World Of Darkness General (VtM, WtO, MtA, etc.)

Favorite WoD TRPG?

  • Vampire: The Masquerade

    Votos: 179 58.9%
  • Werewolf: The Apocalypse

    Votos: 49 16.1%
  • Mage: The Ascension

    Votos: 84 27.6%
  • Wraith: The Oblivion

    Votos: 30 9.9%
  • Changeling: The Dreaming

    Votos: 30 9.9%
  • Hunter: The Reckoning

    Votos: 38 12.5%
  • Mummy: The Resurrection

    Votos: 14 4.6%
  • Demon: The Fallen

    Votos: 22 7.2%

  • Total de votantes
    304
But it fits the Sons of Ether steampunk aesthetic. We're talking some wacky-ass, chicken-legged deathmachine (why would it have both chicken-legs and wheels? FOR SCIENCE!, that's why!) like something out of a Wild West B-movie, all powered by Ether-steam, complete with maniacal laughter as the self-cranking Gatling gun (fuck you, its magic SCIENCE!) mows down the Mage's foes.

Just uh... watch out for the Paradox, and I don't mean the gaming company.
 
I don't know about you, but calling people who disagree with you 'cunts' is pretty misogynistic and rapey:
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The Technocracy would be more likely to either heal you with Progenitor tech/cloned body parts, or get you some Iteration X cybernetic legs/powered leg braces instead.
Hell, that's one of the richest recruiting demographics for IT-X. They have dummy companies entirely devoted to rehab and prosthetic limb development. Easy sell too, "Hey, you wanna be in a wheelchair the rest of your life or do you want to be faster and stronger than the normies in the first place?"
 
More updates for my re-write of 5th lore, biggest change so far to address an internal paradox in the writting.

Caitiff/thin blood/dhampir-The Caitiff population has largely been decimated in the wake of the 2nd inquisition. The lack of clan support structure, abilities or even masquarade awareness ensured that Caitiff were the first up against the wall when the crackdown began to the point where early inquisition studies considered clans minority aberations . Remaining Caitiff are either typically countryside autarkis, Clan adoptees or Sabbat where pander cohesion and sect support provides them a fighting chance.
The thin Blood have fared even worse, The decimation of neonates and caitiff has effectively pushed the generations further back to an mean average of 11th in young vampires making their creation difficult bordering on impossible. Combined with a "kill on sight" standing orders in Both Sabbat and Carmarilla and the mass exections of the 2nd inquisition ensures thin bloods are borderline extinct. The few stragglers are oddly enough found either in Clan Tremere who have adopted them for blood magic research or are adopted in Mage/sorceror society as they are mistaken for hedge wizards.

Practical mechanics means all starter characters now begin at 12th before backgrounds. 3rd edition thin blood mechanics are still in place with Thauturgy simulating blood alchemy. Paths are limited to the extreme.
 
Última edición:
Oh hey, the thread I can shitpost goals I want to do.

So in terms of running Chronicles games, I currently have the idea of running a Mortals one-shot where you are tourists to a sleepy little town during the autumn harvests, during the time the Huntsmen, a headless ghost that stalks the night, is rumored to be about.

I also must confess that I just can't wait until they finish making Deviants, because I in my heart of hearts want to play Robert Cop, the robot covered in human skin who believes that he is designed to be a lawman based on his knowledge of weapons.

Sure it's a shitpost, but playing the Terminator as a cop could be pretty fun and that game would do that.
 
Man, until you dropped that second line I thought you were going to be like Nick Valentine (spoiler warning), not a murderous Austrian. Hope you've got detailed files on human anatomy, at least.
Nick Valentine would also be fun, but the original concept was to be 1980s Arnie playing a murderbot playing a beat cop. He can murder easily, since the idea was he was an assassin robot or body guard unit, but he was inspired by a simple comment from a party member.

"Hey, you're like that robot cop!"

Since the gag was when we were shitposting character ideas for a Deviants game was if you used a movie or game monster for Deviants, it doesn't exist in media. There is no Terminator, but there is a Robocop. So Robert Cop gets a name and purpose (the original three directives Robocop worked under).

Obviously CyberDyne wants their machine man back, and as a super shitpost the antagonist they send after him would be based on the Otomo Robot from Robocop 3.
 
Nick Valentine would also be fun, but the original concept was to be 1980s Arnie playing a murderbot playing a beat cop. He can murder easily, since the idea was he was an assassin robot or body guard unit, but he was inspired by a simple comment from a party member.

"Hey, you're like that robot cop!"

Since the gag was when we were shitposting character ideas for a Deviants game was if you used a movie or game monster for Deviants, it doesn't exist in media. There is no Terminator, but there is a Robocop. So Robert Cop gets a name and purpose (the original three directives Robocop worked under).

Obviously CyberDyne wants their machine man back, and as a super shitpost the antagonist they send after him would be based on the Otomo Robot from Robocop 3.
A completely valid way to play Deviant. Otherwise, he's a good Promethean in many ways.
 
A completely valid way to play Deviant. Otherwise, he's a good Promethean in many ways.
Deviant has potential to be one of the best and worst books mainly because you can very casually have a team made out of whatever the human mind can shit out.

A team comprised of the Xenomorph, Carrie, Megamind, Spiderman, and Ivan Drago are perfectly legit by their own rules.

It makes me feel joy and disgust at the same time. Mostly joy because it's so insane.

And Promethean was always the book that probably spoke to me the most out of the NWoD lot. Just something with nonhumans wanting to be human so badly as their main goal really hits something for me.
 
Deviant has potential to be one of the best and worst books mainly because you can very casually have a team made out of whatever the human mind can shit out.

A team comprised of the Xenomorph, Carrie, Megamind, Spiderman, and Ivan Drago are perfectly legit by their own rules.

It makes me feel joy and disgust at the same time. Mostly joy because it's so insane.

And Promethean was always the book that probably spoke to me the most out of the NWoD lot. Just something with nonhumans wanting to be human so badly as their main goal really hits something for me.
Ironically it feels like it's going to do what beast the primordial should have been.
 
Ironically it feels like it's going to do what beast the primordial should have been.
Beast the Primordial (Aka Rapist the Justification) had some small nuggets of what was originally pitched before Matt completely fucked it up. Deviant is essentially what beast at its core was supposed to be: a crossover friendly splat with varying power levels.
 
That's... quite the claim there. I never actually read it, and I'm not sure I want to anymore. On a scale of "1" to "Furry Tranny on PCP", how rapey is that splat?
To quote 1d4chan:
"Later on, it was discovered that author Matt McFarland was accused of sexually assaulting a teenage girl and was quietly let go from Onyx Path. Following further accusations of sexual harassment in 2019 involving the abuse of his position as a senior writer, Onyx Path stripped McFarland of his remaining assignments with them and publically condemned his actions.

When you look at all the above stuff about Beasts being entitled to indulging their Hungers, the people are trying to stop them are evil bigots and that they're actually doing their victims a favor in the light of said accusation...well, it starts sounding an awful lot like the sort of thing a registered sex offender would say in an attempt to justify his actions. If BtP makes any success, it will not be because of him, but in spite of him."
 
That's... quite the claim there. I never actually read it, and I'm not sure I want to anymore. On a scale of "1" to "Furry Tranny on PCP", how rapey is that splat?
See, whatever a Beast does is justified by teaching people lessons and the people trying to stop them from doing horrible things to people just don't understand that they're really trying to help their victims.
 
It get fucking weirder when you notice the heroes who are evil self aggrandizing fanatics on the ground they're totally irrational in their determination to hunt beast. It very much sounds like how a sex offender might rationalize his fear/ hatred of law enforcement or vigilanties.
The tricky part is trying to refine trying to figure out what parts are deliberate by matt or acidently put by his retarded co-authors.
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Bassically hunters are people who post here and twitter but we're trying to stop a serial killer instead of bitching about some awkward nerd.
 
It get fucking weirder when you notice the heroes who are evil self aggrandizing fanatics on the ground they're totally irrational in their determination to hunt beast. It very much sounds like how a sex offender might rationalize his fear/ hatred of law enforcement or vigilanties.
The tricky part is trying to refine trying to figure out what parts are deliberate by matt or acidently put by his retarded co-authors.
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Bassically hunters are people who post here and twitter but we're trying to stop a serial killer instead of bitching about some awkward nerd.
Kiwi Farms Monster Hunting Agency when?
 
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