DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[YokuNama]

Even after the fundraiser scam reveal this morning. He misses the tip goal on the night stream. Reminds everyone that he can't pay his mortgage. Twitch hasn't responded. Still made his $400. But its not enough.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

'If it weren't for the anonymous $100 tipper, actually, support tonight would have been insanely bad.' (He's at $119)
'We didn't hit the tips goal, but support was, you know, pretty decent.'
Ah, but you got your $400 today though. And there's no reason to give you a cent more since that money will mysteriously disappear.

This is why the idea of a $400/day goal is going to get memory holed.

 

[Fill Bern El]

I know the quote you are talking about, and it's somewhere in this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E0qJiKdbtbI

ayy big ups, I'll try to go through it tomorrow

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

He also again said that he was thinking of adding Patron names to the before or after stream scrolls.

I so hope he does it. Dear lord let DarksydePhil give me a list of people that give him money.

What could possibly go wrong.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

ayy big ups, I'll try to go through it tomorrow

I would find the original video from DSP and listen at 2x. Hopefully I'm remembering correctly and not wasting your time. He has definitely said this multiple times.

 

[Piece of Peace]

For those of you following the tips tracking sheet, I've included a fun little column showing the average hourly wage he's earning per streaming day and their equivalent REAL JOBS based on median hourly wage in the state of Washington.

FYI - someone earning a pharmacist's hourly wage could EASILY afford a shitty middle unit condo by themselves, even if they had student loans to pay on top of that. If only his paypigs had any concept of what a real professional who went through years of schooling and training actually earns.

 

[marlintan]

Those dang detractors and their dirty basic math.

You might have missed the memo; 2+2 can = 5; or in PPB's case 250+50=200.

 

[hundredthousand]

He is getting almost zero small tips now, it's just the same few people entirely supporting him with $100 tips.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

So this Jeremy kid on Twitter admitted the other day he uses his allowance on Phil and even apologized when he couldn't give him it.
Today he said he had fun on his discord.

Its ILLEGAL to use PayPal as a minor from what I saw and Phil knows this is a kid with clear autism illegally funneling money from his parents. He literally begs children for money. Most homeless people wouldn't beg at children, much less than this down syndrome looking kid.

 

[Iron Father]

Dave doesn't care about the $10 transaction fee, because he has no real idea what it takes to actually earn $10.

And no concept of accumulating small amounts of money and putting it towards larger expenses. He can't save money at all.

 

[marlintan]

You might have missed the memo; 2+2 can = 5; or in PPB's case 250+50=200.

We are not bear the support goals? What the fuck does that mean? Near the support goals? What 'goals'? It's only tips.
Desperate begging and he can't even type carefully. He's called people 'kid' and blocked them for a less egregious typo than this.

Maybe you need to actually address why you are asking for double the salary of the average American household? Because I think that may be a problem for your regular fans right now.

"bear" as in a load-bearing wall, we "you" can't bear to drag my fat ass out of the hole I've been digging for three decades.

 

[KD6-3.7]

Curious how things that directly affect his money, like animations that display after he receives money, are do-able. I guess shoutouts, wagers, and responding to cheering aren't off the table even though that makes him more like every other Twitch.
Ambient things that improve the stream for any viewer, not just the ones who give him money? Can't be done, don't wanna, fuck off.
And of course, always helps if you can get people to make something for you and never give them credit.
EDIT:

The way he is, there is literally no reason for his viewers to tip him at all during the day stream.
Hypothetically, if I was a DSP fan and I hated seeing him miserable, and I was ready to tip him $400, I wouldn't give him the money for his first stream. Instead, if I gave him all that money during the night stream, he would be all smiles and tell me "Well that makes up for the bad stream I had earlier!"
But giving him money before the second stream is even more of a black hole than normal, and that's saying a lot.

He won’t do any kind of improvements to his stream, or anything at all really, unless he can get paid immediately for it. He’s gotta get that instant flood of feel-good chemicals if he’s gonna do anything that requires the tiniest amount of effort.

 

[Veezy00]

There was a theory from a while back that DSP is holding in his gut the entire time he's playing the game so people don't suspect that he's been eating a truckton of food and gaining weight. It's starting to get more and more believable as the days go by and he's getting fatter.

Those titties are getting mighty plump. Shit if I was DSP I'd start the stream with my vest on.

 

[marlintan]

Phil doesn't understand why people compare his life to an anime. It's over the top and inaccurate.

I guess it makes more sense to compare it to a Bible parable?
Like Phil repeatedly has to emphasize his victimhood?

Confirmation bias that Catherine wears the pant? While fleeing, Lot's wife turned to look back, and was turned into a pillar of salt. Would fit with the champions arc and the running away while still clinging to what used to be reality?

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

So this Jeremy kid on Twitter admitted the other day he uses his allowance on Phil and even apologized when he couldn't give him it.
Today he said he had fun on his discord.

Its ILLEGAL to use PayPal as a minor from what I saw and Phil knows this is a kid with clear autism illegally funneling money from his parents. He literally begs children for money. Most homeless people wouldn't beg at children, much less than this down syndrome looking kid. Ver archivo adjunto 2144211Ver archivo adjunto 2144212

"Also your Discord made me laugh so much yesterday Phil"
Hang on, I thought Phil only spoke to his mods on Discord, or am I missing something?

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

"Also your Discord made me laugh so much yesterday Phil"
Hang on, I thought Phil only spoke to his mods on Discord, or am I missing something?

Yeah that baffled me a bit as well, is he talking about like his own private discord? Or do the wheelchairs have access to DSP licensed discord link now?

 

[Surly Muppet]

"Also your Discord made me laugh so much yesterday Phil"

I assume he means that joke Phil posted to his Twitter about the Discord logo looking like Mickey Mouse's pants.
The kid might have missed a few words because he is just learning to type... and structure sentences... in the 7th grade.
Phil's scat jokes probably go over well on the playground though.

 

[Planettenon]

Hang on, I thought Phil only spoke to his mods on Discord, or am I missing something?

me too. what discord?

 

[metis]

So this Jeremy kid on Twitter admitted the other day he uses his allowance on Phil and even apologized when he couldn't give him it.
Today he said he had fun on his discord.

Its ILLEGAL to use PayPal as a minor from what I saw and Phil knows this is a kid with clear autism illegally funneling money from his parents. He literally begs children for money. Most homeless people wouldn't beg at children, much less than this down syndrome looking kid. Ver archivo adjunto 2144211Ver archivo adjunto 2144212

That account has to be a joke, right? ....Right?

 

[Kumquatacus]

Lmaooooo
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So people who are still subbed to phill. Does all the sub money go t twitch now?