🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DennisReynolds]

Can Russ avoid cancel culture?

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Bullshit, knowing Russ he probably picked the one he wanted to fuck the most. That way he can creep on/file footsie lolsuits against two women for the price of one. She even looks like a bargain bin Taylor Swift.

 

[Corn Sake]

Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

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YouTube Link

yt1s.com - Russell Greer feat Gabriel Kitzman Yo Yovanna Official Music Video_1080p.mp4

Oh Russ. I was expecting you to appear in your music video.

 

[Gaylord Brachiosaurus]

The dancer was talented and attractive. For that reason alone I sat through it. But that gave me the impression that he definitely chose her due to the resemblance to Tay. She was good. Working with Greer is probably gonna hurt her career going forward...

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Thank you for having the energy to express your stupidity and not just lazily sitting in your own excrement like Chris, Russell.

Comparing a smile to Red Bull is such an unintentionally earnest way to describe the hollow idiocy of the West.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Greer's balls will explode before his music video does.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

",you're tropical like a beach"
Top tier simile
We've got another Keats here.

 

[HumanHive]

Where the fuck does Greer get the money for this shit?

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

To this day I've never actually listened to his song, and I'm certainly not going to watch this video. I just wouldn't be able to live thru it. There's only so much cringe I can take before my head implodes.

 

[RadicalCentrist]

Such negativity! I for one welcome Mr Greer's creative efforts and eagerly await his future work.

Be the change you want to see!

 

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

Lyrics: "I wanna thank you,
I wanna thank you,
I wanna thank you for all the colors that flank you."

... You might be confused by the lyrics.

You may think that this is a slightly racist reference to her ethnicity, but it's not.

It's just a sign of shitty writing.

Lyrics: "You keep being you."

... unless you refuse to go on a date and agree to have a relationship with Russell. Then you can fuck off, die, and get sued.

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Lyrics: "I wrote this song for you [Yovanna]."

That ain't it, chief.

The lyrics are full of "romantic" clichés that are more at home in a 90s/00s rom-com.

There is literally nothing to suggest that it's about empowerment, faith in oneself, or acting naturally. Unless the message is, "People with disabilities are desperate for sex too."

 

[The Dude]

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Uh-oh. Russhole's "list of haters and trolls" is going to get much larger before this saga reaches its conclusion. More people are going off-script and seeing through Dildo Saggins' bullshit.

Where the fuck does Greer get the money for this shit?

Russ has a job, has few expenses in his life, eats cheap food, has no social life or hobbies, and got three federal stimulus checks over the past year. And the brothels have been closed. Plus, Russ tends to go for the cheapest options for everything. And the best part of it all, whatever amount he did end up spending, it will have all been for nothing. Again.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Ok, I've googled what "Yovanna" is and I must say- Russel has shit taste in femmes.

 

[Pip Squeak]

Russ lives in a weird world in his head where we're still in the Victorian era of hiding away anyone who looks a bit funny and the assumption is that they can't do anything of worth.

Of all the people I've come across I have never met anyone who would think a barely physically disabled person can't write some shitty, cringe lyrics. Nobody thinks that way. This is the world we live in, nobody fucking cares, nobody gives a shit.

The world has progressed to a point of equal opportunity and this is where Dusty Rusty gets confused. Equal opps to the rest of us are, "If you're good enough, go on then", but to him mean, "Pick a result, it's yours".

I'm never getting a gold medal in the 2,000 meters if I email the Olympics team 53 times and asked nicely if I could have the shiny necklace. This is mostly because I can't fucking run 2,000 meters let alone be faster than anyone else in the world. But Russ, oh Russ! He wants the fame and fortune because he's done the equivalent of his 53 emails, he keeps asking nicely and nobody will give it to him. It's not because he can't fucking music, it's because we all think he can't due to his mush mouth.

The beauty of it all is that Russ somehow picks the shit he can't do to prove that he can. He's far too thick for law and hasn't the talent for music. Instead of finding what he is good at he wants what he wants and it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy.

He has the same attitude with women, not satisfied with an attainable relationship, he wants what he can't have and blames the world for thinking he can't have it.

This is a perfect defense mechanism. Russ cannot fail. If he keeps going for people and things out of his reach it'll never happen, he can't mess it up. Instead he gets nothing which is safer than losing something due to his own inadequacies. This way he can blame trolls and stalkers and the whole world who just won't let him be a top lawyer by day and superstar by night before he goes home to his 10/10 mega famous wife.

He's a wonderful fucking mess.

 

[Fareal]

This is a sellout pop track. streets are waiting for the cut Bitch Better Suck Me My Penis to drop

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

This is a sellout pop track. streets are waiting for the cut Bitch Better Suck Me My Penis to drop

Is that a follow-up song or a lawsuit?

 

[Cliff Booth]

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But wait! There's more!

 

[Alba gu brath]

Good lord, never heard this muppet speak before, but you'd think rather than chasing after some unavailable pussy -or cock apparently-, he'd be spending the time looking for some medical solution to that travesty of a mouth and voice.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Good lord, never heard this muppet speak before, but you'd think rather than chasing after some unavailable pussy -or cock apparently-, he'd be spending the time looking for some medical solution to that travesty of a mouth and voice.

It was tried and failed when he was a child. All it would have done is hold his lips shut.

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

It was tried and failed when he was a child. All it would have done is hold his lips shut.

I’d imagine there have been a few advances in surgery over the past twenty years. Would he even want surgery, since his gaping maw has shaped his personality? “I’m formerly disabled, with a corrected facial paralysis” doesn’t drop the panties any better.

 

[Alba gu brath]

It was tried and failed when he was a child. All it would have done is hold his lips shut.

Of sure, but that was then! Time heals all wounds.. or gives the docs a better understanding on how to carve it a better hole than what he expects people to 'love'.