😵‍💫 Skitzocow Elora Snow, The Oracle Of Saturn / Elizabeth Lansing / EverLuna Productions - Wannabe actress who loves smoking weed and pretending to be crazier than she already is. Special guests: lazy kook (eventual ex) husband and an FTM simp

[Burd Turglar]

That's exactly what someone who hasn't had their house burned down, their pets killed, and their tires slashed by a crazy person would say.

Just my tires slashed, punched in the face and pushed down a flight of stairs. Obla di my dude.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

That's exactly what someone who hasn't had their brains fucked out by a crazy person would say.

I would be very afraid such intercourse could actually end with my brain being placed outside of my skull...

 

[Burd Turglar]

I would be very afraid such intercourse could actually end with my brain being placed outside of my skull...

Life is about taking risks fam. Sometimes, getting your brains literally fucked out of your skull is said risk.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

I would be very afraid such intercourse could actually end with my brain being placed outside of my skull...

Don't knock it before you try it, buddy. Burd Turglar's been there and might be able to fix you if it all goes wrong.

Life is about taking risks fam. Sometimes, getting your brains literally fucked out of your skull is said risk.

Yes. And what you do have are a very particular set of skills, skills acquired over a very long career fighting and fisting in Wal-Mart parking lots. Skills that make you able to place a brain back into a cranium though a butthole, with hands that can palm a brain or a basketball.

And that's utterly, utterly tragic. In the most fashionable sense of the word.

 

[Spergichu]

I see we've finally begun to discus the delimea of whether or not you should stick your dick in crazy. An inevitability with a thread like this.

 

[Tracy Martel]

I enjoy this thread. When Elora is crazyposting, it's great. Jack joined to ratchet up the drama. When neither of them post it just turns into a boy's locker room with fake fights, "who would you fuck" talks, and dick measuring contests.

Thank god Al Gore invented the internet. Thanks, Al!

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

And now, back to our main show...
Lizzy trying to impress people on the internet by showing off her superior body control, as she wobbles side to side and struggles not to fall over when she tries to stand on one foot:

Also, damn she's short. I never really noticed before, but in this video, she looks like a child.
This looks like a cross between Chris Chan's fighting moves and the "Chris loses it" video.
Whoever it was asking for feet-pics, you got your wishes partially granted I guess.

Edit: The hightlight is around the 11 minute mark.

goddamnit, the other gif doesn't load. I will upload her failed handstand later.

Also remember how obsessed she was with Jack being fat? I think I found a reason for that

 

[RollingRock]

Description of the above video:
TRIGGER WARNING: This footage is a real-time MORNING EXECUTION sequence of Modern Dance, Sith-Chi, and MILITARY GRADE Susperia on a **collective** of WANTED CRIMINALS connected to Liz Lansing’s ENGLISH husband, Jack McLoughlin.

He was credited as a producer in ‘Walt Sent Me: Vol.01’ — the flagship FEATURE FILM released by EverLuna Productions in September of 2020 — directed by his wife, Liz, and EDITED by E.L. McLoughlin (aka: Elizabeth Lenore McLoughlin).

Keep in mind that Liz Lansing is 35 until January 9th, 2023. If you can’t interpret the HOLOGRAPHIC layers of LEGION’S control systems on her naturally petite figure demonstrated by CLOTHING layers and HUMILITY ON CAMERA... then sod off. Her husband was into .. “TROLL porn”. Short, stocky.. IT’S NOT WHAT LIZZY LOOKS LIKE, JACK.
— S. Storc

PS: KB is so glad to hear you took to SEROQUIL. The BRA will help with the side effects of LACTATION... Man boobs for those in the dark. When Jackie-Boy is alone... he likes to sniff his farts. Eat some snot, clip a toe — his finger starts to crawl... he starts to milk his nipple, then his LEFT HAND slams the wall.

“Oh my GOD, what a SENSATION!” he screams into The Void .. what a curious new temptation for a big, growing BOY..

(Steve.. cmon dude.. ) ...

sorry, kids. I can’t help that I’m dead and see EVERYTHING Jack The Ripper did to Lizzy (WITH A Y)...

With Jack pullng back she is now directing her ire at random actor fanclub accounts on instagram. I'm sure whoever runs this account loves getting bombarded with schizobabble!

 

[Burd Turglar]

And now, back to our main show...
Lizzy trying to impress people on the internet by showing off her superior body control, as she wobbles side to side and struggles not to fall over when she tries to stand on one foot:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YugDpaoXFv4
Also, damn she's short. I never really noticed before, but in this video, she looks like a child.
This looks like a cross between Chris Chan's fighting moves and the "Chris loses it" video.
Whoever it was asking for feet-pics, you got your wishes partially granted I guess.

Jesus christ, I have better balance when I'm drunk! She's starting to kind of remind me of the crazy broad that Jim/Metokur did a video on. I seem to remember her doing a Terry shuffle dance on her trailers porch?

Edit* I think you're right about the projecting her insecurities on Jack. Why, I'll bet you 5 doll hairs that she is the true booger eater.

 

[RollingRock]

Schizobabble berating Jack

Description:
For the love of ALLAH... STOP THIS MAN ALREADY!!!

ffs JESUS **CHRIST**!!!!!! .....

::deeeeeep breath......::

DOREEN VIRTUE.... I’ll be coming for YOU holographically once Jack is back in England.

Mark my words, Mermaid MAMA.

Remember, PUSSY-WILLOW... WHAT HAPPENED IN CARLSBAD STAAAAYED IN CARLSBAD.. right? And Encinitas.. and Mount Shasta... and GREECE.. and ROME...

and HAWAII....

You ORDERED The Black Pearl implant to be hand delivered into me, Doreen. Right after DISNEYLAND.

And then... you regretted it.

...GOD...DOESN’T... WANT.... TO...HEAR...YOUR...FAKE, SELF-ABSORBED MOAAAAAANS OF PAINFUL DEATH/REBIRTH AAAAAAANYMORE, you ... **crone**.

...Your head is MINE.

And it hasn’t aged well.
She was in the video chat as well

Smoking more weed and trying to harass Jack again while insane

She has a second channel she uploaded some dumb content to before she went crazy

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuO_eX3HIprmyEQeQQd7Vcg/featured

 

[The Real Jack]

Another update.

I have decided that I am done with Lizzy. It is over. Finished once and for all. After being on the receiving end of a constant barrage of abuse and reviled attack after attack, I can not take it anymore. Even before Lizzy was psychotic, she was still very controlling and emotionally manipulative. I have realized she is actually a vulnerable narcissist when she is 'well.' I lost all sense of rational in the state of highly emotional thinking and became addicted to the relationship. This is why I have found it so hard to walk away and stood by her, even though it is quite evident she is a lost cause. Now I look back, the fog has cleared and I am seeing what I involved in clearly for the first time. Lizzy is a perpetual victim of existence, and I have a diametricallly opposed attitude to life. Quite simply, you make your bed and you lie in it.

She told me today that I was 'dead' to her the day after we got married. She maybe psychotic, but I think in many ways she was revealing her pathology in that statement before she found herself in the midst of this schizophrenic episode.

I don't want anything to do with her anymore. I am walking away for good and that is final. The situation has become to unbearable, too toxic and I have to look out for my own well being. My compassion and patience has been exhausted and I have no more to give with respect to her. I give up.

Lizzy if you are reading this, please don't bother contacting me. If you have any grievances or want to discuss the logistic of the divorce, you can hire a lawyer to contact me on your behalf.

Lastly, I am going to stay in San Dieg, as the I have a great job, the weather is beautiful and fuck going back to Europe with the mass COVID tyranny Americans are by and large, free from.

God Bless America, and God Bless Kiwi Farms.

Peace.

 

[RollingRock]

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Good.

And FUCK YOU @LL137...

 

[Burd Turglar]

God speed @The Real Jack you saintly mofo

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Another update.

I have decided that I am done with Lizzy. It is over. Finished once and for all. After being on the receiving end of a constant barrage of abuse and reviled attack after attack, I can not take it anymore. Even before Lizzy was psychotic, she was still very controlling and emotionally manipulative. I have realized she is actually a vulnerable narcissist when she is 'well.' I lost all sense of rational in the state of highly emotional thinking and became addicted to the relationship. This is why I have found it so hard to walk away and stood by her, even though it is quite evident she is a lost cause. Now I look back, the fog has cleared and I am seeing what I involved in clearly for the first time. Lizzy is a perpetual victim of existence, and I have a diametricallly opposed attitude to life. Quite simply, you make your bed and you lie in it.

She told me today that I was 'dead' to her the day after we got married. She maybe psychotic, but I think in many ways she was revealing her pathology in that statement before she found herself in the midst of this schizophrenic episode.

I don't want anything to do with her anymore. I am walking away for good and that is final. The situation has become to unbearable, too toxic and I have to look out for my own well being. My compassion and patience has been exhausted and I have no more to give with respect to her. I give up.

Lizzy if you are reading this, please don't bother contacting me. If you have any grievances or want to discuss the logistic of the divorce, you can hire a lawyer to contact me on your behalf.

Lastly, I am going to stay in San Dieg, as the I have a great job, the weather is beautiful and fuck going back to Europe with the mass COVID tyranny Americans are by and large, free from.

God Bless America, and God Bless Kiwi Farms.

Peace.

You've made the right choice my friend, hold fast and don't look back. Your legion of strapping Young Jacks will be here for you if you ever need to vent more about Loony Lizzy.

If you haven't already, make some concrete plans for self protection. Be that some big ass dogs, or some gnarly pepper spray and MMA classes, or what have you. I'm normally loath to tell people to go and militarize their lives, but you're in one of those situations where I must urge it. Make a plan for what you'll do if she finally decides she's going to really hurt you.

@LL137 you leave poor Jack Boi alone, you psycho nutcase. Go chase tulpas and leave the denizens of this reality to their peace.

 

[Burd Turglar]

You've made the right choice my friend, hold fast and don't look back. Your legion of strapping Young Jacks will be here for you if you ever need to vent more about Loony Lizzy.

If you haven't already, make some concrete plans for self protection. Be that some big ass dogs, or some gnarly pepper spray and MMA classes, or what have you. I'm normally loath to tell people to go and militarize their lives, but you're in one of those situations where I must urge it. Make a plan for what you'll do if she finally decides she's going to really hurt you.

@LL137 you leave poor Jack Boi alone, you psycho nutcase. Go chase tulpas and leave the denizens of this reality to their peace.

I'm guessing you haven't been watching her videos? She's like 4 foot zip, can barely hold onto a cheap mall sword while she flails around and can't even stand on one leg. I know 9 year olds that could fuck her up.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

I'm guessing you haven't been watching her videos? She's like 4 foot zip, can barely hold onto a cheap mall sword while she flails around and can't even stand on one leg. I know 9 year olds that could fuck her up.

I'd be willing to make that kind of judgement for most confrontations but crazy is crazy, and nobody likes getting stabbed with a poop knife in line at their favorite coffee shop.

I'm not gonna go into more serious examples of things she could do for fear of giving Lizzy sane ideas, but we shouldn't discount her resolve for her stature. At very least Jack should keep in mind that she has him on a dartboard in her brain 24/7.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

I'd be willing to make that kind of judgement for most confrontations but crazy is crazy, and nobody likes getting stabbed with a poop knife in line at their favorite coffee shop.

I'm not gonna go into more serious examples of things she could do for fear of giving Lizzy sane ideas, but we shouldn't discount her resolve for her stature. At very least Jack should keep in mind that she has him on a dartboard in her brain 24/7.

She even get out of her house much less seek someone out to slaughter.

She is a piece of shit and tough behind a screen.

The only person she is going to fuck up us herself and she doing a fantastic job at that.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Plus she's fat.

 

[Spergichu]

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