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can someone give me the rundown of phils current streaming setup

i know he uses a capture card to record and consoles, but what is he using to stream them?

How long do you think he can keep bleeding his whales like he is right now? I mean we are already seeing the fatigue set in. I give it until this time next year before he calls it and actually goes to find a real job/sell the house.
an interesting question isn't the capacity for the whales to pay. does phil have that stamina to beg essentially nonstop to hit those goals? especially for a less motivated base, since they can no longer sub, use emotes, or bits.
 
How long do you think he can keep bleeding his whales like he is right now? I mean we are already seeing the fatigue set in. I give it until this time next year before he calls it and actually goes to find a real job/sell the house.

On a daily basis, not for long. I was expecting them to last a week but so far I've been proven wrong.

I do expect some kind of EMERGENCY stream where the Dark Lord, Taxman himself is asking for PPB's head. Or maybe he will use Kat as an excuse for something.

Then he'll get something work around 2 weeks of streaming over some days and we'll stabilize before the next crisis.

I hate that you're right but you're also not correct at all. In FFIV he would never, but I bet you money that if it was Yakuza themed Phil would be the last person on Earth streaming that mfking game to be able to do it. He milked Yakuza: Like A Dragon like that bitch owed him money. A month of GRIND STREAMS just to fail on the last level WITH ONE ATTEMPT, and then try and persuade the audience to watch him grind another month to attempt again. Absolutely painful time to watch DSP sometimes.
The NieR raids and several other fights needed to progress in the story are forced multiplayer. You also cannot grind by yourself and outgear/outlevel since the game syncs you to said content level.

DSP would not be able to handle being in queue and not knowing who can he get matched with. And the NieR raids themselves are 24man.

So basically, get 3 paypigs for all the dungeons from 70 to 80, get 7 paypigs for your trials and then get 23 paypigs for your NieR experience.
 
Bugger me. Anonymouse face reveal I guess.

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This is the bloke some of you lot rallied behind. This handsome bloke played you lot and is actually starting a streaming career off Phil's clout. He is Phil, but somehow worse.
This middle aged man wasted 3 years of his life to "own" Phil, fuck me.

My sides are gone. Some of you lot are proper tools to get played by this cuck.
Is he... ... ...pointing a camera at the screen???
I admit i definitely thought he was like 16 years old But am laughing imagining this guy who looks like spectresoundstudios talking about how dsps words hurt his feefees
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The NieR raids and several other fights needed to progress in the story are forced multiplayer. You also cannot grind by yourself and outgear/outlevel since the game syncs you to said content level.

DSP would not be able to handle being in queue and not knowing who can he get matched with. And the NieR raids themselves are 24man.

So basically, get 3 paypigs for all the dungeons from 70 to 80, get 7 paypigs for your trials and then get 23 paypigs for your NieR experience.
Phil may be able to get 3 and 7 paypigs, but he does not have 23 paypigs, that much I know. On a revolving door? Maybe. But 23 at once? No.

Oh, and when you're the first one to quit a forced multiplayer content, the game won't let you queue for another one for 30 minutes. No Street Fighter lobby jumping here!

Then there's the possibility that someone will report him for tax evasion or being a toxic shithead or whatever and he goes to actual in-game jail and lectured by a game mahd. That would be hilarious.
 
you know what's weird about phil buying a 3000 dollar lemon pc? he managed to screw up overpaying for a pc.

seriously, a normal computer illiterate would have bought an acer or alienware computer. at 3000$, it shoudl have been able to accomplish what he needed it to.
 
EDIT: Phil knew when Biden got elected, his taxes would go up. Even though Biden said 'people in his income bracket' would not see a tax raise.
Phil's political stance is that the Republicans won't help you, but the Democrats won't help you and are likely to hurt you.
Taxes? Ill let my certified tax accountant lawyer worry about this in 2023.
 
Taxes? Ill let my certified tax accountant lawyer worry about this in 2023.
phils income is in the realm of 120k a year. since he's married, he can file jointly with his wife and pay less because it would put them in a lower bracket, right? or am i missing something? theoretically phil probably isn't paying all that much, or wouldn't need to if he paid it all on time without extra interest and fees.
 
Bugger me. Anonymouse face reveal I guess.

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This is the bloke some of you lot rallied behind. This handsome bloke played you lot and is actually starting a streaming career off Phil's clout. He is Phil, but somehow worse.
This middle aged man wasted 3 years of his life to "own" Phil, fuck me.

My sides are gone. Some of you lot are proper tools to get played by this cuck.

Wonder who the gent from the North of England in this clip is. Is it @Nigel of Ukip? If not I'd like to know.
 
Is he... ... ...pointing a camera at the screen???
I admit i definitely thought he was like 16 years old But am laughing imagining this guy who looks like spectresoundstudios talking about how dsps words hurt his feefees
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Big ups, that guy is great.

edit: Yes, I'm generally considered ugly. I know.
 
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Why is that even a question, lmao, why would anyone pledge without getting any benefits? I know Phil's followers are speds but it still is a dumb question.
I mean his Patreon has been a complete dust bin for years, if you exclude people who don't realise they've forgotten about his pledges to him, you're still left with some of his wheelchairs who would unconditionally pledge anyway.

He's gonna try and milk these people dry as well just like he's done all these years streaming.

"Pledge today!" - The roach himself.
 
As a stupid aside due to playing Nier Replicant right now, I honestly have zero issues with how Kaine is portrayed or how she fits into the narrative. Her condition is never shoved into the spotlight and she remains a person first, not a cudgel to beat progressive politics or trans acceptance into the player. She is judged based on her character alone, and that is why she is memorable. In spite of her trauma and scorn she remains at heart, a good person.

Of course this will fly right over piggys head.
 
There's been speculation on when Phil learned about the de-partnering, so, I have to ask are you a functional retard did he get word from from "moderation" or "legal"?

I've been spending so much time running all around paying bills, you see?, that I just don't have time to really dig deep into this. You know what I mean? After a cursory glance at, um, Google and the like, I couldn't find a full copy of a partnersHIP? agreement, sniff, ok? So, don't listen to the haters that say this was already discussed in, uh... already discussed in - uhm, a different thread?, or whatever, ok?
 
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Paymetons revival sub-arc incoming? Will he have to start taking streams off again to do Patreon goals again?
Oof, that's the answer he didn't like to see. "When perks interest me" means he will have to do something on patreon so people are interested. And he doesn't have the time or skills for anything.
Also, I like that there isn't a "Never" option there.
 
Ok, I am calling it now. If the pigroach gets back in the Affiliate/Partner program and he starts uploading his streams 24 hours after his stream then without a doubt that was the reason he got kicked out in the first place. Meaning the pigroach knew why he got the boot and lied to play the victim, blame the trolls, and to seem like a good boy on Twitch. "I did nothing wrong, and everything correct". And if he does start uploading streams 24 hours after a stream ends, I bet he will say he is doing that "just in case" so Twitch has no reason to kick him out again. Now this theory makes more sense since the pigroach is still streaming on Twitch, a platform that said fuck you, and refuses to go to YouTube even though he can make more money on there with Memberships and SuperChats. The idea of YouTube chat being shit thus why he doesnt want to go to YouTube is shite and he knows it, is because when he got banned on Twitch before he ran to Mama YouTube. Thus he is staying on Twitch because he wants to keep the qualifications to get Affiliate/Partner back again, otherwise he would have gone to YouTube already.
 
Ok, I am calling it now. If the pigroach gets back in the Affiliate/Partner program and he starts uploading his streams 24 hours after his stream then without a doubt that was the reason he got kicked out in the first place. Meaning the pigroach knew why he got the boot and lied to play the victim, blame the trolls, and to seem like a good boy on Twitch. "I did nothing wrong, and everything correct". And if he does start uploading streams 24 hours after a stream ends, I bet he will say he is doing that "just in case" so Twitch has no reason to kick him out again. Now this theory makes more sense since the pigroach is still streaming on Twitch, a platform that said fuck you, and refuses to go to YouTube even though he can make more money on there with Memberships and SuperChats. The idea of YouTube chat being shit thus why he doesnt want to go to YouTube is shite and he knows it, is because when he got banned on Twitch before he ran to Mama YouTube. Thus he is staying on Twitch because he wants to keep the qualifications to get Affiliate/Partner back again, otherwise he would have gone to YouTube already.
Correct

However, he openly shat on Twitch about bits and about the entire partner program essentially immediately after he got that email, he's not getting let back again, If he stays it's because he doesn't want to lose his top paypigs and whales and is afraid about them not following him to his YouTube crowd (which is kinda up for debate, some of the twitch whales tip him do so because of the emotes, badges and feedback they get from pledging, rather then where the money actually goes itself, but it's not that hard to have a google/youtube account anyway, most people have one, he can still have a superchat leaderboard, he can have special icons for youtube members in a chat, he could use the bot to do some stream related engagement as well, moderators have decent enough tools to use on the platform as well, he can come to a compromise if he wants to, but for now he won't because of those few people essentially funding his entire livelihood.

Also people have been saying that they're seeing ads when they click on to his stream right? So that means that twitch is leaching off Phil's viewership on stream now, not the other way around.

How the tables have turned.
 
Do things like that happen in the real world? Yes. But now answer this: do you think they happen to people like Phil Burnell, who possesses the communication skills somewhat approaching those of a rabid ape?
From my experience every workplace has a "straight shooter" guy that Phil imagines himself to be that isn't afraid to call out the managers on their shit. However, those straight shooters always had 2 things in common: They shittalked within reason and didn't just complain but offered an alternative solution, they'd say something like "Yeah sorry boss, but this plan just won't work in a million years and here's why" and not "you stupid fucking booksmart nudnik you should lose your jahb and have to survive begging on the street duhuhuh". The second thing was that they were great workers and if we know anything we know that Phil is a lazy, shitty worker who won't even put the minimum required effort into anything.

I'm enjoying how basic math is a bannable offense.

I need 400 dollars a day but you better not multiply that by any number other than 1. Remember I'm a poor struggling "working" man that makes a 40 dollar an hour minimum wage like you.
Riddle me this: If someone were to bake 200 cookies twice a day, 6 days a week. How many cookies would they bake a year?

Solution: ZERO BECAUSE THAT SICK IN THE HEAD DETRACTOR COOKIE MONSTER ATE THEM ALL ILLEGALLY! TIP ME NOW OR JASPER WILL STARVE!

As a stupid aside due to playing Nier Replicant right now, I honestly have zero issues with how Kaine is portrayed or how she fits into the narrative. Her condition is never shoved into the spotlight and she remains a person first, not a cudgel to beat progressive politics or trans acceptance into the player. She is judged based on her character alone, and that is why she is memorable. In spite of her trauma and scorn she remains at heart, a good person.

Of course this will fly right over piggys head.
From what I remember, wasn't Kaine originally a woman when she was human but the replication program glitched and turned her replicant form into a dickgirl?
 
Regarding Dave "paying bills all the time":
In my head canon, "bills" is a code for gacha pulls.
If you look at it that way, it makes way more sense for someone needing to hit the tips goal everyday to pay for his daily "bills".
 
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