World Of Darkness General (VtM, WtO, MtA, etc.)

Favorite WoD TRPG?

  • Vampire: The Masquerade

    Votos: 179 58.9%
  • Werewolf: The Apocalypse

    Votos: 49 16.1%
  • Mage: The Ascension

    Votos: 84 27.6%
  • Wraith: The Oblivion

    Votos: 30 9.9%
  • Changeling: The Dreaming

    Votos: 30 9.9%
  • Hunter: The Reckoning

    Votos: 38 12.5%
  • Mummy: The Resurrection

    Votos: 14 4.6%
  • Demon: The Fallen

    Votos: 22 7.2%

  • Total de votantes
    304
"Man, this fucker has no clue what he's doing. He got how many kills before that werewolf ripped him apart? lol sped" -WoD Kiwis, probably
I'm just envisioning long posts where they show a creature's post history and their most embarrassing reveals. I legit am just envisioning threads which have different tags based on who they're talking to and just OPs now, it hurts.

[Vampire]John McNamara / Janus Palitova
Commie larping cringelord, slavaboo, still mad about high school

[Hunter]Frank Benson / Frank Bain
Stolen Valor, Wishes was in Valkyrie, Cucked by a Geist school girl
 
[Werewolf] Kelly Williams/KelDWulf
Literal Bitch, Furry E-Thot, not actually a costume

[Mage] [Schizocow] Tommy O'Doul/ BigMagicT/ FBIMage
Thinks he works for the FBI, Disappointed his magic school wasn't Hogwarts, Convinced he's descended from Jesus Christ

[Beast] [Horrorcow] Vanessa Dillon/ crycute1256
Queen of Rape Apologists, Camwhore, Thinks she's a teacher
 
[Werewolf] Jack Russel/RedDog
Kicked out of the Talons, has untreated mange

[Inactive]Tina Jackson/ QueenBathory
Toreador E-girl, former findom, opened the curtains while streaming at noon
 
https://whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Yuri's_Group

Bunch of war vets going Punisher on the Beasts, near as I can tell. Exactly what they deserve.
Eh. I don't think anyone would be going Punisher on the Beasts from this site.

"And just so we're clear, STOP POSTING YOUR HUNTING PLANS! Those speds got what they deserved when those Black Spiral Dancers ate them. Monsters do lurk here, you know. If you must hunt, keep it to offsite and stop getting us involved. And livestream it. We want to watch that leech drain you dry so we can laugh at you." -WoD Null, probably

EDIT: By the way, can I just say how amazingly appropriate I would think it is for a Toreador e-thot to accidentally dust herself by streaming during the day and opening the curtains?
 
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I guess I misread the tone, but my point was I think we'd all be cheering on Yuri's Group given what they do to the "Poor uwu oppwessed Beasts".
Oh. Oh hell yeah, we'd be all about them. Especially if they took down the gay shark Beasts in the source book who get off to murdering people after tempting them with lost lake treasure.

"Heroes did nothing wrong." -WoD Kiwifarms, probably
 
Eh. I don't think anyone would be going Punisher on the Beasts from this site.

"And just so we're clear, STOP POSTING YOUR HUNTING PLANS! Those speds got what they deserved when those Black Spiral Dancers ate them. Monsters do lurk here, you know. If you must hunt, keep it to offsite and stop getting us involved. And livestream it. We want to watch that leech drain you dry so we can laugh at you." -WoD Null, probably

EDIT: By the way, can I just say how amazingly appropriate I would think it is for a Toreador e-thot to accidentally dust herself by streaming during the day and opening the curtains?
I'm just now envisioning the A-log top hat representing a self-hating creature of the night that sells out others like them while pretending they're any better and its funny as hell to me. Who eventually is killed by some literal randos who basically have minimal standards compared to them.

Some more stupid thread titles:

[Mage] George Davis / NuevoTesla89
The next great inventor, 800+ failed magitech ideas and counting, literally building a robotic waifu

[Geist] Dan/Danielle Gage and Ezekiel Caine / GrlWarlock1731
Crossdressing wannabe Rap Artist and Failed Musician, blames mages for killing own lack of creativity, weird werewolf fetish
I can't believe I didn't know about this thread until now. Although I haven't played a lot, I've done some writing for the Storyteller's Vault. Out of curiosity, what do you guys think about V5 Chicago by Night?
I'm the worst person you can ask about for setting books tbh. I don't use them usually.
 
Beast the Primordial (Aka Rapist the Justification) had some small nuggets of what was originally pitched before Matt completely fucked it up. Deviant is essentially what beast at its core was supposed to be: a crossover friendly splat with varying power levels.

That's... quite the claim there. I never actually read it, and I'm not sure I want to anymore. On a scale of "1" to "Furry Tranny on PCP", how rapey is that splat?

To quote 1d4chan:
"Later on, it was discovered that author Matt McFarland was accused of sexually assaulting a teenage girl and was quietly let go from Onyx Path. Following further accusations of sexual harassment in 2019 involving the abuse of his position as a senior writer, Onyx Path stripped McFarland of his remaining assignments with them and publically condemned his actions.

When you look at all the above stuff about Beasts being entitled to indulging their Hungers, the people are trying to stop them are evil bigots and that they're actually doing their victims a favor in the light of said accusation...well, it starts sounding an awful lot like the sort of thing a registered sex offender would say in an attempt to justify his actions. If BtP makes any success, it will not be because of him, but in spite of him."

It get fucking weirder when you notice the heroes who are evil self aggrandizing fanatics on the ground they're totally irrational in their determination to hunt beast. It very much sounds like how a sex offender might rationalize his fear/ hatred of law enforcement or vigilanties.
The tricky part is trying to refine trying to figure out what parts are deliberate by matt or acidently put by his retarded co-authors.
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Bassically hunters are people who post here and twitter but we're trying to stop a serial killer instead of bitching about some awkward nerd.
Beast: the Primordial is just Changeling: the Dreaming, if reimagined by a vindictive, self-righteous tumblrina/rpgnet mod (Hi David! Hi Matt!) who wanted to punish the normies for not recognizing their magical Faerie/Horror soul or giving them the Glamour/Suffering that sustains their existence.
 
I can't believe I didn't know about this thread until now. Although I haven't played a lot, I've done some writing for the Storyteller's Vault. Out of curiosity, what do you guys think about V5 Chicago by Night?
Haven't read it. WoD supplements hadn't been impressing me and haven't played in forever, so...yeah.

I'm just now envisioning the A-log top hat representing a self-hating creature of the night that sells out others like them while pretending they're any better and its funny as hell to me. Who eventually is killed by some literal randos who basically have minimal standards compared to them.
Honestly, that'd probably be half the site. Younger vamps doxing to hell and back, Glasswalkers fucking with the other clans, tech savvy mages trying to wake us up, changelings bitching about their Durances...the supernatural autism would flow. Not to mention the endless "Monster moved in, wat do?" threads.
Some more stupid thread titles:

[Mage] George Davis / NuevoTesla89
The next great inventor, 800+ failed magitech ideas and counting, literally building a robotic waifu

[Geist] Dan/Danielle Gage and Ezekiel Caine / GrlWarlock1731
Crossdressing wannabe Rap Artist and Failed Musician, blames mages for killing own lack of creativity, weird werewolf fetish
I have some new autism:

[Vampire] [Elder]Dimitri Miskovich
Tsimizsce laughingstock, can't Internet to save his unlife, slavery advocate, tried to sue Null through 12 proxies and counting

[Changeling] Ilora Moonflower/ Karen Smith/ RedCorsair/thacorsair!/SmallCorsair
Angry hobbit, Stockholm Syndrome, Can't find Arcadia again, World's worst sellout

[Hunter] Randall Callahan/ RandySlays/Torchbringer/basedslays.com
"Whassup sheeple?", annoying chad, keeps getting friends killed, Ashwood Abbey revoked his membership
 
Haven't read it. WoD supplements hadn't been impressing me and haven't played in forever, so...yeah.
There's some stuff I liked about it, some I didn't. (example: I'm fine with Kevin Jackson being the new Prince.) I was on the Onyx Path forum where I mentioned that I didn't like the trans non-binary Nosferatu character because they were poorly thought out and I was surprised that I didn't get in trouble for it. Someone agreed with me and stated that they thought the non-binary character in Let the Streets Run Red wasn't that well thought out, either.
 
There's some stuff I liked about it, some I didn't. (example: I'm fine with Kevin Jackson being the new Prince.) I was on the Onyx Path forum where I mentioned that I didn't like the trans non-binary Nosferatu character because they were poorly thought out and I was surprised that I didn't get in trouble for it. Someone agreed with me and stated that they thought the non-binary character in Let the Streets Run Red wasn't that well thought out, either.
What sticks in my craw about stuff like that is the Kindred using kine labels. Vamps think on some level they're better than the mortals, if only in a predatory kind of way. It's not farfetched for me to think vamps don't limit themselves sexually after a couple centuries of life because hey, got to feed somehow. Honestly, bringing sex in for pleasure kind of messed with the game. I liked it better when vamps used it as a predation tactic and were more or less asexual. It really highlighted the fact you were not human anymore, period.
 
Honestly, bringing sex in for pleasure kind of messed with the game. I liked it better when vamps used it as a predation tactic and were more or less asexual. It really highlighted the fact you were not human anymore, period.
It absolutely did. That sort of game would attract weirdos no matter what, but making it so vamps can have sex for pleasure as opposed to as a hunting strategy really just opened the floodgates. And even then, these people ignored the implications of how vampires' bodies work.

From the Vampire Storytellers Handbook, page 17-18:
Do vampires have any fluids other than blood in their bodies, like saliva or tears?
Let me preface this by saying, "suspend disbelief." We are talking about creatures of fantasy, after all.

Most of the liquids in a vampire's body are replaced by blood – Kindred sweat and cry vitae. Other fluids remain fairly true to their original form. Vampires do possess "normal" saliva, otherwise their mouths would be a bloody mess. Likewise, the vitreous and aqueous humors in vampires' eyeballs aren't replaced by blood, or their eyes would be red instead of white. Other than these few examples, common sense applies. Vampires obviously do not have reproductive fluids, and when female vampires spend a blood point to engage in sexual acts, their lubrication is a thin blood.

The science of it all takes a back seat to the setting. If vampires all had red eyes and drooled blood, the whole Masquerade would be rather pointless

Unless you were feeding with every fling, you'd end up wasting a lot of vitae just to avoid giving your parner a blood bukkake. Most pervs don't consider that.
 
I can't believe I didn't know about this thread until now. Although I haven't played a lot, I've done some writing for the Storyteller's Vault. Out of curiosity, what do you guys think about V5 Chicago by Night?
Barely readable garbage.
Whoever thought that these multiple first-person perspective stream of consciousness notes/transcripts/interviews, that are rampant in V5 needs to be dropped out of a second-story window (in Minecraft). It's confusing the salt for the meat.
Three columns anywhere but an encyclopedia makes my asshairs curl. Switching between two and three columns ties them into knots.
The characters newly introduced and reimagined are just flat inserts for the (multiple) authors' shallow political worldviews.
 
Barely readable garbage.
Whoever thought that these multiple first-person perspective stream of consciousness notes/transcripts/interviews, that are rampant in V5 needs to be dropped out of a second-story window (in Minecraft). It's confusing the salt for the meat.
I would assume it's a result of BJD, which is also a fairly confusing read due to that narrative design choice. However, I do think BJD did it better considering your going in with the knowledge that it's a journal. Also, it's only presented from (mostly) one character's perspective. BJD has small encapsulated setting ideas while CB V5 fails to do the very same thing because it's one large setting presented by multiple different characters with hardly any personality to speak of.
 
As for myself, I got into WoD during the Revised edition, but I've been collecting the books as a hobby since I haven't got as much of a chance to play as I'd like. There's even stuff I liked from V20 such as a much-needed bloodlines book, Shattered Dreams (which covers the War of the Rage), and BJD. I'm hoping that the upcoming Victorian Age Mage will be at least decent.

As for CoD, I'm in the same camp of people who liked their version of Changeling and Hunter more than the old one. (As well enjoying Slasher.) The others never really caught my interest, especially Otherkin the Assholes.
 
My ultimate reason for not using 5th is I have little practical reason to do so, their re-invention of wheel creates too many problems with existing chronicals and the corebooks lack half the clans for new games. Plus the mechanics are incredably bloated compared the 3rd.
 
Has anyone had their eye-rolling moments with WoD/CoD? I'd have to say one of them for me was in Legacy of Lies were they have a ready-made Dark Ages character who is non-binary Asian Vampire and has they/them pronouns. I can understand Sascha Vykos having them since they're an inhuman creature that has a more alien way of thinking and can easily change gender and form. Granted my knowledge of dark age era Asia is little to none, but wasn't it very patriarchal? This kind of character would be laughed at (at best).
 
Has anyone had their eye-rolling moments with WoD/CoD? I'd have to say one of them for me was in Legacy of Lies were they have a ready-made Dark Ages character who is non-binary Asian Vampire and has they/them pronouns. I can understand Sascha Vykos having them since they're an inhuman creature that has a more alien way of thinking and can easily change gender and form. Granted my knowledge of dark age era Asia is little to none, but wasn't it very patriarchal? This kind of character would be laughed at (at best).
Probably Monica Speca’s work. She’s ridiculously woke and all about shoehorning LGBT content in wherever she can; very much one of those “queer ALL the things” types. The line was also formerly developed by our own David Hill. The Tzimisce clan picture in the core book? Yeah, that’s a troon. A troon who was seen for what they really are, embraced and wifed by none other than Vladimir Rustovich.

Yes, THAT Vladimir Rustovich. The Voivode of Voivodes.
 
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