire of imaginative entertainment is the normal-ass streams, eating food on stream, talking out of his ass on stream, or a begathon that is usually about as long as an actual work day.
 
GunnlaugurSassoon dijo:
His story is that he's embarrassing. He's probably some guy who wanted to insult DSP but got attention for the first time in his life by the rest of the chat that's made up of "detractors" and have no other community to get human contact so he's ended up staying and helping DSP. No idea if he's actually subbed or tipped (though I remember him having shiny badges back during the DSP Twitch Partner Saga), but he's made stuff for DSP, including a few emotes I believe?

I also remember him showing up in Tevin's Twitch chat around when Tevin first got his account back and he got run off.
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phil will tolerate a certain amount of insults if he gets free shit in return
 
Gramh dijo:
Phil, buddy, all of this could have been avoided if you just did the one thing you said you do. Not make your streams about money. That tips goal? All that tracking and verifying? Constantly begging? That's why people are still disliking you after all this time, you put more effort into counting the dollars rolling in than making the content bud. But good luck making that Mass Effect stream successful, I'm sure you'll hit whatever arbitrary funding goal you need.
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Uhhh no! Maybe the streams are about gameplay and not tipping but it’s my jahb and right now I’m in one of the toughest times in my life and I need to be talking about tips and money. If you don’t understand that, you’re an idiot ack ack! A fucking dumbass.
 
Red Bistro dijo:
I want to point out again how creatively bankrupt DSP is that the only thing he can think to do is a fucking marathon stream. After ten years his entire repertoire of imaginative entertainment is the normal-ass streams, eating food on stream, talking out of his ass on stream, or a begathon that is usually about as long as an actual work day.
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Meanwhile streamers like Jerma985 throw entire fucking carnivals for their viewers and let chat control robots to peg him in the head with plastic frogs, or go on digging expeditions in the desert.
 
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